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Suikoman444 -> Attack on Drakonnan! (2/3/2013 17:13:22)
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Attack on Drakonnan!
<War Scroll text missing>
Twilly: Okay, this is it! We're going to break through Drak's armies again and gain entrance to the mountain fortress. Let's show him he can't push us around! Need healing? Maybe there's a secret spot for that...
"Grrrr raahh! Grrgharaaag!!! Hhhuuhnggghurg!!"
"Pardon my brother, he has an Adventurer stuck in his throat."
"Geology 101: This is a hunk of igneous rock, formed out of lava millions of years ago!"
"Why do we always seem to camp next to a dead tree and a rock?"
"This is the great Smoke Mountain, once home to fire dragons, now the fortress of Drakonnan!"
"Drakonnan awaits us from within the mountain... You can hear him laughing."
"These are the Smog Peaks, cousins to Smoke Mountain and the Fog Hills. "
"Your fellow Adventurers and Guardians are advancing ever closer on the stronghold! "
"You're standing on a mound of ashes so compacted by dragon's footsteps that it is rock-hard."
"Yeeesss! Let them come! We ssshall feassst today! Hahahahaaaa!"
"Hey, why are the rest of you so-called dragons standing behind me? Get your tails up here!"
If not a Guardian: "This treasure chest can only be opened by a Guardian. Perhaps it contains armor?"
If a Guardian: "You open the treasure chest and find Flame Guardian Armor!"
Battle the army!
2 BATTLES
Level 19 and Below
FireZard (1)
Fire Drakel Warrior (4)
Fire Drakel Wizard (10)
Fire Fiend (10)
Fire Knight (11)
Fire Mantik (6)
Fire Seed Spitter (6)
Hellhound (15)
InfernoZard (11)
Torch Foot (2)
Young Fire Dragon (20)
Young Phoenix (11)
Level 20-44
Demon Steed
Draegan Avenger (32)
Djinni (45)
Fire Cobra (35)
Fire Golem (25)
Red Dragon (35)
Searlok (41)
Young Salamander (33)
Level 45 and Above
Big Salamander (75)
Fire Demon (50)
Fire Eater (47)
Fire Gloop (51)
Fire Knight (45)
Fire Orbs (71)
Forgah (39)
Huge Salamander (105)
Magman Superior (78)
Shadowfire Knight (80)
War Dragon (70)
After 700,000 enemies were defeated
1 BATTLE
Evil Artix (75)
At Drakonnan's Doorstep
«You, an adventurer riding a demon steed, an adventurer in the Flame Guardian Plate and Twilly arrive at the entrance to Drakonnan's lair.»
You: Finally, this is it! The entrance to Drakonnan's lair! Everyone, over here!
You: There seems to be a powerful force field blocking the way in. I don't know how we can get through-- Warlic didn't come to the battle because he's still recovering from controlling the power of the ice orbs...
«A Djinni, Kronk the Salamander and a FireZard enter the scene»
Twilly: Meep... Uh, Twilly would like to go back to camp now.
Djinni: Foolish Adventurers! No-one can pass into You-Know-Who's domain!
You: Who is You-Know-Who?
Djinni: Haah... You-- know who! Now, you will perish!!
You-Don't Know-Who: STOP!!!
«Zorbak comes flying into the scene and knocks over the FireZard»
FireZard: Gurhoooo?
FireZard: Grobble grobble...
Zorbak: Muuhahahaha!!!! Feel the terrible might of the dark overlord of Moglin magic!!
Djinni: What?
Kronk the Exceptionally Intelligent Salamander: Huh?
FireZard: Grobble?
Djinni: Oookay, right. Kronk, there's your midmorning snack.
Zorbak: <Chanting>
«Undead minions run across the screen into the Djinni and Kronk knocking them away.»
Zorbak: Hehehe! Now, I shall avail you of my massive power yet again, and dissolve this fiend's force field!
You: But... but you're ZORBAK! Just 6 months ago you tried to take over much of the land with the help of Frosty the Snow Golem and Sandy Claws the Klawg!
Zorbak: Hmm. So I did, human. And I will have you know that those two fools were merely puppets in my hands!
You: So you admit that it was all your idea and that all the havoc that happened during Frostval was your fault???
Zorbak: Yes, I do... and I am proud of it... er... *ahem* I mean, I WAS proud of it! Now, I am veeery sorry for all the trouble I caused...
Zorbak: ... and now I only want to help you stop Drakonnan, that power-hungry fire mage! That's right...
Zorbak: I MAY BE EBIL, BUT I AM THE LESSER OF TWO EBILS! Stand back, as I focus my eldritch fortitude on opening this magical gate!
You: Eldritch fortitude?
«Zorbak shoots darkness rays out of his staff and the FireZard and barrier to the cave disappear.»
Zorbak: Let's go kick some flaming butt!!
«Yorick the Undead Wounded hops across the screen»
Yorick: chatter chatter... ?
Zorbak: You're a bit late, poor Yorick.
Coming Soon:
THE FINAL BATTLE!
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