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Defiant -> Funny chats (5/2/2011 20:01:44)
I just had an extremely laughable moment while on my alternate account (it's just a level 9 mage). I was against a level 6, who started the battle well, cockishly. Here's the transcript. Him: u going down Me: yeah, okay. me: (after hitting a 35 crit) you're lying to me. him: no, no, i'm teaching my mother to play me: LOLOL him (KO): see, she isn't very good I just couldn't stop laughing. What are some of your favorite conversations with enemies?

Shadow Jester -> RE: Funny chats (5/2/2011 20:04:51)
Me: Hi Player 2: Did you watch lemonade mouth? Player 2: CAUSE ITS AWESOME Me: .... I don't watch the disney channel Player 2: You should...

RKC -> RE: Funny chats (5/2/2011 20:07:32)
Me: Hi Player2: Your cheating Me: Why Player2: you have founders armor Me: LOL

Defiant -> RE: Funny chats (5/2/2011 20:15:37)
I just had another! Him: Donator noob! Me: ... Him: NOOB! Me: I'm the one letting you play this game.. Him: HOW!? Me: Because Im the one supporting it! Him: UR STILL A NOOB! Him (KO): DONATOR NOOB!!!

aramcho213 -> RE: Funny chats (5/2/2011 21:58:21)
Me: Hi Him: Bye Me: (KO) -_-.

Wraith -> RE: Funny chats (5/2/2011 22:48:13)
Just happened. I just love the irony when STR BHs are so arrogant. (I am 5 focus hunter). But still, it was pure luck. Him: Me gonna own your face off. (Smoke screen block) Him: [[3-letter swear word acronym. Censored. ]] Me: LOL (Reflex Boost. Dexterity -33+40. Total +7) Him: What's so funny hacker? (Pistol deflect) Me: How am I a hacker? Him: You blocked me. (Strike block) Me: So...if a 1 year old sat next to the computer clicking smoke screen and thus playing ed, and he blocked Me: you, he would be a hacker? (Smoke Screen) Him: Don't jump to conclusions. (Massacre crit, me with 1 hp left. I was trying out a low HP Build thats why) Me: Your the one shoving them in my face, and I got a broken leg I cant jump (heal) Him: Shut up you [[censored words. I am afraid of a ban so it will remain censored]] Him: This one's gonna be a block cuz your a hacker I think. (Strike block) Me: XD, it is the RNG that is jacked up not me. Him: That's an excuse cuz you don't wanna be reported. Me: LOL Him: Hacker Me: Get over the loss. (Robot crit) Him: HAXER Me: SHUT UP IM NOT A HACKER!!! (aux crit) Him: [KO] Your a one year old that can't hack lol. Happy? Me: No. No gg either. Me iz irritated.

xxmirxx -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 4:40:49)
quote: Me: Hi Him: Bye Me: (KO) -_-. that's funny

IsaiahtheMage -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 8:24:02)
Me: Lets get them teamate! Teamate: Sure Player 1: Get them. Player 2: Ok I get one you get the other. (After tons of fighting) Me: Its up to you teamate(1 HP left) Player1: Die noob!(Kills me) Me: [KO]Teamate heal! Teamate: No! I love killing in style! Player2: Die noob! (Aux crit) Teamate:[KO] -_- ROFL!!!

Allstar helios -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 12:54:22)
Me:hi Him:hi after lots of turns Me: you are going down (he had 50 hp) Him: huh why? Me: BEACAUSE THIS...IS...SPARTAAA!!!!! (rage with normal atk with mercenary the kick) Him (ko): XerXes will kill you!!

Jacktaz -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 13:32:27)
me:hey :) him:hiy me:gl him:cann i hav vareum me:what? him:cann i hav varum? him:itz th blu stuff me:no sorry you have to pay for that. him:** u me:and you talk to your mother with that mouth!? him:i du not hav a mom dats y i ned varum me:gg?O.o him:** u. was lolling my heart out cause of what he said. he was probably some 9 year old with spelling problems or hes trolling me. either way it was so funny.

Charfade -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 13:55:02)
XD I'm having a good time reading these. Lov'em Also friendly reminder... if anyone uses a censored/inappropriate word please print screen it and report. Its one of the best ways we can combat bad language in the game. :)

Silent Scream -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 14:28:59)
2v2 with my bounty hunter.. Me: We can take them Partner Leaves Me: -_- Happens Daily.. - Silent

Nebula -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 15:07:05)
Does Opponent: pleas Opponent: plz man Opponent: please Opponent: ples Opponent: pleaze Opponent: please Me: What? Opponent: [KO] plz i win? count?

Allstar helios -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 16:52:09)
@Charfade If I would do that 39% of players get banned xD Always,like if I block you **kn hacker Or noob I f* u Are you gay? Stupid varium hacker Charfade really im tired of this...... It irritates,me

truc -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 16:55:15)
In alpha this was my friends list: FK= this bounty Demond= another bounty Please= this mage fk demond please. LOL, sorry if its not okay to post this but this was very funny.

Allstar helios -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 17:04:11)
Me: hello him: hi Me: gl Him: dont need it kiddo Me: huh why? Him: cuz im the best Me: oh,really? (several turns later) He had 12 hp me 55 hp Me: you were the best?? Him: who said that? me: uhh.....you?? Him: me? Naaah Im just a talking intelligent brick. Me:o.O Him: they call me Rocky ( I ownd him) Him k0: rocky failed rocky broken rocky wants a soda.

AQWPlayer -> RE: Funny chats (5/3/2011 18:06:33)
Darking9: hmm kill u or wait ill wait Darking9: just to be an hp noob Darking9: lol gg eloy2006 [KO]: lol (leaves ztnaerK with 1 hp left) Darking9: :O eloy2006 [KO]: LOL ztnaerK: ur mum Darking9: either way im a noob Darking9: AND U GOT PWNED BY A NOOB Darking9: GET BETTER AT THE GAME (pwns ztnaerK) Here's another one: Me: imanonvariumnooblol Me: mynameisnonvariumnoob=] Me: healhimordie! chacey: USE SPACES Me: oh alright Me: xD Me: n o w i m u s i n g s p a c e s Me: :P chacey [KO]: lol..

Jacktaz -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 11:07:24)
quote: Me:hi Him:hi after lots of turns Me: you are going down (he had 50 hp) Him: huh why? Me: BEACAUSE THIS...IS...SPARTAAA!!!!! (rage with normal atk with mercenary the kick) Him (ko): XerXes will kill you!! Epic ending to a battle PS:I shed a manly tear reading this.

DeathGuard -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 11:37:23)
Cyberbakio is my second acc* Cyberbakio:Hi and gl ^^ Opponent: Where did you get your wep? Cyberbakio: Id remember Opponent: O* Where you get it!! Cyberbakio:.... let me check Opponent: you Cyberbakio: At mirv, in barren outpost Opponent: F**** thank you, Cyberbakio: Why you so mad? Opponent: i asked lots of peplez and they didnt answer me Cyberbakio: gg

Allstar helios -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 12:59:25)
Me: hello Him: hello Me: good luck mate Him: thanks Me: how are you doing Him: good eating pie Me: mmmm...... Delicous.. I had 6 hp left he had 58 I critted 58 with aux Me: eat that Him ko: oh **** no thanks to you my pie fell on the ground sigh......

Santa ClawZz -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 14:14:41)
A chat in a 2vs2 between me and my partner while playing on my girl mercenary account: Me: Hello. Him: nice rack Me: Thanks...I guess? Him: it will get bigger as u grow up Me: ... Him: wanna be my gf and ill work on ur rack? Me: (Almost winning) I'M A GUY!!! Him: not again.... :/ What seemed funny to me was that he said "not again". I guess he must've had a rough experience before.[:)]

Soliqe -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 14:26:57)
Me: Hello :) Him: hello :( Me: Why the sad face? Him: im so dead Me: :O Oh Noes! Me: But you're still battling me! :O Next Chat with different person: Me: Hello :) Him: hey Me: How are you? :) Him: you know me !?

Day Shade. -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 14:47:11)
He:Hi , can u lvl up? ( I`m lvl 33) Me:If its cap lvl 33 how can i lvl up? He: SO can u lvl up? Me:Its max lvl. He:But, can u lvl up??? Me:...no..... [-.-"] :))

Defiant -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 16:11:15)
I find this funny. Most of you guys are telling stories where your opponent is a noob, and you absolutely floor them. Try some stories where you aren't the amazing victor, please? XD

Fay Beeee -> RE: Funny chats (5/4/2011 16:26:13)
Well I really thought I was going to die but ok I will delete my other post.

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