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Eukara Vox -> =AQ= Blarney War and Dragonchauns 2011 Stories and Poetry (3/15/2011 18:01:26)

Here is where you can post your War Stories. Have fun and please...PLEASE remember the rules in both AE forums and my own L&L rules.

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.Discipline -> RE: =AQ= Blarney War and Dragonchauns 2011 Stories and Poetry (3/16/2011 12:46:08)

The Blarney Rover

I pant because I'm out of breath,
My clothes are ripped and torn,
But still I wield my weapon true,
To slice a leprechaun,
A hard task there's never been,
Although I'm growing old,
I'll keep on fighting hard and fast,
To take all of their gold.

I might be drunk on beer and ale,
I might be hurt or tired,
But there's none like an Irish scream,
To keep my passion fired,
If Uncle Sham thinks he will win,
There's something he should know,
As soon and 'till St Paddy's day,
His soldiers I will mow.

But lo, what is this beast I see?
It's belching golden fire...
Could it be a basilisk?
Is it a Dracopyre?
Half Irishman and half reptile?
No that cannot be right,
Perhaps I've drunken more than my fair share of brew tonight...

As soon as I had stopped to think,
In my own drunken haze,
The Dragonchaun charged straight at me,
In such a frenzied rage,
That there and then I froze in fear,
In worry of my health,
So beer and terror combined,
As I promptly soiled myself.

A coward I had never been,
But as I looked upon that scene,
A golden dragon I must slay?
I took my pint and ran away!
I sobered up and as I ran,
I felt a lot less like a man,
But next year I'll even the score,
I'll fight another Blarney War!




dethhollow -> RE: =AQ= Blarney War and Dragonchauns 2011 Stories and Poetry (9/26/2011 16:46:09)

Dethhollow wanted to test out his new blade of awe, but had nothing to test it out on...
UNTIL ONE DAY!!!

Uncle Sham challenged Battleon to war and brought a dragon army. as an ex-mage, Dethhollow was a prime choice for a dragon slaying solution...

"ok, what are leepre-dragons?"
"they're dragonchauns, Deth."
"wouldn't that make them evil dragon robots?"
"those were the decepti-dragons..."
"OHHH... so we got leepra-dragons attacking."
"you mean dragonchauns?"
"I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT, DANG IT!!! so anyways, they are obviously related to the leepre-cows. cows who were infected by leeprechaun madness..."
"I'm starting to dought your competence."
"your welcome. (*facepalm*) so look at this."
"what is is, sir?"

(shows a leeprechaun on a motorcycle)
"THESE ARE THE LEEPRECHAUNS OF 2011. FASTER, STRONGER, AND SUPPERIOUR FOR STEALING POTS OF GOLD!!!"
"sir, the leepre-dragons are still a threat. and the dragon slayer order's majority is aginst killing leeprechauns."
"hmm... I GOT IT!!! we'll launch an operation to put this into thier water supply!"
(hands over a bottle)
"poison?"
"a powerfull hair dye/jell combination to render the deceptricaun-dragons's beards completely invisable to enemys."

"I can find several problems with this already. how will we know they're using it?"
"we try and if it fails we try again."
"but Deth, what if they drink the mixture?"
"HAHAHA Ohhh... then they're screwed..."

it would take a week, but the dragonchauns drank the jell and had 30% of thier army took a sick day all at once. however the same happened to battellon. Warlik's hair will never be the same natural color again. to this day he wears a wig over his shaved head.




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