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Voodoo Master -> Stan the ScanOrb (3/30/2014 11:30:26)
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Stan the ScanOrb
Location: InspecZion
Quests given
None
Shops owned
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Dialogue
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Magic scan completed. No presence of magical items detected.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Initiating facial recognition scan.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Scan completed. Identified: Eddie Crimson. Unit #040156.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Additional comments: Paleness found while scanning.
Stan the ScanOrb: It is recommended that the subject refrain from performing casual saunters in graveyards by moonlight...
Stan the ScanOrb: ... and to step out into the sun once in a while.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Facial recognition scan already completed. Subject's result were...
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Initiating facial recognition scan.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Scan completed. Identified: Eddie Crimson. Unit #040156.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Additional comments: Paleness found while scanning.
Stan the ScanOrb: It is recommended that the subject refrain from performing casual saunters in graveyards by moonlight...
Stan the ScanOrb: ... and to step out into the sun once in a while.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Negative. That was only...
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* It was a joke.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Initiating Necromancer Scan...
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Necromancer Scan completed. Results: Negative. Subject scanned and cleared for...
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Oh boy...
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Pirate-Ninja Monkey Scan completed. Results: Negative.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Look pops, he's clean.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* At least I have limited sentience and a sense of humor.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Humor analysis parameters indicate irony is off the charts.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Filing harassment report.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* My cousin is required to scan your face everyday. Do you see him complain?
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* If the earlier remark did not compute: It's not pretty.
Stan the ScanOrb: *blip* Filing completed. Requesting security.
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