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whackybeanz -> Rise of the Samurats! (12/31/2012 1:58:57)
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Rise of the Samurats!
BURP War 2012
Location: Travel Map » Crossroads » Farmlands
«You can skip the cutscene at anytime.»
«Scene: Fields»
Samurat: Begone, peasant! Your farms now belong to the Shogunate of the Samurats!
Farmer: Oh yeah? You and what army?
«A couple other Samurats enter the scene.»
Farmer: ....okay, that's a pretty good army.
Farmer: But this food goes to Battleon! How will the people of Battleon feed their families?
Samurat: I guess they'll have to starve, like we have for so many years!
Samurat: Go, mighty Samurats! Confiscate their cheese! Cheat them out of their corn! Walk off with all their wheat!
Samurat: Shogun Akunezu will be very pleased! Once we have amassed enough food, we BURPs shall feast like kings, and the humans will be the ones dying of hunger!
«Scene: Battleon»
Artix: Thank goodness you are here, «You»!
«You»: I always seem to be here right on time when disaster strikes. *sigh* What's going on this time, Artix?
Artix: It seems that some BURPs calling themselves 'The Shogunate of The Samurats' have taken control of many Lorian farms.
«You»: Oh, just another BURP infestation? No worries, Artix. These things happen every couple of years. We'll get rid of them.
«Warlic enters the scene.»
Warlic: These BURPs are no ordinary BURPs. They're far more intelligent than typical BURPs.
Warlic: Their leader, Shogun Akunezu, has launched an invasion and armed his samurai BURPs with quite an array of technology and weaponry.
«You»: More intelligent than normal BURPs? Any connection to the SeekRat?
Warlic: Unlikely. I suppose it's always possible, since we're talking about abnormally intelligent BURPs... but there aren't any underlying traces of his influence here.
Warlic: And even if there are, it hardly matters. This is going to create an economic disaster once Battleon's food supplies run out.
Warlic: We should worry first about fixing this issue before our food runs out. Then we can worry about the mastermind of this plan later.
«You»: Then we'll just have to smack some sense into these rats.
War!
Rise of the Samurats!
The Shogunate of the Samurats has been born! Some strangely intelligent BURPS have taken up arms and the way of the samurai, and are cutting off Battleon's food supplies. We need to drive them back to regain control of our food supply!
To Battle!
Explore Camp
Back to Town
Twilly: Oh noes! WATS! WATS are everywhere!! Pwease help save us!
Twilly: If you need to be healed I can help you.
Heal me please!
Let me handle this!
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Thanks you!
Clickies!
Shoot Samurats - +0.1% Ranged Attack Bonus per Samurat hit. (Maximum: +20% Ranged Attack Bonus / 200 Samurats)
Potion Bag - Refills your potions if you have less than four on hand (Guardian Only)
Captain Rhubarb may prefer the high seas, but he has his land-legs under him and is ready to battle!
Artix is leader of the Paladins!
Robina doesn't like it much when people steal from the poor.
The mighty Archmage Warlic!
To Battle!
With Artix
With Warlic
With Robina
With Rhubarb
By yourself
«Regardless of choice»4 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal after battles #2 and #4
See monster list below «After 100% of Samurats were defeated...»6 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal after battles #2, #4 and #6
See monster list below «You confront Shogun Akunezu.»
Shogun Akunezu: You pesky humans! Must you interfere with my plans?
«You»: You're stealing Battleon's food! Surely you didn't think you'd get away with this.
Shogun Akunezu: First of all, my name isn't Shirley. I am Shogun Akunezu!
Shogun Akunezu: And secondly, we have starved for many years while you humans live it up with food aplenty! We will teach you what it feels like to be hungry!
«You»: But can't we reach some kind of agreement here?
Shogun Akunezu: There will be no agreement!«Shogun Akunezu escapes.»
Warlic: It seems you've driven them off.
Artix: And they left behind all the food they stole! Thank goodness.
«You»: There seems to be an awful lot of food here....
Warlic: Indeed. More than Battleon needs, at least.
«You»: In that case, let's give some to the BURPs. They only started this war because their kind is starving.
«You»: Maybe if we provide them with some food, we'll be able to minimize the problems we have with them in the future.
Artix: That IS a good idea, «You»! And I have another idea....
Rise of the Samurat!
Weapons
Drill Lance
Drill Lance
Drill Lance
Drill Lance Z
Drill Lance
Drill Lance G
Drill Lance
Drill Lance
Drill Lance
Drill Lance G
Armors
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Cyber Shogun
Shields
Cheese Shield
Wheat Shield
Corn Shield
Cheese Shield G
Wheat Shield G
Corn Shield G
Cheese Shield
Wheat Shield
Corn Shield
Cheese Shield
Wheat Shield
Corn Shield
Cheese Shield
Wheat Shield
Corn Shield
Cheese Shield Z
Wheat Shield Z
Corn Shield Z
Corn Shield
Wheat Shield
Cheese Shield
Cheese Shield
Wheat Shield
Corn Shield
Cheese Shield G
Wheat Shield G
Corn Shield G
Spells
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo Z
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo G
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo
Call Nezujimbo G
Play again!
Guardian Tower!
Leave
Location thanks to Dragoon23.
Monster List
Encounters are based on the RA Formula.
Afur Samurat (5)
Nezujimbo (5)
Samurai Pizza Rat (5)
Cauliflower Samurat (5)
Samurat (5)
Afur Samurat (15)
Nezujimbo (15)
Samurai Pizza Rat (15)
Cauliflower Samurat (15)
Samurat (15)
Afur Samurat (35)
Nezujimbo (35)
Samurai Pizza Rat (35)
Cauliflower Samurat (35)
Samurat (35)
Afur Samurat (55)
Nezujimbo (55)
Samurai Pizza Rat (55)
Cauliflower Samurat (55)
Samurat (55)
Afur Samurat (75)
Nezujimbo (75)
Samurai Pizza Rat (75)
Cauliflower Samurat (75)
Samurat (75)
Afur Samurat (95)
Nezujimbo (95)
Samurai Pizza Rat (95)
Cauliflower Samurat (95)
Samurat (95)
Afur Samurat (115)
Nezujimbo (115)
Samurai Pizza Rat (115)
Cauliflower Samurat (115)
Samurat (115)
Afur Samurat (135)
Nezujimbo (135)
Samurai Pizza Rat (135)
Cauliflower Samurat (135)
Samurat (135)
Afur Samurat (145)
Nezujimbo (145)
Samurai Pizza Rat (145)
Cauliflower Samurat (145)
Samurat (145)
Monster lists by In Media Res.
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