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whackybeanz -> RE: Harvest Festival 2013 (1/20/2015 8:53:07)
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Rising BURP Kingdom!
«A Samurat enters the scene.»
Slim Jim McFarmer: Not you guys again!
Samurat: That's right, we're back! And this time, we need more food than ever!
Slim Jim McFarmer: No! Battleon needs this food!
«Other Samurats enter the scene.»
Samurat: And Shogun Akunezu needs it more.
«The scene fades to black. Over at Lolosia...»
Sailor Boon: So wait, you seriously asked for a day off?
«You»: Yep! Adventuring gets tiresome. Even heroes need a break once in a while, right?
Sailor Boon: And all the villains just... agreed to it?
«You»: Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are. But after they got my memo, they were all really nice about it.
«You»: A few of them told me that it was for the best, anyways, since they needed some time to work on their evil schemes.
Sailor Boon: Well.... if it's okay with them, then sure. You've come to the right place my friend, grab a hammock and....
«Warlic enters the scene.»
Warlic: Sorry to bother you on your day off, «You», but it seems that Shogun Akunezu is back.
«You»: What?! I thought all of the villains agreed to take a break today? That's the whole reason I took this day off in the first place!
Warlic: It seems that Akunezu didn't get the memo. He's stealing more food than ever before, and the farmers say he's building something out in the fields of Battleonia.
Warlic: So I went to investigate for myself.
«You»: And?
Warlic: ....you probably won't believe me if I tell you, so I'd better just show you.
«Back at Battleonia, a huge tower made of harvested crops and roots stands in the fields.»
«You»: ....you're right, I would never have believed you.
Warlic: Akunezu himself is inside, but the castle is likely guarded by a lot of his minions.
«You»: So much for my day off. *sigh* Alright, I'll deal with this.
Battle with Warlic's help
Battle by yourself
«Regardless of choice»4 BATTLES
Full Heal after battles #2, #4 «You»: That takes care of the guards outside... now, let's go inside and find Akunezu!4 BATTLES
Full Heal after battles #2, #4 Shogun Akunezu: Ah, «You», here at last!
«You»: What are you doing, causing trouble on my day off? You know how hard it is to earn a day off on my adventurer wages?
«You»: This job doesn't exactly offer a lot of benefits, either! I don't get sick leave or anything. So when I ask for a day off, I expect people to respect it!
Shogun Akunezu: But... don't you want to know about my nefarious plan?
«You»: NO! I want you to stop trying to rob the yearly harvest!
Shogun Akunezu: *sniffle*
«You»: *sigh* Fine, let's have it. But make it quick, I'd like to get back to my hammock.
Shogun Akunezu: Bwahaha! Very well then, I'll tell you. It's a long and tragic tale....
«You»: Not too long, I hope. I think I hear that hammock calling out to me.
«The scene fades to black and a flashback of the tale begins. In the scene is a caged rat.»
Shogun Akunezu: You see, I was once a test subject in a Drakel lab. I was subjected to terrible experiments. I endured much pain, not even a wheel to run on.
Shogun Akunezu: That is, until he came along....
«The SeekRat enters the scene and breaks the cage open.»
Shogun Akunezu: With his advanced intelligence and ability to reach tall places, the SeekRat broke the cage open and freed me.
«The SeekRat places a monocle on Akunezu.»
Shogun Akunezu: Then he gave me one of his magical monocles, and I, too, became intelligent and able to think for myself.
Shogun Akunezu: But he and I did not have the same goals, and so I left his side.
«The scene fades to black and fast forwards several years, where Akunezu has grown. He is seen smithing something with his hammer and anvil.»
Shogun Akunezu: I saw how the other races looked down on the BURPs, and treated us like rats.
«You»: You ARE rats.
Shogun Akunezu: SEE?!? That's exactly what I'm talking about! I could no longer take the blind ratcism.
Shogun Akunezu: Anyways, I began work on a suit of armor to strengthen myself. I also vowed revenged on the humans, and....
«You»: Why?
Shogun Akunezu: Er, what?
«You»: Didn't you say you were trapped in a Drakel lab? So then why do you want revenge on humans?
Shogun Akunezu: ...w-well, because humans are....
«You»: On second though, scratch that question. I'm afraid it'll make this story even longer. Can we just fast-forward to the part where I save the day?
Shogun Akunezu: NO!
«Fast forward a few more years, Samurats are scene confronting BURPs.»
Shogun Akunezu: And so, I attempted to steal from Battleon's food supply.
Shogun Akunezu: My plan was to treat the food with special chemicals I had created that would gift all of the BURPs who ate it with the same intelligence that the SeekRat once gifted me!
Shogun Akunezu: But you stopped me, and so I was forced to wait until the right moment.
Shogun Akunezu: And then, today, you announced that you were taking a day off. I knew it was the perfect time to begin my plan!
«You»: So you're admitting that you violated the agreement to give me a day off?
«You»: I hope you've got a good lawyer.
Shogun Akunezu: ENOUGH!
«Back to present day...»
Shogun Akunezu: I've perfected the chemical and I have this castle to help me grow all the food I need. You cannot stop me now!
«You»: So are we finally at the part where I beat you up?
Shogun Akunezu: It is you who shall be... beaten up!1 BATTLE: Shogun Akunezu
Full Heal «Shogun Akunezu lies on the ground, defeated.»
«You»: Finally! Time to get back to Lolosia, crack open a Moglinberry Juice, and....
«Warlic enters the scene.»
Warlic: «You»! Surely you didn't plan on leaving me to clean up this entire mess.
«You»: ....
«You disappear from the scene.»
Warlic: Hmph, well that answers my question...
Return of the Samurats!
Weapons
Choking Vineblade [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135]
Choking Vineblade G [L. 28 G, 145 G]
Choking Vineblade Z [L. 95 Z]
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