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dethhollow -> (AQ) Dethhollow's stupid story (6/29/2011 18:36:19)
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Discution of this wierd, wierd, crapy tale from 2 years ago.
a long time ago in a place known as lore. a malenia ago in battleon, to be more precise...
...and by a malenia, we mean in cow time. which is about ~15 seconds... so it was about last week in battleon and... maybe 15 seconds more or less? anyways.
Zorbak was raising an undead army for the sole pourpose of having an undead army because necromancers just do that... UNLESS ARTRIX HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!
...and so he traveled across the land, searching far and wide for an UNDEAD TO POUND INTO A FINE MULCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"oh boy" muttered Artrix, where is Zorbak'z for- FROGZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
(one epic battle later...)
"... and all It took was a flying volcano chicken, some paperclips, and several rolls of duck-tape."
so, Artrix found Zorbak's lair and...
"hey!!!!!!!"
what was that? an undead?
"YOU, YEAH YOU. IN THE ARMOR!!! GET OFF MY LAWN OR ELSE I'M GOING TO..."
who is that... thing... he looks like a blue hegehog.
"... AND THEN IT'S GOING INTO A BLENDER, AND STRAIGHT UP YOUR ARMORED FREAK'IN FACE AND..."
maybe he's frendly? might want to introduce myself.
"... THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE FIGGY PUDDING WITH GUMDROPS AND FRUITCAKE AND..."
sure is a fuzzy looking little whatever-the-heck-he-is.
"... UNTIL YOU LEAVE MY YARD YOU ROTTEN KIDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"salutations," Artrix said, "are you the necromancer known as Zorbak?" he also said.
"umm... no?"Zorbak replied. "I'm the local... what you'd call a uhh..."
(pause to think)
"milk man?"
"YES!!! I'm a milk delivery man and I'm going to... you know..."
"deliver milk?"
"yea, just wait right here and I'll get my milk handeling license. just do... adventurer-er stuff..."
and he waited.
and waited...
and waited.......
"that was Zorbak, wasn't it?" Artrix thought.
"SWEET FROGZARD LEGZ!!!!!!!!"
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