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Gingkage -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 17:25:03)
Well... um... I have an interesting story about this post. Interesting? I had a question for you. Orly? It was an amazing question, too. O_O I forgot it. -.- Cool story bro. :D So now I'm just gonna bug you for a bit. :D Hoorah? And, hey, I remembered my question! Hoorah! Proof that being a pest can work out sometimes. :P This is not proof. This is SPARTA! Have you ever read 'The Blood Sun Comes' by Patrick Webb? No, but I should probably do so. If yes, did you like it? N/A If not, then what are you still reading this post for? Go buy it and read it! ponders I'd take your advice, magical alligator. But I can't stand up after my moon juice!

Postmaster General -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 17:46:51)
Now for the questions! But... there were already some questions. How are you with flying? Pretty good. I ride a cloud of tormented spirits. Wanna try on my hat? Too bad you can't! I didn't want anyway. folds arms and pouts Your hat is silly. Favorite spell? Ooooh. SO many to choose from. I'm going to have to go with Damani's Curse of Grave Rot. It challenges people... You see, it's fun to watch them try to counter it and fail. From the time of initial casting the afflicted has 30 seconds to enter a source of direct sunlight to stop the curse taking hold. During that time all of their skin starts to rot away, bones become weak and frail, snapping when used, and cognitive function slows. When the 30 seconds is up they become my mindless zombie slave. :D Source of magic? Either the negative mana stream, energy from Crepesculum or power channeled from alternate plains of reality. You prefer spellbooks or from memory? Spellbooks are for novices. When you're as skilled as I, you have little to learn that can be written down. How would you react to say...-a swift kick! dodges Damani's Curse of Grave Rot! casts Like that. [8D] flies away Mehehehehe. Good luck.

Laos -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 17:51:54)
Hey Discipline. Congratulations and Welcome to the ArchKnights. Why thanks very much! From England eh? ^5. :P ^5 Hooray for being sexy, intelligent and evil! (at least that's what hollywood thinks) heh anyway, nothing else from me.. just wishing you good luck with your new position and all. Duly noted, and thanks very much! Take care, -Laos

VanHellsin24 -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 22:36:21)
Hey there again Dalarai Hello again. Hows it like being an AK? It's fairly snazzy. All the other AKs are really nice! I believe I am a darker soul than you Delusions are a funny thing, no? Yes, I can defeat you, Warlock. More delusions than I anticipated! However, id like to form a Warlock/Deathmancer Alliance I might agree if the name rolled off the tongue more easily. I hope you have agreed to it Dalarai. You scratch my back I scratch yours Except when I scratch, I do it with wolverines. HAVE FUN WITH THE AK POWERS!! I will do, don't you worry! disappears in a Death Fog Death fog, eh?

blankmaskara -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 23:32:39)
Congrats on your AKship, Discipline! (and i hope you like plaster throws mound of plaster) catches the mound and inspects it This is worthless to me! discards So what're you gonna do with those new shackles? Well now, a warlock never reveals his secret plans, does he? Question: Bacon or Norris? Rule #5

1412. -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/27/2012 23:48:45)
* at 2:12 PM a Katana falls from the sky in pure flames, finally hitting the ground, its edge being stuck in solid gravel.* (Also, can you guess the significance of it happening right at 2:12 PM? If you want, I can edit in the answer at the bottom later.) Your name is .1412, which is 2:12 PM on a 24hr clock. The gravel breaks, and flames come spewing all about the area. The flames replicate and explosions follow. Until the whole area has become nothing but flames and decayed earth. The Katana, still in the flames, remorphs into a human figure Oooh. You've improved. I've figured it out. Finally, what can take my fire to the next level. Sits calmly on a rock Took you long enough. I thought to myself, explosions? ...But I had already tried that. Stands up Explosions are just a means to an end. I thought again, Friction. Friction causes heat, which is necessary for fire. So then, I had to think of where to get this friction. Lifts up a moglin, Moglin Hugs! Son, I am disappoint! >:@ The magic in moglin hugs actually increases the friction, generating power. This power..Generates a tiny flame from finger tips Hahahaha. You're just beginning to explore magics I learned about years ago. I wanted to test this power, but needed to give you a 'surprise'.Unsheaths a Volcanic Katana, throwing it up into the sky while the tiny flame morphs into a mimic version of myself. Grabbing the Katana, it takes a battle pose, putting distance between you and it. Obviously preparing to strike at you with fire. Ah. A gentleman's challenge. I like this. draws out his screaming staff What will you do to not get killed with fire? Keep in mind Looks around, it can keep on coming and regenerating itself, as long as there is fire around. points the staff at the base of the fire and opens a tiny portal to the vacuum of space. All the oxygen is sucked into it, and being technically undead (due to my cursed necklace), I am entirely unharmed, but the fire goes out as it has no fuel supply. Hehehehe. Checkmate. points the staff at your clone and blows his head clean off with a bolt of purple lightning (-After battle)Y-you won? ...So much for marketing friction fire. Your prize is Gives you Burning Katana Relic #1, I've created a Katana purely based around fire. I've made three, one for myself...one for that flame guy you destroyed...and one for backup. Looks like I'll have to go back to making more in my workshop. Thanks for that, I guess. But you shouldn't be wasting your breath like that. There is VERY LITTLE oxygen left in here. Oh and...Digs into hyperspace backpack and pulls out a broom and mop...This is...for, y'know, cleaning up the thread. Its just burned up earth now. clicks his fingers and the room resets itself So....see ya! Uses a steam, fog, and mist grenade to escape. What is it with all of you and leaving in fog!?

megakyle777 -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 1:56:58)
Hidere man! Ohaidere! Congrantulations on Archknightedness! dances a jig So, ArchWarlock huh? Does that make you evil? Because if it does I will need to watch you in case you are a threat to Lore. Not evil... Unpredictable and morally askew. I mean, yeah sure, there will be plenty of evil warlock traps in your evil tower that uses dark forbidden magic to drive people insane and do insidious tourtures upon them, but what the hell, there always is. You should come for a visit sometime! :D Fav non AE game? Hmmmm... Skyrim. What is the ultimate goal of the Warlocks? I mean, yeah sure, to get forbidden magics, but any particular goal with that magics, any kind of forbidden magics in particular? Now that would be telling, wouldn't it. Secrets are secrets for a reason. That's all, bye! See you around!

Razen -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 2:01:43)
Well, heya .Discipline! Good day, Razen! I think that I know someone that you'd get along with very well! His name is SummonerMan. [:D] You two should be like best buds! If not, then...what about MagicMan? Magic and Summoning is similar to being a Warlock...right? Meh... close enough. facepalms *Note: I'm referring to characters in my Barely Serious Story, The Universe That Shouldn't Work. Just adding that just in case you didn't kno-Cough* I mean for more Shameless Advertisement.** Ah, you mean that book with all the physics breaking characters? If the Eh...Hmm Shameless Advertising wasn't sufficient to make you find it yourself, http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=20300700. You may send your regards to NegativeMan's Advertisement Company. Hmmmm... Never tried to send a fireball by mail before. But now's as good a time as ever! <Insert some pointless, dragging comment about Shameless Advertisement> You know, the last time somebody tried to advertise this blatantly to The ArchWarlock, they were tied upside down above a portal to a dimension filled with Justin Bieber fangirls and lowered a few feet every hour while cursed to look like Justin Bieber. I might just make similar arrangements for you, friend. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the new shackles! Indeed I will. Oh, I hope you don't might about that shameless advertising shenanigan. [:D]

Mordred -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 2:37:46)
the night grows cold as a gruff looking man garbed in maroon clothing approaches. His hood conceals his facial features that lie above his goatee. Wrapped around his wrists are chains, and dangling down to the ground are thin, barbed blades on the ends of the chains. Several daggers are stuffed in his various bits of attire, and a crossbow is visible as it pokes out from underneath his cloak. Perched upon the man's shoulder is a large raven, with crimson eyes and cat-like pupils. The wise bird opens up its beak and manages to croak: "Ohaidere." :3 Nevermore. the man leans forward as he says in thick Russian accent: "You are the Warlock we seek?" And how would I know that? I am a warlock, if you're seeking one, yes. "Tell me... Where do you lie in the grand scheme of things, comrade?" A little to the left. at this, the raven seems to smile, despite being a bird If I hadn't seen far worse, I'd say that was highly disturbing. "We will be seeing more of you in the future; that, I can promise you." I'll be seeing you later then! smiles and waves the man turns to leave, taking his chilling aura with him. The raven's beak pokes into the man's hood and into his ear, as if whispering something. As the two leave, you see the barest glimpse of something in their wake; an outline of someone you once knew, but has long since vanished Was that?... Nevermind.

Mortarion -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 6:53:18)
you hear a chittering sound, like the one that spider make Hi there warlock you look up to notice a CHaos Weaver walking on the roof Get off mah roof ya dern spider! shakes a broom the Chaos Weaver jumps from the ground and falls infront of hte ArchWarlock, upon close inspection one can notice several scars and burnt marks, some of his legs, his right arm and eye have been replaced by top clock-work technology, his body is also littered with the marks of entropy Greetings Warlock, I am Ra'aret, emperor of the Chaos Weaver Nation the chaos weaver makes a bow Greetings, Underlord. What do you think warlock, could you master our craft? Well of course, but is it really that useful? If so, how many of our Spiritual allies do you think you could hope to control? I have control over three of them, Pozi elemental spirit of Poison, Cruor elemental spirit of Pain, and Amesgaizto elemental spirit of Nightmare. I would have... counts ALL THE SPIRITS. If you wish to learn our dark craft, seek us in the dark udnerground realm, were we lay forgotten. I will make a note of that. Speaking of Dark crafts, do you know what is Bone Weaving? No. But it sounds painful. Well, I'll leave you, consider the offert I have made you, here is a gift for you, ArchWarlock as the CHaos Weaver leaves, he hands the ArchWarlock a pair of soul threads made of bone Well, these can go in my arcane nick-nack chest. Enjoy them. Thanks, my arachnoid accquaintance.

Kinzdor -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 7:51:05)
There is a small explosion and a man walks from the smoke. Why hello Arch Warlock! Great. More scorch marks. Congrats on you`r AK ship. Thanks very much! Favorite book? Beyond the Deepwoods. Favorite L&L story? That one with the words in it. You know the one. sniggers Favorite piece of you`r own work? My Poetry Pets? Well, I have a gigantic spider butler named Zessephrax, two Manticori and many, many demons. (IRL I have a dog that is a German Shepard/Collie crossbreed, so she looks like a little black wolf. It's awesome and cute.) Favorite spell? Damani's Curse of Grave Rot. (for more info see Postmaster's answer to the same question)

Lord Coxy -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 14:35:12)
Don't feel like giving you lots of questions ;P (you got lucky :O) I'm always lucky. Ready? I'm waiting... Which ArchKnight of the AE forums is my brother in real life? (Hint: He is an ArchKnight of Epic Duel) spoiler: Mecha Mario Knew it, and he's your twin, too, right? Here is a free cookie for you IF you got it right (and fair and square without looking at the spoiler first) Yay cookie! Good Luck being an ArchKnight and have fun Why thank you very much! Have a nice day now And yourself. P.S. Hehehehehehe, poor Twily in my sig, so fun to watch him go back and forth, don't you agree ^_^) If I wanted to watch Twilly go back and forth, I'd punt him, teleport and punt him back to myself until I got bored.

Varen6398 -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 14:36:55)
Hello .Dis! Greetings Varen. How are you? I am well, just drawing some summoning circles. So you're in the Beacons? Indeed I am! I'll be seeing you a lot (maybe) then! You may well do. Confused? Check the sig. Celestial Guardians, eh? strokes his beard Seeya round! Catch you later!

Xplayer -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/28/2012 14:54:43)
Congrats on the AKship! I stopped by because I realized it's been far too long since I've participated in one of these. 1. I heard you like burning people. And I quote: "He's climbing in your duel windows. He's snatching your lifepoints up. So hide your monsters because he's burning EVERYBODY out there." What do you have to say for yourself? It's time to duel? 2. How will you juxtapose being part of the "Big Brother" establishment and being a freedom seeking artist? With comprimise and without losing sight of my integrity. 3. That was too serious of a question. Princess Bubblegum or Flame Princess? Princess ROBOT Bubblegum 4. If you could transform into any literary character, who would it be? Hmmmm... Does the Balrog count? 5. What's your favorite fairy tale? You like tough questions, don't you? I'd have to say Hansel and Gretel. It has a witch that lives in a candy house just so she can eat children. Now that's a plot twist! 6. Describe the plot of your favorite video game in two sentences or less. You fight and kill dragons to eat their souls so that you can be powerful enough to kill the biggest dragon. FUS RO DAH! 7. Are you a sucker for some cliches or are you one to avoid them at all costs? Life gets to a certain point where everything has been done before. I just do whatever I want with my works and, even though I have perhaps been influenced by the works of others, I accept that this is just part of my style as a writer and an inevitability. Therefore, I don't constantly do battle with cliches, but if there is a huge glaring one, I tend to hit it with a fireball. I need to get better at making questions. Congrats again and see you around No, those were interesting! Apu voice Thank you, come again!

Dwelling Dragonlord -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/29/2012 15:25:43)
A figure rises from the shadows. Greetings once more. Greetings shadow dweller. What would thy effects be if thou'd be a duel monster? While this card is face up on the field, if the opponent activates a spell or trap card, you can pay 500 lifepoints to retarget the effect to another valid target. At the end phase, if this effect was used, deal 1000 life points of damage to the opponent. Does thou realize thy current avatar resembles Silent Magician LV4? I suppose, perhaps. Did Helixi make a plushie out of it by any chance? Nay, this happened not. What does thou think of my legacy? 'Tis one of fortitude. Who would win in a fight between us? Bwhahahaha... Wait. You're serious? Bows while backing away into the shadows.

golden1231 -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/29/2012 21:10:20)
Hiyas Dis! :D Ohaidere, Golden! Congrats and welcome to AKness! Thanks, I'm having fun already! So...what ~~evil~~ methods of persuasion did Eukky use to recruit you into the ranks of her dragonfly army? :O The eeeeeeevil method of friendly persuasion. And, why must you be purple? Mritha and Mel are purple enough for the entire world to handle. >.> Because world domination. That's why! That's all from me. Good luck with your new duties, and seeya on IRC! :) That I will do, bye for now! ~golden ~purple

Suuichi -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (5/29/2012 22:29:34)
Oh my goodness, it's Dizzy! Many greets, old friend! Congrats on the AKship and such! Why thank ye muchly! That's it from me. Just popping in to say hi and congrats! Well it's apprieciated! See you around, Suuichi!

Solar Boy -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (6/1/2012 7:47:51)
Dizzy! Only when I spin! That is all! Well that's just lazy.

.Discipline -> RE: =MtAK= Interview with an ArchWarlock (6/2/2012 5:32:55)
It's been a week now, so it's time to WarLock this thread. clicks his fingers and purple fireballs begin to rain everywhere, completely obliterating the landscape as he walks away, smirking

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