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Khalix -> So you're a citizen of Delta IV... (5/23/2013 12:32:29)
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Of course you're a citizen. You came here on a vacation promo by the planet's ruler, Bae-something, even gave you free citizenship where planet Oogneg branded you "A Weapon of Mass Distraction." The vacation promo said you could explore the crystal mines to the fullest, he even gave your tour group a pickaxe! This ruling figure must be a very generous man- He even provided a security detail full of men with weird looking helmets and shock batons.
Gyaah! One of the security dudes just poked me with his stick.
That sounds wrong in so many ways...
Dude! What in blazes was that for?! This isn't a time for weird innuendos.
Mhmm...
Dude...
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You're thinking of that chick named Alydrissa or something?
It's "Alydriah". I'll have you know she's rather cute.
Gyaah! One of the guards told me to keep swinging the pick.
This must be one of those "Indulgence" tours. You know, take part of the experience.
I think... I think we're being forced to work in the mines.
Of course not! This is a totally legit tour by an awesome ruler.
Tell that to the other guys, they seem exhausted but the security dudes keep poking them with their batons.
That guy has poking issues.
You're blind, aren't you?
Blinded by Alydriah's beauty.
Look. We need to find a way to escape this place.
But I haven't finished mining fifty tons yet.
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What's this weird thingy?
What weird thingy?
It's on my wrist, it has the symbol of Omega in it. What if I push this button?
That's rather dangerous.
I think I'll press it.
Don't.
But I want to.
Don't.
Come on...
No.
Just this once...
Again, no.
Screw it, I'll press it anyway.
Do-
It's flashing. It says "Searching for Battle".
Turn it off before it does something weird.
"Battle Started"
What the heck?
We're in some weird place- Not the mines. Quick, are we still on the planet?
Looks like we are. I can assume you asked that because of that chick.
What do we do now?
Ask that guy in front of you.
Hey, who are you? Where are we?
He called us scrubs. He said he was a "Jug-Not" something.
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Why are we 5 meters apart?
Why is he holding a huge sword, a shotgun and a rocket launcher while wearing what I think looks like painted cardboard?
That's not important! Look. He's also 5 meters in front of us.
What does that mean?
No clue. He must be posing for some costume party. Let's go.
Strange. We can't move backwards.
I've also noticed we can't turn our heads.
I must be seeing things.
Why?
There's this huge "It is now your turn" sign at the top of my vision.
The Jug-Nut said "Move, scrub".
What am I supposed to do?
I dunno.
We're both holding pickaxes, dude. In front of a guy wearing painted cardboard.
What do you think that means?
I don't know. He called us a scrub, so I think it's time for some vengeance.
What, you wanna impale him with a pick? Dude.
Yeeeeaaaaarrrrggggg! *Bonk*
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Strange. I intended to hit him more than once. I just had a strange urge to go running back to my position.
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What?
He lives...
Oh my swee- wefdsifsshsdjknja
ARE YOU INSANE?! DID YOU JUST USE A ROCKET LAUNCHER ON MY BRO?!
Hey, I'm OK!
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He said I was lucky I lived.
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You alright?
HOW CAN YOU BE UNSCATHED?! THAT WAS A ROCKET LAUNCHER. A ROCKET LAUNCHER.
I have no idea :D
Y-You know what, let's just get this over with. I'll just hit him too. *CCCCCCRRRIIIIITTTIIIICCCAALLLL*
He looks angry.
I don't know what I did. But I think... I think I hit something I wasn't suppose to hit.
What part aren't you supposed to hit?
You know.
Oooh... Well, my turn to give him a bonk.
He fell down.
And not a scratch on him...
I kinda feel bad, you know.
Why?
We beat up a homeless man wearing painted cardboard.
He called us scrubs.
He seems to be reaching out for something...
Did he just give us a credit card?
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