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Highlord Sendai -> RE: The Journal of a RPG Character (4/29/2011 17:00:28)
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Day 1, Near my Bedtime:
I'm back Mr. Journal, bet you missed me.
So I've arrived at Newbie Town, offical name NEWBEHTOWN, official population 1337.3.14! Anyway, all the people here are so WEAK, not like myself of course, I know how to Double Stab.
So, I'll come out and and admit it, ever since I was created I've wanted to become famous and it just so happens that the King of Coriswane is coming to NEWBEHTOWN in order to recruit some new soldiers in his war. Somehow, I need to get myself noticed. Maybe I could go and save a Princess or something.
In other news, I've found somewhere to stay. It's called The Lord's Arms, but the local Newbies* have started to call it The Mugger's Arms, because apparently, the honest, trustworthy Men working at this place remove all of your items and money. I sincerely hope they do, it leaves me with the impression that they are actually very nice people there, they send us off with a lighter load while they go off with a Heavy Set of items, they must always thinking of us explorers and all the locals do is throw stones at them. You know, I think I might tip them by giving them my underwear, I know I've only got one pair but I've got to repay them some how.
Apparently my armor never comes off, my weapon and shield are always in my hand. My underwear, well let's just say if I wet myself tonight, there's no changing my underwear, EVER!
*: Newbies is the name for the local folk around here, I think it's rather lame, it doesn't exactly give you the impression that they're Amazingly Strong.
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