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Memorandum
To: EbilCorp Minions
From: Chairman Platinum
Date: October 2, 2012
RE: Sabotage of Artix Entertainment’s 10th Year
Anniversary

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This is the official order to execute operation
“Gameocide”. Ebilcorp will spring our trap on Artix
Entertainment’s game network as scheduled – right
at the start of their 10th anniversary celebration on
Friday, October 12th, 2012. Those geeks and their
lazy, stupid, worthless players won’t know what hit
them. They should‘ve taken us up on our generous
offer to join Ebilcorp when they had the chance.
Now, the Board of Directors and I will enjoy
watching the tears and pleas as their entire network
of games goes offline. Permanently.
End Transmission.

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For Authorized personnel only. The information
contained in this transmission contains confidential
information belonging to EbilCorp which has been
prepared on a strictly and confidential basis. The
information is intended only for EbilCorp minions. If
you are not the intended recipient, you will be
disintegrated by laser guided sharks and your
remains will be used to make action figures of
Chairman Platinum at authorized Ebilcorp sweat
shops. If you have received this transmission in
error, then congratulations! You have won a free
complimentary pizza party. Please proceed
immediately to the nearest conveniently located
EbilCorp detainment and torture center to claim
your pizza party.

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They should‘ve taken us up on our generous
offer to join Ebilcorp when they had the chance.