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WhiteTiger -> RE: =MtAK= The New Fluffy AK (10/30/2010 23:08:14)
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Why hello thar Mr. Fluffy Illuminator!
I would really like to know who told my name is Illuminator
Congratz on becoming an AK! (You have the best title out of all the MtAK ED threads xD)
well thank you, I put like a whole 3 seconds of thought into it
Now, onto my questions.
hold on, I almost forgot my bucket
1) [My Favourite question] How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (And yes, there is an actual correct answer to this question.)
that has a highly variable answer. First and foremost it depends on 3 factors. 1: the woodchuck's ability to chuck wood. 2: the woodchuck's need to chuck wood. 3: the woodchuck's want to chuck wood. Some common answers are: 23, 5.72 fluid liters of wood, and 69 units of wood. However all of those are WRONG. The correct answer actually depends on the amount of time you are talking about. however it the correct answer is 15 pounds a minute, or (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3
2) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
a peck of course, it says so right there. Plus that's all his bucket would hold.
3) Three sweet switched Swiss witches Watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches Which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
they all watch all of them at the same time, all while wearing pink.
4) Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?
yes
5) Misery left Fortune City for Central Station at 6:00AM at 25m/h. Cinderella left Central Station for Fortune City at 8:00AM on her hoverbike at 50m/h. The distance between Fortune City and Central Station is 25km. At what time will Cinderella and Misery meet? (Note: m = metres)
If you take into account the north easterly trade winds and the west easterly barter winds, then factor in the cost of hovergas for the hover bike and food for Misery they would meet at approximately never o'clock.
6) It is 8:00PM and Das Bose is in his house, getting ready for bed. Wiseman wants to visit Das Bose. He leaves his house at 8:15PM at a rate of 30m/h. Wiseman and Das Bose's houses are 6km apart. At what time will Wiseman reach Das Bose's house? (Note: m = metres)
7.45 minutes
7) Grun Teufel needs to goto M4tr1x to change his identity (once again). He is currently at his house, which is 50km away from M4tr1x. He traveled by hoverbike (50m/h) and by train for 3 hours. How long did he travel by train? By hoverbike?
2 minutes, because it is faster to go to Xraal in biodome to change his identity because he is already right there.
8) Dax and Donna Matrix have a meeting in their faction headquarters. It is 4:00PM and the meeting starts at 8:00PM. Dax is in Fortune City, 5km away. Donna Matrix is at The Minetower, 2km away. They are both travelling at 90m/h. Will Donna Matrix and Dax both make it to the meeting on time, if so how much time is left until the meeting? If Donna Matrix decides to battle for 30 minutes, will she still make it?
yes, 4 hours because you can jump to your HQ from any location, yes
9) It is 5:00 PM and Scott Reese, Infern0 and eVentus have a party to go to at Big Tuna's house. They are all at different locations across Delta V. Fortune City is 50km away from Big Tuna's House. Central Station is 25km away from Fortune City. The Minetower is 40km away from Central Station. eVentus is at the Minetower. It takes Infern0 2 hours, travelling at 20km/h to get to eVentus. Where is Infern0? Scott Reese, eVentus and Infern0 all make it to Big Tuna's party at 9:00PM. At what time did they leave the Minetower for Big Tuna's House?
8:59, jump to buddy FTW
10) There is no question 10, please skip to question # 11.
if you say so
11) Question 11 has been terminated, please skip to question # 12.
O_o, me thinks you should get body guards for these questions next time.
12) Please write a sentence without the words fluffy, purple, pink, squirrel, fuzlee, or bucket or any variation of those words. Similar words are not allowed either.
alright I wrote one, but I don't have a scanner so I can't send it to you to prove it. <--- there I did it, now I can say a pink fuzlee battled a fluffy purple squirrel in a large bucket next to the orange sea otter sitting on the typhoon rock with the large Wiseman who's name was Dax and had the words Titan and Nightwraith tattooed on his arms because BigTuna is good at that stuff thanks to Donna Matrix who trained her and eVentus in the ways of Karate in order to take down Das Bose and Infern0 with the help of Misery and Cinderella.
13) No.
sounds like a personal problem
14) The cake is a _ _ _.
Fluffy! The cake is a fluffy!!
Well, those are my 14.. Umm, 13... Wait, 12.... 11? ........ Fine, 10 questions. Good luck on answering them! X)
you were commanded er... told to do 15.
EDIT: Added Question #15: What do you notice about questions 5-9?
The answer to all of them could have been yes.
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