Scakk -> Frostval 2010 (1/14/2011 16:16:37)
Frostval 2010: Night of the Living Toys!
Today's Event > Frostval 2010 Part 1! (Tydlee Wynx's toy takeover of Frostval)
«Scene: Battleon, covered in snow, swarmed with monkeys and mimics.»
Toys have begun swarming Battleon en masse and are attacking everything...
«You»: Can someone tell me just WHO decided to get deranged THIS Frostval?!!?
«You»: This has to be the Nightmare Queen's doing... these are JUST like the Toy Soldiers that--
«Nightmare Queen and Khandie Khain enter.»
Khandie Khain: In your DREAMS, «You».
Nightmare Queen: You will NOT be blaming this on Khandie and me. We have nothing to do with it.
Khandie Khain: Though we have noticed these strange toys. They're everywhere.
«You»: We noticed!
Nightmare Queen: Someone is cutting in on my nightmare.
Khandie Khain: Who could have thought that things so sickeningly cute could be so evil? It's very exciting!
«You»: Wait wait wait. Cute... Evil... Ebil!
Nightmare Queen and «You» and Khandie Khain (simultaneously): ZORBAK!
«You»: When I get my hands on him--
Nightmare Queen: You do that. And «You»-- I haven't forgotten your promise to Khandie and I... I will be calling on you eventually...
«You»: How... delightful. Oh great, more toys!!
Khandie Khain: Have fun playing!!
«The two disappear.»
«You»: This has to stop. Time for me to find Zorbak and ruin whatever he's cooking up THIS year.
«Scene: Graveyard covered with snow. Kabroz and «You» stand on the right and left sides of the scene.»
Kabroz: No, my blockhead of a brother is not here. He totally cut us out of his Frostval plans this year.
«You»: Huh? US??
Kabak: It is us dear brother blames, unto us he places shame. Kabroz he blames for I, you see, and me he blames for... being me.
«You»: ... Kabak?! What are-- no. Y'know what? Never mind. You guys are lucky I don't have time to wonder about the fact that you're here. Just... just tell me where Zorbak is.
Kabak: Why not ask dear wifey-poo? Mu-glen knows all, indeedie-do...
«You»: Okay, now you're really reaching.
«Scene: Zorbak's Hideout»
Mu-Glen: He said he was working on a surprise, and I haven't seen him in days. Then he ran off with that no-good Leprechaun in all the armor.
«You»: Sham?! Oh, this just gets better and better...
Several weeks ago...
Uncle Sham: So what would a Moglin like you be wanting with a Leprechaun like me... Zwieback? And why do we be meeting in this place?
Zorbak: That's "Zorbak," and the last time I met in an out-of-the-way location I ended up merged with my dunderhead brother. there are prying eyes everywhere... why not just meet under their nose?
Uncle Sham: So what do this be about, moglin? And make it quick... time is GOLD.
Zorbak: So it occurred to me after the Kabak business that I was going about this all wrong. If the fools insist on this Frostval nonsense, why not make a little profit from it to fund my other enterprises?
Uncle Sham: So ye're a moglin after me own heart, but what does all this have to do with me? I'm no venture capitalist. If ye be wantin' to get your hands on me gold, moglin... give it up!
Zorbak: I have a plan, but I need a partner with financial savvy. Meh, I couldn't find one, so you'll have to do. At least you know about gold.
Uncle Sham: Partner? With the likes of you? You would take all me gold in a minute. why, you're so unreliable--
Zorbak: -- Not reliably.
Uncle Sham: Sneaky.
Zorbak: Thank you. It could make us a bundle...
Uncle Sham: Dishonest, cold-hearted... hmm. "A bundle," you say? Where do we start... partner?
O'Meany: I would never sell out me uncle!!
«You»: Who are you trying to kid, O'Meany? You would sell your own blessed mother for enough gold. And look... I just happen to have that here...
O'Meany: Gold? I didn't know you were talking about gold... He went to the ice wastes of T'jeli with that blue scarred moglin looking for some... talent...
«You»: The ice wastes? Well isn't this going to be fun... Well, pleasure doing business with you.
O'Meany: Just between you and me, you're a sucker. I would have done it for half as much!
Several Days Ago - Tjeli - The Southern Ice Wastes
Zorbak: Do you have any "toy" experience?
Tydlee Wynks: Oh yes, Mr. Zorbak. We Lighters practically invented the toy industry! We are the most enlightened sort. why, we even tried to... nevermind.
Zorbak: I thought you were "Northern" Lights moglin. Why are you way down here in the T'jeli ice wastes? We're practically at the southern pole.
Tydlee Wynks: Uh... Well. See, we used to live in the north, but... we didn't get along too well with the Frostvale moglins and were banished. So we came here, the closest place to home we could find.
Uncle Sham: Banished, you say... You wouldn't happen to be a gold hunter now, would ye?
Tydlee Wynks: Oh, no Mr. Sham. The Northern Lights tribe has no use for gold!
Zorbak: Okay... Give us a minute.
«Zorbak and Sham leave.»
Tydlee Wynks: Who needs gold when you can rule the world. Meh, heh, heh.
«Zorbak and Sham re-enter.»
Zorbak: Very well, Mr. Wynks, you are our new manager!
Tydlee Wynks: Thank you! I won't, I mean, you won't be disappointed!
Tydlee Wynks: I will, I trust, be able to choose my own staff? I have some old friends in mind.
Zorbak: As agreed.
Uncle Sham: Just don't be hiring any gold hunters!
«Scene changes to the present.»
Zorbak: You can't pin this on me, «You»! Sham funded the whole thing!
Uncle Sham: I knew you would stab me in my eye, you little swindler... but the joke's on you. I already raided our safe!
Zorbak: Why you little gold hunting...
«You»: ENOUGH! Just tell me what happened.
Several years ago -- The Town of Frostvale
Chilly: Tydlee Wynks, your clan's toys keep destroying the factory... and those light gnomes are better suited to demolition than spreading holiday cheer.
Tydlee Wynks: But Chilly--
Chilly: How many accidents have we had, Wynks? Ten?
Tydlee Wynks: Actually, 19, but--
Gnome: ... Twenty, sir. Don't forget the rampaging Akriloth Plushies.
Tydlee Wynks: If you call that an "accident," I guess... yes, 20...ish. But we're on the verge of a great breakthrough in toys and gifts! And...
Chilly: I'm sorry, Tydlee. I really am... but we already have enough problems. The others have gotten together and...
Tydlee Wynks: And?
Chilly: And we have decided. The Northern Lights Moglin and the Lichtgnomen are hereby banished from Frostvale.
Tydlee Wynks: !!!!
«Back at the present...»
Zorbak: So you see... it was really neither of our faults...
Uncle Sham: We are totally innocent! It was those Lichtgnomen and that Tydlee Wynks!
«You»: I think you are still a bit liable, don't you?
Uncle Sham: Liable... hmmm... Aye. We are liable. We really should consider incorporating, Zorbak. That would deflect my liability.
Zorbak: Incorporating, you say? I can see it now... Zorbak Corp!
Uncle Sham: No no no... Sham Corp!
Zorbak: In your dreams... Undead Corp!
«You»: How about-- EBIL CORP?
Uncle Sham and Zorbak (simultaneously): I LIKE IT!
«You»: We really can talk about this some other time. First we need to deal with Tydlee's army of marauding machinery.
Uncle Sham: Well ye'll be needing new equipment if ye want to face off against an army like Tydlee's. Fortunately for you, Ebil Corp has you covered... isn't that right, Zorbak?
Zorbak: Meh heh heh... That's right... partner!
«You»: I just hope we can stop Tydlee... From the sounds coming out of his factory over there, he must have everything running full tilt...
«Scene: Inside the factory.»
Tydlee Wynks: Meh heh heh heh!!!!
Tydlee Wynks: Work! Work, my little ones!!
Tydlee Wynks: Together, we will change Frostval-- FOREVER!!!!
Frostval 2010 Part One
Clang Clang Monkey Z
Arrhythmic Cymbal Monkey
Clang Clang Monkey
Metronomic Cymbal Monkey
Rhthmic Cymbal Monkey
Guardian Cadenced Cymbal Monkey
Monster encounter uses player's RA formula.
Clang Clang Monkey (4)
Toy Chest (6)
Frostval Giant (6)
Baby Ice Dragon (6)
Tree Slugger (10)
Gnome Enforcer (10)
Dirty Snowman (10)
Frost Giant (10)
Arrhythmic Cymbal Monkey (12)
Frostval Giant (19)
Baby Ice Dragon (20)
Ice Dragon (20)
Frost Giant (20)
Ice Golem (22)
Dirty Snowman (25)
Toy Chest (26)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (30)
Tree Slugger (30)
Gnome Enforcer (30)
Frostval Giant (39)
Snow BunnyZard (40)
Cymbal Monkey (42)
Dirty Snowman (45)
Toy Chest (46)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (50)
Tree Slugger (50)
Gnome Enforcer (50)
Ice Dragon (50)
Dirty Snowman (65)
Toy Chest (66)
Tree Slugger (70)
Gnome Enforcer (70)
Frostval Giant (71)
Metronomic Cymbal Monkey (72)
Ice Dragon (75)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (80)
Frost Titan (80)
Dirty Snowman (85)
Toy Chest (86)
Tree Slugger (90)
Gnome Enforcer (90)
Frostval Giant (91)
Ice Dragon (91)
Rhythmic Cymbal Monkey (102)
Dirty Snowman (105)
Toy Chest (106)
Tree Slugger (110)
Gnome Enforcer (110)
Gnome Enforcer (130)
Tree Slugger (130)
Cadenced Cymbal Monkey (132)
Entry thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf. Correction thanks to Mark Chung. Monster list from In Media Res