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I am Seventh -> The Adventures of Some Noob And A Very Lazy Writter (3/30/2014 22:27:20)
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Hey guys! This story is the result of my boredom! Enjoy! (Or don't, up to you)
I'll also like to note that this series will have grammer issues that WILL be fixed! Some won't be for humor and because that's how the character speaks. (Eg there will be someone who will speak in L33T later on)
Oh and discuss here.
PART 1: THE PROOF THERE'S A NOOB
The land of Lore, a world filled with many and a world filled with more. A world filled with the rich and a world filled with the poor. Creatures of many kinds and so much to see. But in this land there exists one rule "Those who are strong shall live, those who are weak shall not". This is a rule that applies to everyone...except for one individual.
SCENE 1: /WILLOWCREEK
Somewhere in the forest of Greenguard exists an underpopulated village called Willow Creek. The only people that had ever lived here are farmers and mosquitoes. Everyday, the farmers would leave town to work on their farms, and would only return late in the afternoon. So, the only people that were left in the town were Calafas, the church elder, and Mrs. Plebian, a lonely housewife. What made Mrs. Plebian so lonely wasn't the fact that her husband left her in order to fight in the war, it was the fact that her son never spoke to her. Noob Plebian, her son, spent his entire life in the basement playing a game called Dragonfable on his computer. Mr. Plebian was a big and strong man who used to intimidate Noob so much, he was forced to go outside try fishing for a hobby. Of course, once his dad had left, Noob continued to do what he truly wanted to do, play Dragonfable.
Suddenly, their front door was smashed to pieces by a monster! The wood had all ripped apart as the monster jumped inside the house. It continued to sniff around as it walked closer to Mrs. Plebian, who was too afraid to move. Noob continued to play Dragonfable with his headphones in his ears. Then the monster was revealed to be a werewolf and it killed Noob, his mom, and his computer. Now lets just move on already!
SCENE 2: /DEATH
Noob had woken up in a creepy forest and this story will now be written like a play (just storyboard for now, full version will be mega detailed)
Noob:lol I lived 'cause I'm the main character :D
DEATH (yes in all caps): DOOD YOO DIED FROM A LVL. 4 MONSTER!? LOLOLOLOLOL!
Noob: Oh you must be death! Can you like, respawn me so I can kick that werewolf's full moon?
DEATH:...MY NAME IS DEATH, NOT death! FOR PUNISHMENT YOU CAN NOT RESPAWN UNTIL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
Noob:I already did though
DEATH: OH. WELL THEN I HAVE SOMETHING VEEEEERRRRRYYYY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!
Noob:Listening...
DEATH:....................A LOT IS TWO WORDS....NOT ONE
Noob:....um ok
DEATH:AS IN...YOU WILL FAIL......A LOT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Noob had respawned at Willow Creek.
SCENE 3: /WILLOWCREEK...again!
The moment his body had reappeared on the surface again, Noob confronted the werewolf again, prepared for a rematch.
Noob: All right Mr. Big Bad Wolf! Prepare to -
Noob was instantly defeated and was once again meeting the Grim Reaper.
SCENE 4: /DEATH...again!
DEATH:....WELL I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO FAIL THAT MUCH. HERE'S AN XP BOOST. GO /JOIN TIMESPACE OR SOMETHING AND START FARMING SOME XP WITH SOME BOTS.
Noob:kthxbai :D
Death sent him to Timespace.
SCENE 5: /TIMESPACE
Noob had made it to a grid like area filled with swirly photon creatures, and an army of lvl. 50s - 60s
Noob:So I just gotta kill these swirly things? Sure!
Noob attempted to attack one of the creatures, however the other players in the room were surrounding the enemies, which made it hard for him to attack. They continued to move back and forth, killing one enemy and then moving to the next as if they were all robots programmed to do so. Unable to find an opening, Noob attacks the only enemy the others weren't fighting. However, he was once again defeated since he had underestimated its strength. Noob is at Death's door once more.
SCENE 6: /DEATH...again,yes
DEATH:.......
Noob:ouo
DEATH:......LETS JUST CONTINUE WITH THE STORYLINE...
END OF PART 1
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