Stabilis -> RE: You know you play ED too much if... (2/27/2012 13:39:24)
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You go to a butcher shop and ask "Hank" if you have enough to buy the croczooka. You see a man in a cowboy hat and you proceed to steal his hat for "rating". After watching the Disney movie Cinderella, you ask friends/family if she ever owned any "squidlings". When reading about a "massacre" in any country besides your own (Northern South America/civil wars in Africa), you ask your parents if the suspect goes by the name "Oz". In the morning your mom tells you to put some clothes on and you reply, "I can't, dressing requires 18 energy to perform, I don't have enough". After performing an experimental or sports stunt and being injured, you beg your friends to "heal me plz". You meet Jim Carry in Hollywood and demand "f4f" from him. Right before a paintball war you asks your teammates how many "enhancements" their guns have... You go to Church/Mosque service only because "the faction leader" demands you to. You never complain when you have to get booster shots, but always ask if you can drink the fluid instead of being injected with it. At a club or party, your friends request you to dance but you don't know how, so you try saying then shouting "slash-dance... SLASH-DANCE!!!" Ending your meetings with other people with a "gg" or "gf". After watching a military show, you wonder why nobody was using any robots?
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