Below Battleon in the dark and cold of the hidden pit...
«Scene: The Pit. Dead corpses are scatter and a "No Soliciting" sign stands amongst the dead. A man with a giant grotesque axe, seemingly made from a monster's carcass is crouched.»
Skelly: When are you gonna stop camping down here!? You're starting to smell bad!! Hacker: Cease your jabbering before I snap off your fifth and sixth ribs!
«Your character jumps down.»
Skelly: Oooh.... a visitor. HELP ME!!!! «You»: What happened here?!
«The Hacker cranes his head.»
Hacker: Who wanders into my home uninvited?? «You»: I am «You». What are you doing here? It's a hole in the ground!
«The Hacker stands up.»
Hacker: I used to be an executioner of beast and man, they call me the hacker! This hole in the ground is the only place I can find solitude. Hacker: After clearing a few nuisances, that is. It looks like there's someone I forgot... «You»: Who? ME?? Hacker: Mmm-hmm. «You»: Sounds like my cue to send you packing, scourge!! Hacker: Hahaha! Not so fast «You». You'll have to fight through the house to get to its master!
«The Hacker walks away.»
«You»: Hey! Get back here! Don't make me— aw, well...
Hacker: Ugh. Defeated! Even in the darkest chasm I can find no peace. «You»: Why choose somewhere like this? I hear the Higgins' put together several nice housing packages, available in the Z-Token House shop *wink* *wink* Hacker: You don't understand. I am shunned everywhere I go because of the profession I chose. Hacker: I got nowhere else to gooo! I got nowhere else to g.... *sniffles* «You»: Ok ok I see now, yeesh. You may remain here hacker and I hope you find the peace you are seeking. Hacker: You are indeed honorable, «You». Hacker: You have the heart of a champion and I will reward you as such!