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Lord Barrius -> =AQ= The Nyanited Way! (9/4/2013 16:09:40)
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Hi there, guys and gals! Lore's favorite shadowkitten here, asking for your help!
You see, I'm in a bit of a pickle. You may remember that, last year, I promised to give the Nekos a happy new home. And I've found them the most wonderful spot in the Middle Isles, away from much of the danger that civilization posed to them. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's really, REALLY expensive to make a good home out of uninhabited and previously dangerous jungle land. And my owner said he isn't interested in paying lots and lots of money to help me, in his words, "build my own army of loyal catgirls". I know, right? What a cheapskate! I told him that I'd only keep a few of them for myself, but....
Oh, right, sorry. As I was saying, without the money to help build this place up, I'm afraid they'll go homeless....unless you're willing to help us out!
I've started a brand new charity called "The Nyanited Way". Our goal is to raise money to support the Nekos in the construction of their new homeland. Won't you donate to our cause?
"But ElBhe, why would I just give you free money?", you ask. Well, because I'm adorable, mostly. But just in case that line doesn't work for you, I've got prizes to offer too!
Here are some of the goals we've set for this charity drive.
If We Reach 10 Billion Gold....we'll have enough to get tents for the entire Neko population! Your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Tent House and a new Neko house guard!
If We Reach 50 Billion Gold....we'll have enough to build some simple huts for the entire Neko population! Your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Hut House and a new Neko house guard!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
If We Reach 100 Billion Gold....we'll have enough to build cabins for the entire Neko population! Your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Cabin and a new Neko house guard!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
If We Reach 500 Billion Gold....we'll have enough to build strong log houses for the entire Neko population! Your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Log House and a new Neko house guard! Plus, you'd get a new estate item: The "Enchanted Grove", a magical grove grown by the Nekos which produces wood and food for your estate!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
- A new, permanent "mini-town" on the Travel Map, so you can visit the Nekos any time you want!
If We Reach 1 Trillion Gold....we'll be able to afford some very fancy cottages for the entire Neko population! Your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Cottage and a new Neko house guard! Plus, you'd get a new estate item: The "Enchanted Grove", a magical grove grown by the Nekos which produces wood and food for your estate!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
- A new, permanent "mini-town" on the Travel Map, so you can visit the Nekos any time you want! Plus, we'll add some extra shinies to their shop!
- The Nekos would invite you to join them! That's right, you could become one of the first to become part of the brand new Neko subrace!
If We Reach 2.5 Trillion Gold....the Nekos would be amazed by your kindness! They'd each have their own classy mansion to live in, which is way beyond what they could ever have dreamed of! As such, your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Mansion and a new Neko house guard! Plus, you'd get a new estate item: The "Enchanted Grove", a magical grove grown by the Nekos which produces wood and food for your estate!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
- A new, permanent "mini-town" on the Travel Map, so you can visit the Nekos any time you want! Plus, we'll add some extra shinies to their shop!
- The Nekos would invite you to join them! That's right, you could become one of the first to become part of the brand new Neko subrace!
- The Nekos would enchant ALL of their items with special magic that makes it more effective for members of the Neko subrace!
If We Reach 5 Trillion Gold....then you all are simply AMAZING! We'd be able to help the Neko population live like kings, each with their own estate! They'd be so grateful for your generosity that your rewards would include:- A Neko-themed Estate and a new Neko house guard! Plus, you'd get two new estate items: The "Enchanted Grove", a magical grove grown by the Nekos which produces wood and food for your estate; and the "Kitten Mine", a place that projects such hope and joy throughout your estate that you gain resources per hour!
- A brand new quest (with rewards) which features the Neko race and their struggles settling in a new land!
- A new, permanent "mini-town" on the Travel Map, so you can visit the Nekos any time you want! Plus, we'll add some extra shinies to their shop!
- The Nekos would invite you to join them! That's right, you could become one of the first to become part of the brand new Neko subrace!
- The Nekos would enchant ALL of their items with special magic that makes it more effective for members of the Neko subrace!
In addition, the top 25 donators will receive an additional rare item that will not be available in shops, as an extra special token of thanks from the Nekos!
Sounds like a much better deal now, doesn't it? I knew it would! But you have to hurry, because this charity drive will only be available for 4 weeks! That means that, on October 3rd, we'll lock up the charity drive and count up your donations to see how much you've made.
So please, give often and give generously! The Nyanited Way preemptively thanks you for your kindness. And if this drive is a success, we may have other drives in the future as well!
~ElBhe
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