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golden1231 -> Cure Planet Romero (6/10/2012 12:07:55)
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Cure Planet Romero
Location: Communications Center --> Nurse Helia --> Missions --> S.S. Paladin
Objective Completed: Congratulations! You transformed the S.S. Paladin and evaded EbilCorp fleets to cure Planet Romero!
Requirements: Completion of SS Paladin
Release Date: June 8, 2012
Enemies:
Planet Romero
NPCs:
Mr. Z.
Dr. James Johnson
Dr. R. Johnson
Nurse Helia
Artix
Doctor Proctor
Dialogue:
<You>: Wow - two seconds later and I would've been blown to smithereens!
<You>: Ok, so that's the wipers...
<You>: We didn't get to this chapter yet in Starship Tech... so, is there a stickshift for the transformation thingy or how does it work?
<You>: I bet the owner's manual is in the glove box!
*Loads the S.S. Paladin Temporary Mech*
Citizen (1): What was that?
Citizen (2): I have such a headache...
Citizen (3): Are... Are we cured?
EbilCorp Headquarters
Mr. Z: Meh... how disappointing. You have failed me, Doctor Johnson and Doctor Johnson.
Doctor Johnson: But... but...
Doctor Johnson: But... but...
Mr. Z: You do know the price of failure, don't you Doctors. Would you like to pick the jars?
Doctor Johnson: But Mr Z, we have...
Doctor Johnson: ... the Master H1Z1 Virus!
Mr. Z: Really!? Well, this changes things. The research can continue at other EbilCorp laboratories.
Doctor Johnson: We placed the Master H1Z1 Virus in the...
Doctor Johnson: ...lab the moment we arrived.
Mr. Z: HA HA! Let's test it out... bring the prisoner Artix and the H1Z1. Now THIS will be entertaining!
EbilCorp Minion: Excuse me, Mr. Z, sir...
Mr. Z: DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR ME!? Bring me Artix and the H1Z1 virus!
EbilCorp Minion: Um... sir...
Mr. Z: DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!
EbilCorp Minion: But um... sir...
Mr. Z: Good help is so hard to clone these days.
Mr. Z: Doctor Johnson and Doctor Johnson, will you deliver our prisoner so that he can pay for his interferences?
Doctor Johnson: Yes...
Doctor Johnson: Sir!
Mr. Z: Knees cramping up? I bet that will leave long-lasting damage.
Mr. Z: I'm sure I can charge you for reconstructive surgery in the future.
Mr. Z: Maybe robot legs...
Mr. Z: That's too bad for you, isn't it?
Doctor Johnson: Ummm... I beg your pardon sir but...
Doctor Johnson: It appears that Artix may have escaped...
Mr. Z: What do you mean, may have escaped?
Doctor Johnson: Well, when we checked his cell...
Doctor Johnson: He was nowhere to be found.
Doctor Johnson: It would appear that....
Doctor Johnson: ... he left you a note.
Mr. Z: Huh? What does it say?
(Reads: Tip for battling the undead #4:
If you want to get to the source... let them capture you. By the time you are reading this, my partner has already exorcised the planet and I have escaped with the H1Z1 virus. Have a nice day.
Battle on! Artix
P.S. Here is a bill for the S.S. Paldin.")
Doctor Johnson: Gulp...
Doctor Johnson: Gulp...
Doctor Johnson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Doctor Johnson: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Back on Planet Romero:)
<You>: That was amazing!
Artix: Hold you applause!
Helia: I still think it was incredibly reckless. Why did you HAVE to get captured?
Helia: I felt terrible letting EbilCorp know where you were so they would abduct you.
Artix: Sometimes when you are in a dangerous situation, you need a dangerous solution.
Artix: I apologize for worrying you, but I told you I had it all under control.
Proctor: Well, I'm sure these recent events will change everything around here.
Proctor: I may even get a promotion! And I promise that I will never let such a thing happen again.
Proctor: I had no idea.
Artix: I am certain you will! However, I must be off to my next great adventure.
Artix: I trust the S. S. Paladin handled well.
<You>: It handled like a dream. I filled the tank up where it was when I got it.
Artix: Well done, <You>. It has been an honor fighting alongside you. I hope our paths may cross more in the future!
Helia: Where are you headed?
Artix: I am not sure yet. I am sure there are more planets requiring some undead slaying.
Artix: I must do everything in my power to keep them at bay!
Helia: Well just do me a favor and don't be too hasty. They were all people once and they may not always be lost forever.
Artix: I will take those words to heart. I am sorry to have worried you.
Artix: May the Light guide you path in life! And until we meeet agin, farewell everyone!
Reward Shops:
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