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New Andy Thaws!
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«Scene: Greenguard Forest»
«You»: Robina! So what is this I hear about the discovery of an ancient frozen man in the Northlands??
Robina: Well, «You», I really don't know too much about it.
Robina: Some of my, uh, students were travelling through the Northlands looking for good ways to take advantage of the local gold supply and--
«Scene zooms in on Robina.»
Robina: -- Forget I said that. So, some FRIENDS of mine found what appears to be a prehistoric man frozen in a wall of ice on their way back from a little trek.
Robina: Being the curious types they are, they tried to get a better look, but couldn't break the ice. They couldn't even SCRATCH it.
Robina: My guess is that it's Perdurable Ice.
«Scene zooms out.»
«You»: Never heard of that.
Robina: Pendurable Ice is an ice formed by a wizard or some other mana user that was made to NEVER MELT. Needless to say, my ranger friends couldn't figure out how to melt it.
«You»: Why would someone freeze a prehistoric person in unmelting ice??
Robina: They must have wanted very badly to KEEP HIM FROZEN. I say very badly because according to the wizards I know, Perdurable Ice takes quite a toll on one physically.
Robina: Turns your hair white, apparently.
«You»: Ahhhh... I always WONDERED why most wizards have white hair.
Robina: Haha! Yeah, wizards are silly. They'll do just about anything to get what they want.
«You»: Haha! Totally unlike rogues, huh?
Robina: ..................
Robina: Are you going to head north or not?
«You»: I think I'll go on that quest, then.
Travel!
2 BATTLES - Forest Battles
Full Heal
2 BATTLES - Ice Battles
Full Heal
2 BATTLES - Ice battles
Full Heal
See below for full list of monster encounters
«Scene: Ice formation in the Frozen Northlands, where a caveman is frozen.»
«You»: There he is! A frozen caveman!
«You»: .............. Now what to do. Hmm. Oh, yeah!
Attack!
«You»: Yep. Not a scratch.
«You»: I suppose this is where I turn around and go back empty-handed. Ho-hum.
The End
«Xarymandias appears.»
Xarymandias: Whoa there, young one! Slow down! No need to give up!
«You»: Xarymandias! Warlic's friend and one of his mentors. I haven't seen you in a while!
Xarymandias: I've been busy grooming my wondrous white beard.
«You»: I'm sure.
Xarymandias: Robina sent me to catch up with you, knowing you may need some guidance in being rid of this Perdurable Ice. I rather hate the stuff, myself.
«You»: So how do you melt unmeltable ice?
Xarymandias: I wish I had a simple way to defeat Perdurable Ice, but then how useful would it be if there were a simple way to counter it? No, unfortunately this rests more on your shoulders than mine.
«You»: UNFORTUNATELY?!? You make it sound like I'm some kind of loser!
«Scene zooms in on Xarymandias.»
Xarymandias: Oh, no, not at all! I say that because this task requires the one who wishes the Perdurable Ice to melt to be the one to succeed at it.
Xarymandias: You see, one must summon a Greater Adalon, an elemental golem of both ice AND light, and the only creature which can melt Perdurable Ice.
Xarymandias: You must then defeat the Greater Adalon, as the energies involved in the creature's dissolution are what melt Perdurable Ice.
«Scene zooms out.»
«You»: Okay. Well, what is this summon?
Xarymandias: I can't tell you. You have to remember it as part of the calling ritual.
«You»: Wha?? Remember something I was taught in first grade?? Are you crazy?!
Xarymandias: Sorry, but that is all I can help you with. Now, I'm off to the 7th annual white beard competition.
«Xarymandias disappears.»
Summon Adalon!
Can you properly recite the Adalon Summon??
Difficulty: 34
Stat Used: Intelligence
«Failing the roll gives you two choices - to 'Defy it!' or just continue 'Next'.»
«If you have less than «» SP and defy the roll...»
Summon Adalon!
You lack the «» SP to defy the fickle will of the dice.
Difficulty: 34
Your Roll: «The number you got»
- Next
«If you have more than «» SP and defy the roll...»
Summon Adalon!
By an effort of will you can spend «» SP to automatically win the roll. Do you wish to do that?
Difficulty: 34
Your Roll: «The number you got»
- Yes
- No
«If you failed or failed in Defying your roll:»
Your failure to properly recite the summon has drawn the attention of a nearby monster!
1 BATTLE - Ice Battle
Full Heal
See below for list of possible encounters
Summon Adalon!
Another chance to properly recite the Adalon Summon. See if you can get it right this time...
Difficulty: 34
Stat Used: Intelligence
«Failing the roll gives you two choices - to 'Defy it!' or just continue 'Next'.»
«If you have less than «» SP and defy the roll...»
Summon Adalon!
You lack the «» SP to defy the fickle will of the dice.
Difficulty: 34
Your Roll: «The number you got»
- Next
«If you have more than «» SP and defy the roll...»
Summon Adalon!
By an effort of will you can spend «» SP to automatically win the roll. Do you wish to do that?
Difficulty: 34
Your Roll: «The number you got»
- Yes
- No
«If you succeeded or succeeded in Defying your roll, you continue below.»
«A Greater Adalon appears.»
Greater Adalon: WHO SUMMONS ME AND FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
«You»: ..... Uhh... I am «You», and I must defeat you in battle so that I can melt a wall of Perdurable Ice!
Greater Adalon: COMMAND ACCEPTED!
Fight!
«The Perdurable Ice melts.»
«You»: Hello! Welcome to the modern age! I bet you're very hungry. Would you like to get something to eat? Hm? Yum-yum?
«You»: Nothing? Alright, this talking thing is getting me nowhere. Maybe some gesturing will work...
???: M-- me-- Andy!
«You»: Oh good! Finally! Nice to meet you, Andy!
Andy: Mmmmmm... Eeeaat! Yes, EAT!
«Andy leaves.»
«You»: Aw, please! It's too cold out here for a chase! *grumbles*
«Seen shows Andy chasing a Steppe Mastadon with the words "OM NOM!!!" at the bottom of the screen.»
2 BATTLES - Ice Battles
Full Heal
See below for list of possible encounters
«You»: Andy! Where oh where are you, Andy??
«You»: Come on, Andy! Trust me, you do not want to wander around the modern world without help!
«Andy enters.»
«You»: There you are, big guy. So, did you find some food?
Andy: Foood. Hmmm. Food no want be food.
«You»: Huh?
Andy: Food cuddly and warm.
«Steppe Mastodon enters.»
Andy: Food is-- friend!
«You»: So I see.
«You»: Interesting. Listen, Andy, you can't be such a pushover. Lore is crawling with monsters. Since you've been frozen, wizards have MADE thousands of NEW ones.
«You»: And you're a strapping caveman... You definitely NEED to eat meat for anyone to take you seriously.
Andy: Hrm? Me-- NEED eat friend!??
«You»: Well, not your friend, necessarily...
Andy: NO EAT FRIEND!!!! AARRGGG!!!!
Fight
«You»: Don't look at me like that, Andy! You started it!
Andy: No apologies necessary, old chap. Oh my-- You appear to have knocked some sense into my head!
«You»: Wow! That never seems to happen with any OTHER enemy I fight.
Andy: Now that I have my wits about me, I am curious to know WHY I was ever encased in that Perdurable Ice in the first place.
«You»: Me too. You must have gotten on someone's bad side.
Andy: Quite right. Say, my stomach is rumbling with hunger pangs.
Andy: Care to join me for a light repast?
«You»: I'd like that. Only-- We need to figure out what you want to eat.
Andy: I do believe I may be-- a vegetarian. Perhaps even-- a vegan.
«You»: .................. I think I know where we need to go.
«Scene: Farm, where vegetables chase Andy, with the words "OM NOM!!!" across the top of the screen.»
Andy
Shop Weapons:
Andy's Guardian Club
Andy's Crude Club Z
Andy's Crude Club
Andy's Primitive Club
Andy's Graceless Club
Andy's Barbarous Club
Andy's Archaic Club
Andy's Prehistoric Club
Play again!
Leave
Write-up thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf. New location thanks to alexfb
Encounters for Andy Thaws Quest:
First two encounters (Earth):
Level 0-28:
Mud Golem (6)
Were-Hare (5)
Orc Archer (5)
Orc Mage (5)
Drakel Destroyer (6)
Gnarl (8)
Wolverine (8)
Level 29-53:
Ninja (30)
Cheezard (30)
Orc Bandit (30)
Mini BURP (30)
Gatta Soldier (30)
Troll (30)
Deery (32)
Level 54-68:
Ghoul (54)
Gatta Soldier (55)
O'Meany (55)
Wolverine (55)
Bun-Bumpkin (55)
Razorweed (55)
Level 69-83:
O'Meany (70)
Adult Flee (70)
Cheezard (70)
Wood Golem (72)
Beetle Zard (71)
Level 84-98:
Arroc (84)
Woodland Pack (85)
Fighter (85)
O'Meany (85)
Hydra (85)
Rogue (85)
Level 99-113:
Mr. Worm (99)
Mega BURP (100)
Herd Boss (100)
Wild Lotto (100)
Drakel SuperFreak (100)
Am-Bush (100)
Sneak on a Plain (101)
Level 114-128:
Diminuitive BURP (115)
Razorweed (115)
Bun-Bully (115)
Bun-Bard (115)
Bun-Bumpkin (115)
Bruce the Soralag (118)
Level 129+:
Drakel SuperFreak (130)
Tremendous BURP (130)
Orc Bandit Lord (127)
All-Consuming Were-Hare (131)
Next four encounters/1 encounter if you fail the roll/1 encounter when chasing Andy (Ice):
Level 0-28:
Ice Golem (6)
IceSnayl (7)
Ice Cweam (6)
Orrphel (6)
Snow Warrior (8)
Glayser (8)
Level 29-53:
Tree Slugger (30)
WolfRider (30)
Czard (30)
Shellzard (30)
Steppe Mastodon (30)
Ice Warlord (30)
Ice Burrower (35)
Level 54-68:
Tundra Reaver (54)
Ice Warlord (55)
Frost Trooper (56)
Frost General (60)
Two-Bear (60)
Level 69-83:
Tank Knight (70)
Ice Cweam (70)
Czard (70)
Shellzard (70)
WolfRider (70)
Yeti (73)
Level 84-98:
Ice Cweam (85)
Dirty Snowman (85)
Shellzard (90)
Tree Slugger (90)
Ice Burrower (84)
Steppe Mastodon (81)
Level 99-113:
Frost Wraith (100)
Corpsicle (100)
Ice Cweam (100)
Dirty Snowman (105)
Ice Burrower (99)
Steppe Mastodon (96)
Level 114-128:
Ice Burrower (114)
Steppe Mastodon (111)
Yeti (119)
WolfRider (111)
Shellzard (110)
Orrphel (112)
Level 129+:
Tree Slugger (130)
Ice Burrower (129)
Steppe Mastodon (126)
Yeti (134)
WolfRider (126)
Shellzard (130)
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