elite dark slayer -> RE: =AQW= "An Open Letter To...Baron Luca" (10/13/2014 22:11:00)
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My dearest and most favoured Baron, When you ascend the throne, which I am sure you will, please end me a gift package containing that mutt Gravefang's head, and maybe a little snack. As a token of goodwill, I am enclosing a box of girl guide blood cookies and the pie with its mouth and eyes stitched shut, with several of the most powerful runes of binding I could procure from my lord Nulgath carved into its surface using the nightmare blade of the necromancer and leader of the dead, Necrosis Dezgardo. I'm sure you know which Pie I'm talking about. Cysero, I will deal with myself. Maybe I'll send you a part of his soul, or a piece of his undying consciousness to torment for eternity. Until next time.... my lord. "Juthix, keeper of the fiends of undeath"
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