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Stabilis -> RE: why is Oz weak? (2/16/2012 8:23:00)
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A man once taunted Oz with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Oz proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Oz can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Oz walks."
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Oz that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Oz is on.
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It's actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it Ozasaurus but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it's simply not possible for Oz to be killed.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Oz.
Bikes were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Oz. Not to be outdone, Oz invented the bike accident.
Oz and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Oz can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Oz can divide by zero.
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