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Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (3/7/2015 23:36:50)
Carnax Saga XII. War of the Great Scourge Introduction Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Controlling the Scourge" Objective: You will need allies to take down Carnax. Objective completed: Let the epic battle begin! Scaled Yes/No: N/A Monsters None NPCs Ash Elryn Magus Hansa Makkisar The Hero, Ash and Elryn are standing on a cliff, with a forest below. In a distance, we can see Carnax in the forest. Character: He’s so huge... Ash: Indeed he is. Could you take him on <Dragon’s name>’s back? Character: Never. He’s way too huge. Even with <Dragon’s name>, he could squish me in one step. Elryn: “frowns” So what can we do against that beast? Character: With the other adventurers, I think we could attack his legs. Character: I’m not sure if we could bring him down fast enough though... (text bubble without name tag): Fortunately, we are here to help. The camera moves a little left to show Magus Hansa with two manahunter guards. Character: Hansa! Magus Hansa: The beast is advancing towards Falconreach and the Rosewood. Magus Hansa: We are already trying to shackle its back legs. Carnax roars and shakes it’s head. The scene shows one of its back legs with very little figures (manahunters) running around, then the camera goes back to Hansa, the Hero, Ash and Elryn. Magus Hansa: If we stand together, Rose and adventurers, we can bring down its four legs. Magus Hansa: Attack his two front legs, the golden and the icy one. Character: That’s an offer I cannot refuse. Well then, Hansa, we’ll take care of the front legs. Magus Hansa: Good. Make haste. The scene shifts to Carnax’s head. There is a small figure on top of it. The camera gets closer to show Makkisar, his staff vibrating with energy. Makkisar: Annoying... they are very annoying. Makkisar: I will NOT let them shackle my son like a vulgar dog! Makkisar: The Rose and the adventurers WILL fall! Makkisar raises his staff. The scene shifts to Carnax’s golden leg. A lot of fire elementals appear nearly. The scene shifts to Carnax’s icy leg. A lot of ice elementals appear nearly. The scene shifts to one of Carnax’s back legs, where stone elementals appear and start attacking the manahunters. The scene shifts back to Makkisar. Makkisar: That’s better! MINIONS! DEFEND CARNAX... WITH YOUR LIVES! • Complete Quest Carnax Saga XII. War of the Great Scourge War waves Objective: Attack Carnax's leg! Objective completed: You managed to inflict a small wound to Carnax but the beast still stands! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (Ice waves) (4)Ice elemental (1)Carnax's leg Monsters (Fire waves) (4)Fire elemental (1)Carnax's leg NPCs None Okay, so this war is particular. There are two meters: one for the golden leg and one for the icy leg. Each meter needs 2 million waves to be completed. There are only footwaves, no catapults or bombing. The waves for the golden leg consists in 4 fire elementals and 1 Carnax’s leg. The Carnax’s leg is, of course, only a fraction of the leg, so it’s like a gigantic golden wall on a part of the screen. It is always behind the elementals (they try to protect it). It has the HP of a regular monster, and is fire element. It attacks by releasing exploding gas, and when beaten, it just stands here, but has a crack on it. The wave for the icy leg is the same thing, except with ice monsters and the fraction of ice leg releasing ice shards instead. Like the golden one, it just stands here with a crack on it when beaten. The rare waves consist in great elementals (like Flamedus for the golden leg, and its icy equivalent for the ice leg) and the leg itself, who has regular HP.

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (3/7/2015 23:40:05)
Carnax Saga XII. War of the Great Scourge Cutscenes (What will appear in the cutscene depends on which leg is beaten first. Let’s assume the golden one is.) 100% Golden Leg The scene shows Carnax, his golden leg with a lot of cracks on it. The leg starts shining and overheats, finally dissolving in golden mist. Carnax roars and shakes its head. The scene shifts to Makkisar (still on top of the beast), his eyes full of energy, raising his staff. Makkisar: No... no! Makkisar: I will not let this happen! After so many years... I will not let this happen! Makkisar: Carnax! Forward! Do not let them slow you down! Carnax roars and advances with its three legs. The camera gets closer of three manahunters fighting a stone elemental. The shadow of a leg appears above them, and, the second later, Carnax’s leg stomps them. The scene changes to Hansa with her two guards. Manahunters are running around with Z-made chains. Magus Hansa: The adventurers... they have destroyed one leg. Magus Hansa: Only one remains now. How are the legs we’re taking care of, Arvensis? Arvensis (one of her guards): The right leg is being shackled. Not many of its elemental protectors remain. Arvensis: The left leg, however, still has a lot of elementals around it. We are trying to make a breach. Magus Hansa: I want reinforcement there. Send all the energizers you can gather. Arvensis: Aye. The camera shows only Hansa’s head. Magus Hansa: I hope the adventurers cut the icy leg soon... • Complete Quest 100% Icy Leg The scene shows Carnax. Of course, he has no more golden leg. His back legs are now shackled with lots and lots of Z-made chains. His icy leg has a lot of cracks on it. The leg starts shining and explodes in icy shards. Without his front legs, Carnax falls on the ground, a cloud of dust appearing around him. He roars again. The scene shifts to show Ash, Elryn and the Hero on the battlefield, with Carnax’s body as background. Ash: Carnax is finally down! Elryn: “grins” Aye, and a glorious battle it was. Character: It’s not over yet. Carnax is down but not dead. We must kill him now. The camera goes a little left to show Hansa and her two guards arriving. Magus Hansa: Well done. You have fought bravely. Character: You too. Your help was greatly appreciated. Character: If you could help us even more... The beast has been awakened by an evil mage named Makkisar. Character: Now that Carnax is down, I think he’s running away. Could you find him, please? I would be glad to see this one shackled. Magus Hansa: Of course. Character: We’ll take care of the beast. It’s time to kill it, once and for all! • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (3/7/2015 23:46:11)
Carnax Saga XII. War of the Great Scourge Boss Fight: The Last Stand Objective: Time to destroy Carnax once and for all! Objective completed: Carnax finally found peace. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (3)Carnax's Eye NPCs Ash Elryn Carnax The scene shows Carnax’s head, front view. The whole body, up to the neck, is shackled. The camera gets closer to show Elryn, Ash and the Hero. Elryn: I know the tales about the Great Scourge. It is said that Carnax’s eyes can shoot lasers that obliterate the unprepared. Elryn: Before we kill him, it would be a good idea to puncture his eyes. Ash: All three of them? Elryn nods. Character: Well then. Call the gryffins. We’re going to fly up to those eyes. Elryn: And I can summon a magical floor for us to fight in the air. Auto-invites Ash and Elryn. Character: Good. Battle on! The camera shows three gryffins approaching Carnax’s face, then the screen goes black and these buttons appear: • Battle! • Extreme Mode! Battle! Ash, Elryn and the Hero stand on a floor made of energy. You start by battling Carnax’s left and right eyes. They’re energy element and, of course, being eyes, they don’t have a lot of HP. But, they have a laser nuke. Once you finish these two, you can heal and you get to battle against the third. The scene shows Carnax roaring and trying to shake his head. The camera closes up on Elryn, Ash and the Hero. Elryn and Ash hop on the gryffins and prepare to leave, but the Hero stays on the floor of energy. Ash: <Character>? Character: Leave! I’m going to end this beast once and for all! The camera returns to global view of Carnax. You see two small figures on gryffins leaving the little magical floor near the third eye, while a little one (the Hero) stays on it. Character: <DRAGON’S NAME>! The magical floor disappears and the Hero jumps, a flying dragon (like the version of your dragon you see when facing Titan Wargoth, in the smoke) appears from the camera and flies to meet the falling figure. The screen goes black and you get the options: • Heal • Battle! • Extreme Mode • Let a Dragonlord handle it • Run! You battle Carnax’s face. It occupies all the screen, while your dragon is quite small. It has lots of HP, tries to tentacle-slap you, and spits red energy on you. The scene shows Carnax roaring one last time, and the dragon headbutts it. Carnax starts turning into stone. His whole body gets stone-ified except his head. Carnax: AT LAST... AT LAST I WILL FIND PEACE. Carnax: MY TOURMENTS HAVE COME TO AN END. Carnax: I AM OUT OF MY MASTER’S REACH NOW... His head turns into stone. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (3/7/2015 23:52:14)
Carnax Saga XIII. Chasing the Wizard Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Boss Battle: The Last Stand" Objective: Find Makkisar and shackle him! Objective completed: Makkisar escaped, but you managed to bring down the Great Scourge, Carnax. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (1)Pernetiana (2)Energizer NPCs Makkisar Magus Hansa Pernetiana Elryn Dialogue Ash: While we were fighting Carnax, Magus Hansa and her Energizers were chasing Makkisar. • Quest! • Back In this quest, you play as Magus Hansa. The scene shows Hansa and three Energizers running in the frame, in the forest. Hansa: Can you still follow his magical aura, Pernetiana? Pernetiana (one of the Energizers): Yes. It’s stronger now. We’re closing on him. Hansa: Good. I sense it, too. Pernetiana: This way. She points right of the screen, they leave the frame. The scene shifts to Makkisar, flying (like the Necro class when running around) just above the ground to flee. Makkisar: They... they defeated him... Makkisar: After all those years, those years of waiting and growing strong! After so many sacrifices... Makkisar: They defeated Carnax... they defeated my son. He stops abruptly and frowns. The camera goes a little right to show Hansa and the three Energizers facing him, in combat stance. Hansa: Surrender now. Your beast has been defeated, you lost the war. Surrender now! Makkisar: Surrender? So you think all my power is lost? You think I am one of the pitiful mages you can shackle and imprison? Hansa: Surrender NOW! Makkisar: Never. He raises his staff, which starts shining brightly. Like Cryptic’s stun, the image of shackled brains appear above the three Energizers. Makkisar: You are now mine! Attack the magus! The camera only shows Pernetiana’s head. Pernetiana: Yes, master Makkisar. You battle Pernetiana, Energizer and Energizer. To make the fight more challenging, Pernetiana is really buffed up. The Energizers kneel, defeated. Makkisar has disappeared. You become the Character again. Hansa: He escaped... Pernetiana: Wh- what happened? Hansa: He got hold of you three, and escaped during the fight. The Hero arrives in the frame. Character: Hansa! Character: I came as quickly as I could... have you found him? Hansa: Yes. Unfortunately, he escaped. His magic is still powerful. Character: Oh. Well. We will catch him, sooner or later. For now, the thing that matters is we have brought down Carnax. Hansa: Indeed. It is a great victory we share. Hansa: I know your point of view, but this beast only serves to prove even further the evils of magic. Hansa: The harm it does to innocents... or could have done, if we did not defend them. Character: I know, Hansa. But for these evils, there are beauties in magic that the Rose wants to end. Character: Anyways, let’s not talk about that today. We all deserve some rest. Character: And if, one day or another, my adventures or yours lead us to Makkisar again... we will show no mercy. The screen darkens and the scene changes to the Hero, Ash and Elryn in Falconreach. Character: Thank you very much, Elryn. Your help was greatly appreciated. Elryn: “grins” My pleasure, <Character>. It was a glorious battle. Elryn: I’ll be coming back to Falconreach, with more stories to tell. When the night falls, you’ll probably find me at a campfire. Character: It will be a pleasure to hear your stories. The scene changes to Carnax’s stone body. The camera gets closer to show Makkisar, touching Carnax’s face with his hand. Makkisar: Rest in peace, my son. Makkisar: I will avenge you. I will destroy those who harmed you. Makkisar: I promise. His hand starts shining. The scene shifts to a close front view of Makkisar’s hand. Levitating just above his palm is something that looks like Carnax’s DNA. The screen darkens. • Complete Quest End of saga![:D]

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (4/25/2015 23:38:25)
The New Hero Saga I. The New Hero Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: None Objective: Ash has a story to tell you... Objective completed: Wait, how does Ash know you were afraid of that dragon? Did Twilly tell him? Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (12)Bandit (10)Renegade Guardian (6)Weapon NPCs Ash Aria Guardian Bandit Dialogue Ash: It's so good to have you back, <Character>. In your absence, I had my share of adventures... • Quest! • Back The scene shows Ash and the Hero sitting at a table in Serenity’s Inn. <Character>: It’s been a while, Ash. I see you have finally achieved your dream of knighthood! Ash: Yes... I indeed have. While you were away, I had to be the best. People often looked up to me in times of trouble... Ash: I realize now that I’ve underestimated how terribly hard a hero’s job is. There are so many troubles in just a week, and you’ve been gone for five years... <Character>: Yeah. Even a hero can catch a cold. Ash raises his head and smiles. His eyes close briefly. <You>: Anyways. Do you have any good adventures to share now that we’re here? Ash laughs. Ash: I have plenty of those. There, let’s start by what happened in Falconreach immediately after you were frozen... You load the Young Hero armor. The screen goes black. Ash: The year following Wargoth’s defeat was the hardest one. Jaania had not yet founded the Rose, and the Guardians were too few to suffice to the task. Ash: Bandits crowded the roads. They were the first to take advantage of your disappearance. Ash: They even controlled part of Falconreach for a while... <Character>: What?! Bandits controlled Falconreach? The scene shows the main square of Falconreach. It’s occupied by people dressed in a mix of bandit clothes and guardian armor. Ash: There were Guardians who forgot their oaths and helped the bandits get hold of Falconreach. Ash: The times were hard, and the promise of gold made some throw away their loyalties... The scene changes to the hill of the Guardian Tower. There are barricades and Guardians facing the town. Townspeople are assembled on the hill. Ash: The Guardians who remained loyal took most of the townspeople to safety... all we had left was the Guardian tower. Ash: And let me tell you, we put a lot of effort into convincing Cysero not to turn it into a fish. Again. Ash: At the moment, I didn’t have my princess to help me... so I felt useless. The scene shows Ash sitting near a campfire on the cliff with Aria. Ash: Can you believe it? All the Guardians are refusing to let me go to the barricades with them! Aria: Ash, you are doing a wonderful job helping the wounded... Ash: But I want to go out there and fight the bandits! Ash: What are the Guardians doing? Holding their barricades, and that’s it! Ash: We should go to the offense! Lead a charge! Ash: Since when do we let bandits take control of Falconreach? Aria: Ash, the Guardians will take care of everything. Everything will go back once more to normal. Ash: If <Character> was here, no bandit would’ve crossed Falconreach’s gates. Ash: I wish <Character> was here with us. Aria outstretches her hand and touches Ash’s hand. Aria: I wish that, too. Aria: And I wish Grams was here... Close-up on Aria’s face. She lowers her head and closes her eyes. Aria: Everybody is in shock, that’s why the bandits are able to take so much power. Aria: Everybody is so used to having <Character> here. Aria: A hero always ready to save the day, no matter the threat... Aria: We will have to get used to <Character>’s absence if <He/She> does not come back. Aria raises her head and smiles. Aria: Who knows? Maybe another hero will show up one day... Close-up on Ash’s face. He frowns and then smiles. Ash: Yes... maybe another hero will show up one day... The scene goes dark. Ash: That is when I made the most foolish decision of my life. Ash: I decided that I would drive away the bandits. Alone. The scene shows nighttime Falconreach. The town is illuminated, there are lots of bandits patrolling. Ash: I sneaked in town during the night... Ash: I knew I could not take on every bandit, so I decided to sabotage things. Ash: I knew the bandits did not enter Cysero’s shop because they feared the magic in it. Ash: I had to get to Cysero’s shop. I had a plan... Quest! You are playing as Ash. There are bandits moving in the streets and there’s a barricade blocking the way to Cysero’s Superstore from the central square, so you have to go the long way. You can’t touch any bandit, because their HP is very high and their damage kills you in one turn. Once you get to Cysero’s Superstore, the screen goes black. The shape of an opening door appears in the middle of the screen. Ash’s silhouette appears. There’s a creak. The scene goes to Ash entering the Superstore. Ash (thinking): There it is... now I only need to find the aquarium... Quest! You are inside the Superstore. You are battling against multiple weapons in the shop. They are beatable. You need to get to the far right of the shop. The scene shows Ash walking and stopping near Splashy’s aquarium. Ash (thinking): That will do perfectly... Ash (thinking): The bandits have better prepare for a nasty surprise! The screen goes black. The scene shows nighttime Falconreach again, then goes to the Superstore’s door. A bandit and a rogue Guardian are standing near it. Guardian: ... yeah, being a Guardian is really not the ideal job. Guardian: Protecting the innocent, taking oaths, being so serious, and the pay is just pathetic. Guardian: I always dreamt of being a bandit, free and wild on the roads, getting easy money... Bandit: Haha! It’s not easy as that. Though our life definitely is easier since that hero got frozen. Bandit: Who would’ve known there was so many gold in the bank? There’s enough of it to make all of us live like kings for the rest of our lives! Guardian: Yeah, Mayor Rayf kept more money in the bank than... There’s a splashing sound. Bandit: ... what was that? Guardian: I don’t know, I... The Superstore doors explode. An army of Braydenballs, Plushies and Agitated Orbs led by a very angry Splashy comes out and swarms the bandits and guardians. The screen goes black, then turns to Ash standing in the shadows of a house smiling. Ash (thinking): That’ll show them! The screen goes black, then turns to a close-up of Book 3 Ash sitting in the Inn. You are unloaded of Young Hero armor. Ash: That was the very first thing I did as Falconreach’s hero. <Character>: Unleash an army of rare pets on a gang of bandits and rogue guardians? Ash shrugs, a large smile on his face. Ash: A Hero’s got to start somewhere, huh? Ash: If I recall correctly, your very first action as a Hero was to ask for rats because you were afraid of fighting a dragon. Ash: And there’s been rumors of moglin-punting involved... <Character>: Don’t start with this. <Character>: But what happened after that? Did the bandits go away? Ash: Oh no. Actually, there’s more to that story. Here, let me tell you the rest... • Complete quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (4/26/2015 11:13:12)
The New Hero Saga II. The Saviour Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "The New Hero" Objective: Things look grim for poor Ash... Objective completed: Ash is ready for his journey. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (4)Bandit (4)Renegade Guardian (1)Guardian Rob NPCs Ash Bandit 1 Bandit 2 Bandit 3 Guardian Rob Dialogue Ash: Ready for more stories, <Character>? • Quest! • Back The scene shows Book 3 Ash and the Hero sitting at a table in Serenity’s Inn. Ash: After I unleashed this army of pets on the bandits, I had to get out to safety. Ash: There was chaos everywhere, so I thought I could just run away back to the Tower. You load Young Hero armor. The scene changes to Book 2 Ash running in front of the Auction House. Ash (thinking): Come on Ash, you’re nearly there... Ash stops brutally. The camera moves a little to the left to show a group of bandits and renegade guardians. Bandit 1: Well, well, well, what have we got there! Bandit 2: It’s the little troublemaker! Ash: Uuuuh... Ash (thinking): Alright... now what? Bandit 3: Hah! That’s all they’ve got to beat us? A boy? Guardian Rob: I know this boy. He’s the little newbie in town. Guardian Rob: Thinks one day he’s going to be a knight and save princesses... Guardian Rob: Or some crap like that. The bandits start laughing. Close-up on their group. Bandit 2: Well how ‘bout you show him a lesson, Rob? Rob grins under his helm. Guardian Rob: My pleasure. • Battle! You fight Guardian Rob. He’s too strong for you, you lose. The scene shows Ash on the ground, panting. The bandits are laughing around. Bandit 1: Hahah! You totally screwed him, Rob! Bandit 3: Yeah! That was a great show! Bandit 1: Now how ‘bout we send him back in pieces to the Guardians? Bandit 1: That’ll show ‘em what happens when you try to oppose us! Bandit 1 grabs a battleaxe and walks slowly towards Ash. Ash (thinking): Alright... now if I’m truly a hero, a miracle will happen... Ash (thinking): The Guardians will charge in and save me... Ash (thinking): Or <Character>... Bandit 1 raises his battleaxe. Ash (thinking): ... right now? Bandit 1: It’s been nice meetin’ ya, boy! Golden light starts radiating from Ash. Bandit 2: ... what’s that? In a flash of light, Ash’s armor turns golden. His eyes radiate light. Bandit 3: What’s happening? Ash raises and grabs his longsword. Ash: Looks like it’s time to get awesome. Bandit 1 backs away slowly. Ash throws his longsword in a disc of light that knocks the bandit down, then goes back to his hand. Ash: Now, Guardian Rob... how about a little rematch? Ash: Oh, I have a better idea! How about I take on all of you... at once? You are loaded into Knight Lite armor. Battle! You fight a mix of renegade guardians and bandits. The scene shows Ash standing in the middle of the path. All around him, there are knocked out bandits. Ash: Nobody else? His armor starts radiating light again. There’s a flash of light, then he goes back to normal. The Princess stands in front of him. Ash: Princess! Princess: Ash, what you did there was very foolish! If I wasn’t there at the last instant, you would’ve died! Ash frowns. Ash: I had to do something! Ash: I knocked down the bandits! I saved Falconreach! Ash: I am the new hero now! Princess: Not so fast. Princess: It’s true, you saved Falconreach. You acted bravely. Princess: But are you sure you are able to take <Character>’s place now? Ash: I don’t see why not... I mean... with you to help me... The Princess lowers her head, outstretches her hand and touches Ash’s forehead. Princess: I can’t always be there with you, Ash. Ash: Why? Princess: I have things to attend to... in my own realm. Princess: The fire tyrant has recently been defeated, but there still is an elemental dissonance... Princess: We must work with the other elementals to fix this. Princess: And I have duties. After all, I am a princess, you remember? Ash: I don’t think I could forget that... Princess: I may be able to talk to you sometimes. Princess: You did bravely tonight, Ash. She slowly vanishes. Ash closes his eyes. The screen goes black and then goes back to Book 3 Ash and Hero at Serenity’s Inn. <Character>: And that’s how you freed Falconreach? Ash: Yeah. <Character>: I must say I’m quite impressed. Ash: Thank you. Ash: After that, the remaining bandits fled into the woods and the renegade Guardians were exiled. Ash: For the very first time of my life, I was acclaimed for something. Ash: Everybody – including myself – just couldn’t believe what I did. Ash: Our troubles with the bandits were ended after that. They didn’t forget what happened, and they’re still afraid of Falconreach. Ash: We did have... troubles of other natures though. The scene shows Serenity’s Inn. (from a window)Ash: AAAAAH! OMGOMGOMG THERE’S A SPLASHY IN MY BATHTUB! The scene goes back to a close-up view of Book 3 Ash smiling. Ash: But that was only the beginning. Ash: Because after that, I started my own journey to become a hero just like you... • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (4/26/2015 14:41:14)
The New Hero Saga III. Journeying South Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "The Saviour" Objective: It's time to live the life of a true adventurer! Objective completed: An undead invasion! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (3)Bandit (4)Gorillaphant (3)Sneevil (5)Seed Spitter NPCs Ash Serenity Aria Hawke Knight Dialogue Ash: I began my journey as a travelling hero... • Quest! • Back You are loaded into Young Hero armor. The scene shows Ash with a backpack standing near Falconreach’s east gate. Serenity walks into the scene. Serenity: Are you sure you want to go, Ash? Ash: Yes, I am. Ash: I’ll live as a traveler from now on. Meet people on the roads, defeat bandits, practice my fighting skills... Ash: And one day, I’ll be back and I’ll be ready to be Falconreach’s hero like <Character> was. Serenity: Good luck then. Please be careful! She raises her hand and gives Ash a loaf of bread. Serenity: I baked this just for you. It’s my special recipe. Serenity: We’ll miss you, Ash! Ash: I’ll miss you too. The screen darkens. The scene shows Ash walking and whistling in the forest. There’s a creak. Ash grabs his sword and turns around. Ash: Aaah! What was that? The camera goes a little left to show Aria with a backpack. There’s a Pridelord at her feet. Ash: ... Aria?!? Close-up on Aria’s face. She’s grinning. Aria: You didn’t think I’d just let you run away, I hope? Aria: You know you need somebody skilled to get you out of danger! Ash: ... but... Aria: No but! I want to travel, too! She lowers her head. Aria: Serenity and all the other people in Falconreach are nice, but I miss Grams. Aria: With you gone, I don’t think I’d have anyone to talk to... The Pridelord growls. Aria: Of course, Jonathan. I know you’re always there for me. Aria: Anyways. I’m coming with you and you don’t get a say on the matter. Ash: ... okay... Aria: So, where are we going? Ash: I... thought we could go to... Ash: Well... Ash: ... Nothing happens for two seconds. Aria: “sigh” Well that’s an interesting plan. Jonathan growls. Aria: That’s a good idea, Jonathan, hehe! Ash: What? Aria: Jonathan was saying we could go south, towards Doomwood. Ash: Isn’t that a bit... dangerous? Ash: I mean, Doomwood is so full of undead, werewolves... Ash: I though we could... start with bandits or something... Aria: You already knocked out enough bandits, Ash! It’s time we go adventure in more dangerous places! Aria: I can’t wait to see Doomwood! Hehehe! You load Aria and Jonathan as guests. Quest! You travel in the forest towards Moonridge. There are bandits, gorillaphants, seed spitters and sneevils. Once you’ve reached the entrance of Moonridge, the scene shows Ash and Aria arriving in town. You are unloaded from Young Hero Armor. Ash: So this is Moonridge! I’ve never been there before! Aria: Neither did I! Ash: We should find a room in the Inn for the night. We’ll enter Doomwood tomorrow. Aria: Let’s go! The scene changes to Hawke on her watchtower. Hawke: SKELETON! 3 O’CLOCK! Knight: Got it! Hawke: SKELETON! 4 O’CLOCK! Knight: Got it! Hawke: SKELETON... Close-up on her face. Her eyes widen. Hawke: SKELETONS EVERYWHERE! • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (4/30/2015 21:26:24)
The New Hero Saga IV. Invasion Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Journeying South" Objective: Fight off the undead invasion! Objective completed: Time to uncover who that mysterious necromancer is. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (6)Shake Spear (6)Bone Fire (6)Shoulder Blades (4)Zombie (1)Shanbeen NPCs Ash Aria Viamat Lucy Shanbeen ??? Dialogue Ash: As soon as we arrived to Moonridge, there was an undead invasion! • Quest! • Back You load Young Hero armor. The scene shows the central square of Moonridge. There are waves of undead coming in from the left, and knights and Dragonlords coming in from the right. The two forces clash. Close-up on Dragonlord Viamat striking down a zombie. Viamat: Push them back! Push them back! The scene changes to a cliff overlooking Moonridge. A silhouette stands. ???: Oh, it is so good to see that little town trying to resist... ???: I wonder how long Moonridge will stand without this hero meddling in my affairs. ???: At last they will fall! The scene changes to Ash and Aria in DragonFang Inn. Ash: What is happening outside exactly? Lucy: Undead! Scawy undead twying to kill evewyone! Lucy: But the Moonwidge Knights and the DwagonLowds awe thewe to save us! Close-up on Ash’s face. He’s thoughtful. Ash (thinking): Hmm... an undead invasion... Ash (thinking): Probably the best training a hero can hope for! Ash (thinking): And if I bring down the necromancer behind this... people will definitely consider me a hero! The camera goes back to the whole scene. Ash turns his head towards Aria. Ash: Hey, Aria? What if we helped the DragonLords and Knights fend off the invasion? Aria grins widely. Aria: And you’re the one who asked for bandits? Ash: Uuh, yeah. Anyways. Let’s go! Aria and Jonathan are loaded as guests. Quest! You’re in Moonridge, there are plenty of undead. You need to get to the fountain. The scene shows the silhouette on the cliff. ???: Two other heroes? ???: But... these are merely children. ???: I guess I will have to eliminate those two... The scene switches to Ash and Aria running towards the fountain. Ash slays a skeleton. Aria: Hehe! I think you’re developing good hero instincts! Ash: Really? The screen shakes. An undead knight without a head and with three arrows planted in his body walks in with an oversized blade. Ash: Aaaaaah! This thing doesn’t have a head! Ash: Uuh... I mean... stay away, creature of evil, or we will... uuh... slay you! Yes, that’s it! Shanbeen: I AM SHANBEEN! Ash: ... Shanbeen: YOU CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER! THE NECROMANCER WANTS ME TO ELIMINATE YOU! Ash: The Necromancer? Who’s this? Shanbeen: ONE DOES NOT JUST ASK QUESTIONS TO A UNDEAD BEING! Shanbeen: PREPARE YOURSELF! OBLIVION IS COMING! • Battle! • Extreme Battle! You battle against Shanbeen. The scene shows Ash striking down Shanbeen. Aria: Whew! He didn’t have the chance to tell us who was behind this... Ash: I plan on finding out! Ash: I’m sure <Character> told me once or twice that necromancers were to heroes what pay was to workers. Ash: If you don’t get at least one per month, there’s a problem. Ash: Besides, I’d totally see myself returning triumphantly to Moonridge as the Necromancer Killer! Ash: Or... hmm, I’d need to work on that title... Ash: Ash the NecroSlayer? Ash Darkness’s Bane? Ash the Dark Magic Destroyer? Ash the Luminous Justice Bringer! Ash: Or something like that... I’d need to think of something truly fitting. Aria: ... why don’t we go figure out who that Necromancer is before you start giving yourself fancy titles for slaying him? Ash: Yeah... right. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (5/8/2015 22:33:22)
The New Hero Saga V. The Necromancer Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Invasion" Objective: Who is behind Moonridge's attack? Objective completed: You failed to defeat Noxus... but it's not over. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (2)Skeleton Bodyguard (1) Noxus NPCs Ash Noxus Dialogue Ash: We rushed into the woods to find who was behind this invasion... • Quest! • Back The scene shows Ash and the Hero sitting at the table in the Inn. <Character>: So… you’re telling me you and Aria just charged into Doomwood to slay a necromancer? <Character>: Who was in control of an entire undead army? Ash: Well… yes. <Character>: I… I’m not even sure how you’re still alive. Ash raises an eyebrow. Ash: You say that like you’ve never charged into Doomwood to slay necromancers who were in control of undead armies. <Character>: … <Character>: Good point. I probably did. Ash grins. Ash: So… where was I… Ash: Oh, yes. We did charge into Doomwood looking for this necromancer. Ash: And let me tell you, it wasn’t just some random necromancer. It was, in fact, an old friend of yours. The scene darkens. You load Young Hero armor. Aria and Jonathan load as guests. The scene shows Ash striking down an undead warrior. Jonathan leaps behind him and smashes down another. Ash: “phew” How many of those are there exactly? Ash: Surely we must get close to where the necromancer is hiding… ???: Indeed you are. The camera moves a little to show Noxus with two skeleton bodyguards. Noxus: Now… who are you? Ash: I’m Ash! The… uh… hero. Noxus: Hero, are you? Hmmpf. I knew a hero once. And they looked fiercer than you children do. Noxus: I suppose that you want to stop me from destroying Moonridge? Ash: Yes! That’s what we want to do! Noxus: And how exactly do you plan on doing that? Ash: I… Noxus: Would it perchance be by smacking me with that longsword of yours until I am dead? Ash: Now that you say it… probably, yeah. Noxus laughs. Noxus: You can try, boy. You amuse me. You battle against Noxus and his two bodyguards. The bodyguards have very low HP and very low damage, but until they’re defeated, Noxus has 300 M/P/M. When his two bodyguards are defeated, Noxus attacks with the popup “Good effort… but I’ve had enough!” and insta-kills you, Aria and Jonathan. The scene shows Ash and Aria on their knees, breathing heavily. Jonathan is on the ground. Noxus: It was a good try, children. Noxus: I hope you have learned your lesson. Do not get in my way. Noxus: And do not think you are heroes. Noxus: There was only one hero in this world and now they are frozen in the middle of a forest. And no one can replace them. Noxus: I shall have pity for now. You are only children. Noxus: Go and spread this message: Noxus has come and is reclaiming the forest of Doomwood. Noxus: Any who dares to oppose him will meet his doom! • Complete Quest

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The New Hero Saga VI. Apprentice Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "The Necromancer" Objective: Train under Artix's guidance! Objective completed: You succeeded! You now own +1 Blade of Destiny! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (9)Darkness Elemental NPCs Ash Aria Artix Elemental Dialogue Ash: I'll admit I was a bit despaired when Noxus defeated us so easily. • Quest! • Back The scene shows Ash and Aria sitting in DragonFang Inn. Aria: Sooo… any idea on how to defeat this Noxus baddie? Ash: I… I don’t know, Aria… Ash: Maybe this necromancer was right? Aria: What do you mean?! Ash: Maybe we are, after all, just children… maybe we should go back to Falconreach. Ash: Maybe the world is too big, too dangerous for us. Aria: You’re… renouncing? Ash: I… There’s footstep sounds. The camera moves a little to show Artix. Artix: Well, well. So you are the two children who fought Noxus the necromancer, aren’t you? Ash: Yeah, we… huh… actually, we’re not children! We’re powerful heroes from Falconreach! Artix sits down at the table and grins. Artix: Great. Artix: Because heroes are going to come in handy. Artix: See, I have a bone to pick with this necromancer… Nothing happens for 2 seconds. Artix: … did… did you get the joke? Artix: “Bone to pick”… “Necromancer”… Ash and Aria: … Artix: Oh well, anyways. Artix: I once fought Noxus with <Character>. Ash: You could help us bring him down! Artix: That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Bring him down. Artix: But first, a bit of practice may be necessary. Ash: What do you mean, a bit of practice? Artix: Tell me… are you interested in learning the ways of light magic? The screen goes dark. Ash: I was immediately interested in Artix’s offer. Ash: I thought that mastering light magic would help me summon my princess to the world... Ash: And Artix taught me some pretty useful skills. The scene shows Ash doing physical exercise, practicing with a sword with Artix and casting light magic. Ash: Aria wasn’t interested in light magic. She was often alone wandering in the forest, taming beasts of all kinds. Ash: And I think she learnt a lot on her own. Ash: It took me one full year of practice before I was finally able to perform a ritual… Ash: A spell to summon once more my Blade of Destiny. Through it, my princess would be able to help me with her power. Ash: It was by far the most difficult thing I’ve ever done in my life. You load Young Archknight armor (Book 3 Ash skills with young appearance). You load Artix as a guest. The scene shows Ash in the center of a pentacle made of light. Artix is standing outside. They are in a clearing in Doomwood. Ash: Here we go… He raises his sword. The pentacle of light starts shining brighter. Ash’s longsword shines brightly. The forest starts darkening. In flashes of darkness, Darkness Elementals appear all around Ash and Artix. Elemental: No light here… Elemental: Light hurts us… Elemental: Do not bring the luminous one here… Elemental: Light hurts us… Elemental: Light hurts us! Battle! You fight against the Darkness elementals. The scene shows Ash raising his longsword again. The pentacle shines even brighter, then completely disappears. In a flash of light, Ash’s longsword turns into the Blade of Destiny. Ash’s princess appears. Ash: It… it worked! Princess: Indeed it did. Princess: Thanks to your new connection to light, I will now be able to reach through my elemental plane to assist you. Princess: Use my power well to bring justice! The princess disappears. Artix: Wow. So you weren’t kidding, you’re really friend with a princess from the Plane of Light! Artix: And the summoning worked brilliantly! Artix. Brilliantly… get it? “chuckles” You are unloaded from Young Archknight armor. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (5/9/2015 10:17:55)
The New Hero Saga VII. Assault Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Apprentice" Objective: It's time to attack Noxus! You have super light powers and two great allies, so nothing can go wrong... huh? Objective completed: Things definitely went wrong. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (8)Skeleton Warrior (8)Bone Fire (8)Shake Spear (8)Shoulder Blades (1)Noxus NPCs Ash Aria Artix Noxus Dialogue Ash: After one year of training, we were ready to attack Noxus. • Quest! • Back You load Young Archknight armor. The scene shows Ash, Aria and Artix walking in Doomwood. Ash: So, wait. Artix, you can actually smell where undead are? Artix: Smell? No, no! I’m not that nosey! Artix: “chuckles” Artix: … don’t you get it? Nosey? Nose? Smell? Ash and Aria: … Artix: You two are hopeless. Artix: Anyways. I touched the Darkness Orb in my youth. Since then, I can detect undead wherever they are. Artix: I wouldn’t say I smell them. But I just… know where there’s a high density of undead. Ash: And you’re following a trail right now? Artix: Yes. I’m leading us towards a big group of undead. Artix: Hopefully these are Noxus’s forces! Artix: I think you’re both ready to face him. And besides, I’ll be there to help. Artix: Hmm… we’re getting closer. Be ready to fight. You load Artix and Aria as guests. Quest! You are in Doomwood and there are lots of undead on the path. You are led towards a cavern. The scene shows Ash, Artix and Aria arriving at the cavern. Aria: That must be it! Artix: Yes. I sense dark magic in there… Ash: So… we charge? Artix: That, or we flood the cavern with holy wasabi. Aria: … how about we charge. A blast of dark magic from the cavern pushes them back. Noxus appears. Noxus: You again. Noxus: After one full year, I would have thought you would not come back. Noxus: Ooh, look at who we have here. Artix von Krieger himself! Artix: I’m glad you haven’t forgotten me, Noxus. Artix: I hope you haven’t forgotten the feel of my blade, either. Noxus: “chuckles” This time, you lack a Hero by your side. Ash: … I feel offended. Noxus: This time, no mercy. Face me and pay the price! • Battle! You fight against Noxus. He’s undefeatable. The scene shows Noxus blasting Aria and Artix to the ground. Ash tries to hit him, but Noxus raises his hand and Ash is immobilized in a veil of darkness. Noxus: Most amusing. Noxus: I could kill you three right now, but I have a better idea. Noxus: It is time to say goodbye to your little wannabe hero, Artix! Noxus and Ash vanish together. The scene darkens and then changes to Artix and Aria at DragonFang Inn. You unload Young Archknight armor. Aria: I can’t believe he took Ash! Aria: We must go searching for him! Aria: Who knows what this necromancer might do to him? Aria: … Artix? Artix: Oh. Right. I was thinking… Aria: How can you have any other thought than Ash being prisoner of Noxus right now? Artix: I was thinking specifically about that. Artix: <Character> has faced Noxus three times. Artix: They told me that Noxus always tries to draw energy from… unconventional sources. Artix: Why would he take a lightcaster? Artix: I… fear he might try to use Ash to hide himself from me. Artix: I can detect undead, but I cannot detect light. Aria: So… we have to search the whole forest for him?!? Aria: That might take YEARS! Artix: Yes. That’s the problem. Artix: Which is why we need someone, of something, that can detect light. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (5/9/2015 10:54:46)
The New Hero Saga VIII. Darkness Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Assault" Objective: You are trapped in Noxus's domain. All you can do is resist. Objective completed: Never give up. Friends are coming for you. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (6)Noxus's Darkness NPCs Ash Noxus Princess Dialogue Ash: Noxus took me prisoner. I... had a hard time. • Quest! • Back You load Archknight’s Soul armor. The scene shows Ash chained to a wall in a cavern. Noxus stands facing him. Noxus: Ah, yes. There is light in you, child. Noxus: I took the right decision to let you live. You will be a most valuable asset. Ash: I won’t help you! Noxus: Not willingly, indeed. But you are in my domain now. Under my control. Noxus: Your will does not matter at all. He raises his hand. Light energy surges from Ash into his palm, then dissolves. Ash: What did you DO? Noxus: Oh, that? I am using your energy to hide us. Noxus: Artix can detect undead and dark magic, but not light magic. Noxus: Thanks to you, he will never find us! Close-up on his face. Noxus: Now… I might as well tell you what I have in mind for you. Noxus: The light in you is pure and bright, even though you are only a child. Noxus: You are strong for your age, Ash Dragonblade. Noxus: I could use that strength. Noxus: But first, you understand, I have to turn it into something more… appropriate. More dark. Noxus: It will take time but I plan on twisting the light in your soul until it is pure darkness. Noxus: I plan on turning you into a Deathknight. Noxus: You will have infinite power and lead my armies to victory! The scene goes back to Ash and Noxus. Ash: NEVER! Noxus: … actually, that wasn’t an offer. I will turn you into a Deathknight whether you want it or no. Noxus: The only thing you can decide is how slow and painful this will be. Noxus: If you don’t resist, it will be fast and painless. Noxus: If you do… He grins. Noxus: Sweet dreams, Ash. Noxus: I will impatiently wait for your return… as my general! He raises his hand and the screen goes dark. Ash: Where… where am I… Princess: In your soul. In the darkness, the ghostly form of Ash and the Princess appear. Ash: In my… Princess: Ash, you must listen. Princess: Noxus trapped you in your soul. You cannot leave it. Princess: Soon, his dark thoughts will come for us. They want to annihilate the light within you. Princess: You must not let them. You must resist. Princess: Fight them. It will hurt you, but never give up. Princess: You have friends and they are coming for you. Ash: Will you… stay with me? Princess: Yes. Shapeless forms appear in the darkness. Darkness: Aaaaaash Dragonblaaaaade… Darkness: Giiiiive uuuuup… Darkness: Embraaaaaace the daaaaarkness… Darkness: Embraaaaaace your dooooooom… Ash goes in fighting position. Ash: How about no. You load Princess as a guest. Battle! You fight Noxus’s Darkness. The scene shows ghostly Ash striking at the darkness with his Blade of Destiny. Ash: Be off! Darkness: We will neeeeever go awaaaaaay… Darkness: Giiiiive uuuuup… Darkness: Giiiiiive uuuuup… Battle! You fight Noxus’s Darkness. The scene shows Ash fending off a dark form. Another comes for him and the Princess shoots it with a ray of light. Princess: Don’t give up, Ash! Ash: Never. You unload Archknight's Soul armor. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (5/9/2015 13:35:59)
The New Hero Saga IX. Seeking Light Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Darkness" Objective: Follow the walking bush! Objective completed: CHAAARGE! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (6)Skeleton Warrior (4)Zombie (4)Necroslime NPCs Aria Artix Bush Dialogue Ash: While I was fighting the darkness, Aria and Artix devised a... special plan to save me. • Quest! • Back You load Aria armor. Artix loads as a guest. The scene shows Artix and Aria in Doomwood. Artix: Aria, I must ask… are you really, really sure this will work? Aria: Look, have you got any better idea? Artix: … Artix: Okay, maybe not. Artix: Still, I feel so ridiculous now. Aria: Oh, get over it. It’s weird, yes, but if it allows us to find Ash before it’s too late… Artix: Of course. Finding Ash is priority. Artix: … but I still can’t help but wonder if trusting Cysero was a good idea. The camera moves a little. Next to Aria is a Schnozzberry bush with two little legs sniffing the ground. Artix: I mean, when I said “someone, or something, that can detect light”… Artix: I wasn’t thinking of an Elemental-Seeking Schnozzberry bush. Aria: Well, if it works… Bush: *sniff sniff sniff* The bush starts moving and disappears from the screen. Aria: I think it’s picked a trail! We should follow it! Artix: And if we’re lucky, there could even be undead on this trail! Artix: CHAAAARGE! Quest in Doomwood! There are multiple popups that indicate where the schnozzberry bush is heading. There are undead on the path. The scene shows Artix and Aria heading towards a cavern. The schnozzberry bush is there, motionless. Aria: That must be it! Artix: Excellent! More undead! This bush really has a nose for trouble, heh? Artix: CHAAAARGE! You unload Aria armor. • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (5/9/2015 15:41:15)
The New Hero Saga X. The Archknight Location: Falconreach -> Ash Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Seeking Light" Objective: You must end the threat Noxus poses once and for all! Objective completed: Ash is a worthy defender of his home, but he isn't you. The fate of Falconreach may rest upon his shoulders, but the fate of Lore rests upon yours. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (6)Skeleton Warrior (1)Noxus NPCs Aria Artix Noxus Ash Princess Dialogue Ash: Aria and Artix succeeded in finding me, now all they had to do was defeat Noxus! • Quest! • Back You load Aria armor. Artix loads as a guest. The scene shows Artix and Aria running into the cavern knocking out undead. Artix: NOXUS! WHERE ARE YOU? In a flash of darkness, Noxus appears. Noxus: You? What are… how are you here? Noxus: You should not be there! I will not let you interfere! Noxus: Minions! Eliminate them! He raises his hand and undead erupt from the ground. Battle! You fight against the undead. The scene shows Noxus facing Ash and Aria. Noxus: I have to take care of everything, do I? Aria: Where is Ash? Noxus: In the process of becoming the general of my dark army. Noxus: And you two will soon be his minions! • Battle! You fight against Noxus. He is beatable. The scene shows Artix smacking Noxus with his sword. A scorching mark appears on Noxus’s clothes. Noxus: What?! How can you hurt me? Artix: Haha! No villain can withstand the power of a longsword of justice covered in Holy Wasabi! Aria: … you put wasabi on your sword? Artix: Yes! Noxus: It burns! You load Young Archknight armor. The scene goes dark, then shows Ash and the Princess fighting Noxus’s Darkness. Ash: I… stop it… go away… Princess: Ash! Do not give up! Ash: I’m… tired… Darkness: Tiiiiiiiired… Darkness: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiired… Darkness: Embraaaaace us… Darkness: Tiiiiiired… Darkness: Do nooot resiiiiist… A flash of light appears from nowhere and the darkness dissolves. Close-up on ghostly Ash’s face. Ash: Wha… The scene changes to a close-up of Ash’s face in the cavern. He opens his eyes and gasps. Ash: I… Ash: … Ash: I’m awake… The camera shows the entire scene. Noxus is there fighting Aria and Artix. Ash: Aria… Artix… Ash: NOXUS! Noxus turns around. Noxus: My… my spell broke! Artix: Amazing what some drops of holy wasabi on a sword can do, heh? Noxus: No! I will take on all of you at once! • Battle! • Extreme Battle! You load Aria and Artix as guests. Fight against Noxus! He is beatable. The scene shows Ash striking down Noxus with the Blade of Destiny. Noxus: Nooo… He vanishes in a cloud of darkness. Artix: Awesome! Noxus is defeated! Ash: Is he… dead? Artix: I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. Artix: The important thing is that he’s defeated at last! (for the fourth time…) Aria: How are you, Ash? What did he do to you? Ash: Oh, that… I’m not harmed. Ash: I had some bad dreams though, but nothing serious. The scene darkens. You are unloaded from Young Archknight armor. The scene shows the Hero and Book 3 Ash sitting at a table in the Inn. Ash: And this is how together, we defeated Noxus. <Character>: That’s… quite a story. Ash: Isn’t it? Ash: I stayed a bit longer with Artix, to learn more. Ash: But I wasn’t appealed by the Paladin way. I always wanted to protect my home, Falconreach. Ash: And so I came back to Falconreach. Thanks to my new light abilities, my Princess never left me. Ash: I protected this town with the Guardians ever since I came back. Ash: It was good being the hero during these few years, but I’m happy you’re there. Ash: I couldn’t stop the rise of the Rose, nor could I protect the magical species around Lore. Ash: There are some things only you can do, after all. • Complete Quest End of saga![:D]

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (8/2/2015 19:59:02)
What a WonDERPful World Saga I. An Unexpected Memeting Location: Book 3 Amityvale -> Verlyrus Level/Quest/Items required: None Objective: This is weird. Objective completed: Villain-slaying? That's something you can do. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (3)Derpvil (3)Derp spitter (2)Derpest Fury (4)Derpillaphant NPCs Verlyrus Derp Derpina Cronix Dracelix True Mortal Tomix Ragsrun Dialogue Verlyrus: Meow! • Quest! • Back The scene shows the Hero's face. You: For the last time, Verlyrus... You: "Meow" is not an accepted word in the dictionary. The camera zooms out and reveals the Hero sitting at one side of a wooden table and Verlyrus in his box, facing him. There is a board between them. Verlyrus: Meow? You: No. Verlyrus: ... You: ... You: Hey... You: Don't you do the sparkling eyes technique again... Verlyrus: ... You: Alright, alright! I'll accept it! But just this time. Verlyrus: Meow! The scene moves to a view of the board between them: it's a Scrabble board. Half of the words are "meow". You: Why in Lore did I accept to play a game of Scrabble with Verlyrus... Verlyrus: Meow. You: Hmm... so now it's my turn... The scene moves to a view of the Hero's letters: ZDERPXK. You: Well... What word can I make? Verlyrus: Hiss! Purr. The camera zooms out to show the whole scene again. You: ... I don't even know if I can make one. You: Hmm... the only word I see is "derp". And that's not even a...... The scene around the Hero disappears in a swirling vortex of color. You: What the...? The Hero reappears in a colored, cartoony world. You: ... Where am I...? Quest in this strange world! All the monsters are cartoony and have derp faces. You eventually find a cartoony version of Swordhaven. You enter and reach completion point... (no tag): Welcome, <Character>! The scene switches to a stickfigure couple with derp faces. EASTER EGG! If you click on the girl's hair, the NPCs of Tomix, Cronix, Dracelix and True Mortal appear. You: Alright... Stickfigures, really? Don't tell me nobody had time to draw these a proper body? All: ... Tomix: I was sick... Dracelix: Busy with 3D art... Cronix: Busy with time-traveling... True Mortal: Real life takes way too much time... Ragsrun (out of screen): Busy doing Viking hair! You: Okay, alright. Just get me back to the quest. You return to the quest. Derpina: Welcome to the town of DerpHaven in the kingdom of Derpguard! I am Derpina and here is my companion, Derp. Derp: Your arrival has long been foretold here. You: How... Derp: By saying the ancestral, secret password to our world, you switched dimensions and came here in these times of need! You: Just by saying "derp", I switched dimensions? So what do I need to say to get back to Lore? Derpina: It's... more complicated than that. You: Figures. Derpina: We are the M.E.M.E.S., short for "Mega Electrical Mad Enjoyment Scientists". Derp: Our task in this world is to promote enjoyment by making people laugh! Derp: We put ourselves in all sorts of situations to put a smile in the face of everyone in Derpguard! Derpina: Recently, we devised a machine that will allow us to create even more M.E.M.E.S. Derpina: The MemeGenerator! You: That's great, but... how do I get back to Lore? Derp: Patience! We're getting to it. Derpina: However, there are three villains in Derpguard who want to see our MemeGenerator foiled! Derp: They stole precious mechanical parts of our project! Derpina: We need a Hero to defeat them and take our pieces back! You: I... guess that's me. Derpina: It is indeed! And here's the good part: if a Hero who comes in Derpguard accomplishes three good actions, he gets one wish granted! You: So if I help you with these three villains, I can go back to Lore and win my game of Scrabble? Derp: Right! You: Great! Now where do we start? • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (8/2/2015 20:02:59)
What a WonDERPful World Saga II. Derpstroying Villains Location: Book 3 Amityvale -> Verlyrus Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "An Unexpected Memeting" Objective: Derp and Derpina have led you to the hideout of their enemies, the villains Bromir and Yuno. For the sake of your game of Scrabble, you must defeat them! Objective completed: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Whoops. Wrong universe. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (5)Stone Derpemental (3)Derp Beetle (4)Spiderp (1)Yuno (1)Bromir NPCs Derp Derpina Yuno Bromir ??? Dialogue Verlyrus: Meow? • Quest! • Back The scene shows Derp, Derpina and the Hero near a cavern. You: So... who's in there? Derpina: The first two villains! Derp: They are named Yuno and Bromir. Derp: They are natural pessimists! Yuno is always angry about something. Derp: His face is frozen in his anger, and his sentences usually only begin by "Y u no". Derpina: Bromir used to be a very successful actor in our town theatre... Derpina: However, the producers only allowed him to play the characters that die! Derpina: After being brought back from the death by our resident necroderper several dozens of times, he grew angry. Derpina: Now, he and Yuno are feared villains! You: Alright. You can go back to town, and I'll be back with your machine parts before you know it. Quest in the cavern! You find multiple cartoony stone elementals, dirt beetles and spiders with derp faces. When going in a sideway, you discover a room in the cavern with a stickfigure in it. The stickfigure has the "fuuuuuuuu" face. You: Hello? ???: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- You: What's your name? ???: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- You: ... ???: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- You: I'm just... going to leave you alone. Once you reach completion point... the scene shows the Hero running into a room in the cavern. Bromir and Yuno stand facing him. You: Are you two Bromir and Yuno? Yuno: Y u no say hi? Bromir: One does not just walk into our hideout like that! You: I'll... assume you are. You: Listen, I've come on the behalf of Derp and Derpina. They want their machine pieces back. Bromir: One does not just give them back! Yuno: Y u no flee before we destroy you? You: ... alright, looks like a little persuasion is in order. Defeat Bromir and Yuno! The scene shows Bromir and Yuno kneeling. You: Where are the machine parts? I don't have time to waste. Yuno: Y u no look for them in the room behind us... You: That's more cooperative! Thanks. Bromir: One does not just... Three arrows shot from out of the screen land in his body. You: ... Yuno: ... You: Can my day get weirder? • Complete Quest

Azan -> RE: (DF) Azan's Quests and Sagas (8/2/2015 20:31:24)
What a WonDERPful World Saga III. Derpnapped! Location: Book 3 Amityvale -> Verlyrus Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of "Derpstroying Villains" Objective: Derp and Derpina have been kidnapped by the ultimate troll, Lord Umadbro! Save them! Objective completed: Trololol! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (2)Derpvil (3)Derp spitter (2)Derpest Fury (3)Derpillaphant (1)Guard (5)WATer Elemental (4)WATer Puddle (6)1000-wat Energy Elemental (1)Derpen Nix (1)Lord Umadbro NPCs Derp Derpina True Story Guard Derpen Nix Lord Umadbro Likeaboss Verlyrus Dialogue Verlyrus: Meow. • Quest! • Back The scene shows the Hero arriving in the town square of DerpHaven. Instead of Derp and Derpina, there is a version of True Mortal in a tuxedo with a cup in his hand. ???: And I think to myself... what a wonderpful world... You: Hello? True Mortal? ???: Oh! You distracted me in my singing. You: True Mortal, is that you? Where are Derp and Derpina? True Story: My name is True Story. I'm True Mortal's distant cousin. You: Figures... True Story: Derp and Derpina were kidnapped by their foe, the ultimate troll... True Story: Lord Umadbro! You: What? True Story: True story. You: Where did they go? True Story: To Castle Trololol, north of here! You: Thanks! I must go save them! Quest in the forest! You find multiple monsters with derp faces. As you advance north, there are multiple traps on the path that, when stepped on, reduce your HP and activate a popup: "Trololol! U mad bro?" You reach completion point when you see a castle in the horizon. The scene shows the Hero looking at the castle. You: This must be Castle Trololol... You: Maybe I'll need a disguise to enter... You: ... You: Or maybe I can just charge blindly in there... You: Yep. Second option is more familiar. The scene fades and is replaced by the Hero running towards the entrance of the castle. A figure is standing by the gate. Guard: Wat are you doing here? Close-up on the guard's face. The guard has the "wat" face. Guard: Wat? You're not answering? Zoom out to show the whole scene. You: Hmm... I'm <Character>, hero of Lore. You: This is Castle Trololol, isn't it? Guard: nods You: Is Lord Umadbro here? I need to see him. Guard: For wat? You: To smack him around. He kidnapped my allies. Guard: Then I shall squwat you like a fly! Defeat the guard! After you do, quest in Castle Trololol. There are multiple troll treasure chests that will explode and activate the popup "Trololol! U mad bro?" There are multiple monsters: WATer Elemental, 1000-wat Energy Elemental, WATer Puddle. All of them have the "wat" face. When you reach completion point, the scene shows the Hero arriving in a room of the castle. There is a penguin with the "wat" face and a tophat standing guard next to a door. You: So this door must lead to Lord Umadbro... You: Hmm... hello there, penguin? You (thinking): This looks like the derp version of The Nix... Derpen Nix: Wat wat wat wat wat! You: ... yep. Derpen Nix: WAT WAT WAT! Defeat Derpen Nix. The scene shows the Hero arriving into another room. Derp and Derpina are there in a cage. Lord Umadbro stands facing you. Lord Umadbro: Haha! Here comes the hero! Lord Umadbro: I own the last piece of the MemeGenerator... and you will not take it from me! You: You're such a troll. Lord Umadbro: U mad bro? You: Oh yes. Defeat Lord Umadbro! The scene shows Lord Umadbro. Lord Umadbro: No! I will not be derpfeated! You: Oh yes, you will. Lord Umadbro: Trololol! You think you've won? This is not even my fiiiiiiiinal form! Lord Umadbro: I shall become the Ultimate Titan! He starts to shine. You: Challenge accepted. You (thinking): Oh wait... <Dragon> is not with me... You (thinking): This is the moment when, in Lore, a big red button "Let a DragonLord Handle It!" appears... Lord Umadbro: Hahahahahahah! When in Titan form, I will squish you like... A big red button "Let a DerpLord Handle It!" appears for you to click! You (thinking): ... close enough. A stickfigure enters the scene and jumps towards Lord Umadbro. ???: LIKEABOOOOOOOOOOSS PUNCH! The stickfigure punches Lord Umadbro. The screen shakes and there's an explosion around the two. Lord Umadbro: NOOOOOOOOOO! He explodes and dissipates. The stickfigure lands. Close-up on his face: he has the "Like a boss" face. Likeaboss: Like a boss. He jumps out of the screen. You (thinking): ... I'm... not going to ask about what just happened. The lock on Derp and Derpina's cage is broken. Derp: You saved us! Derpina: And this is your third good action in Derpguard! Thanks to you, we can retrieve the last piece of the MemeGenerator! Derp: You have our gratitude, <Character>. Thanks to you, the M.E.M.E.S. will spread even further! Derpina: Who knows... in a few centuries, they may even appear in your world! You (thinking): Yeah... right. Like that will happen. Derp: Now, all you have to do is make the wish to get back to your own dimension and it will be granted! You: Alright. Have fun with your machine. The scene disappears in another swirl of color, then the Hero lands on their chair facing Verlyrus. You: Wow, it worked! Verlyrus: Meow! You: You will not believe what I just went through! Here, let me tell you... Close-up on Verlyrus's face. He slowly smiles into the trollface... • Complete Quest End of saga![:D] Reward from this quest: The TrollBlade As you watch this blade you feel its godlike power vibrating. This is certainly the most powerful artifact on Lore... too bad you'll never be able to handle it. U mad bro? (No DA Required) Price: N/A Sellback: 0 Gold Level: 101 Damage: 1000-1000 Element: Troll Bonuses: STR +250, INT +250, DEX +250, END +500, CHA +250, WIS +500, LUK +800, Crit +200, Bonus +200, All Resist +500 Rarity: 9001 Item Type: Sword Attack Type: Melee Category: Weapon Equip Spot: Weapon Appearance: Standard Longsword

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