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Jorath -> Chairman (4/1/2012 2:25:31)
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Chairman
Location: Falconreach, EbilCorp, The Chairman, Interview
Quests given
The Chairman
Shops owned
Chairman
10th Anniversary
Dialogue
Falconreach
Chairman: Ah, <Character>, I've heard quite a bit about you.
Chairman: As you may have noticed... EbilCorp has made a significant investment in this town.
Chairman: I would like to... hire you. Someone with your particular skill set would be invaluble in eliminating the compet...
Chairman: Ahem... excuse me, the imcompetent threats that seem to plague this town.
Chairman: Will you join the EbilCorp team?
Chairman: We're fresh out of EbilCorp Training Manuals. It's been an active recruitment day.
Chairman: Visit the Shadow of the Wind Village to train further... just don't mention I sent you.
Chairman: Sigh... I believe that goody two shoes is around the corner.
EbilCorp
Chairman: It was foolish of you to come here. You do realize that you're surrounded by EbilCorp Ninjas, right?
Chairman: Really, <Character>, it would just be so much easier for you to give up.
Chairman: I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy. Artix Entertainment will be mine. Nothing will stop me from taking over.
Chairman: Get out of here. I don't have time to chat with future minions.
The Chairman
Chairman: Really... you just do not give up. It's very annoying. Looks like I'll have to take care of you myself.
Chairman: I believe in EbilCorp. I have a dream where the world is covered with EbilCorp buildings. People only use EbilCorp products.
Chairman: Only play EbilCorp games.
Chairman: With that in mind, I'll face you with the very living embodiment of the corporate consumerism I dream of.
Chairman: Fine. Whatever. Have your presents. I have other Artix games to ruin!
Interview
Chairman: Thank you for inviting me here Sir Steph-
Chairman: SHUT UP!
Chairman: That's better... as I said, thank you for inviting me here Sir Stephan!
Chairman: It was handmade by enslaved minx fairy children!
Chairman: Yes- they may be small but MAN, they can make a good suit!
Chairman: Give me ONE good reason to not sign my ninjas to get you right now!
Chairman: ...I like your style! This time you'll get away with it!
Chairman: Part of it is because I sell the suits for an evilly high price to unknowing customers... although so far we only have one...
Chairman: Someone called "D. When".
Chairman: When I was just a young boy, I had a hamster called Ebil... I loved that hamster as a brother!
Chairman: But one day a company called "Chaos Corps" stole Ebil from me. They were planning to use Ebil as a server hamster.
Chairman: I wanted Ebil back no matter what... I trained a long time and as I trained, my heart grew darker...
Chairman: By the time I defeated the leaders of Chaos Corps there was almost no light left in my heart.
Chairman: I rushed to the server room and finally found Ebil. He was run down, on the verge of collapsing.
Chairman: If I had healing powers I could've saved him, but my training only taught me to hurt and end living things, not heal them...
Chairman: This caused the last bit of light in my heart to dim.
Chairman: From the smouldering remains of Chaos Corps I made a better, stronger corporation and in honour of my lost hamster I called it Ebil Corps!
Chairman: Of course not! I made it all up! I'm evil just because I want to see Lore burn! HAHAHAHAHA!
Chairman: PUHLEASE! Stop it with the goodytwoshoesness!
Chairman: What about it, you blue rat? Shall we teach this "Hero" a lesson?
Chairman: My dragon was defeated.. Again!
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