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Peachii -> The Studio (5/21/2015 1:18:49)
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The Studio
Location: Parma John (Location) --> The Station
Objective: You did it! The song is off the air! What exactly was Evil Jim up to though?
Requirements: None
Release Date: ?
Enemies:
None
NPCs:
Beard Pirate
Evil Jim
Maegwyn
Panel
Wolfman Jack
Dialogue:
<You>: Alright, I found out where the station is. It's in Soluna North.
Beard Pirate: That be excellent news! Now, how do we get thar, <You>?
<You>: I'm not sure which way would be the fastest. Let's check with Maegwyn, she should know.
<You>: Maegwyn? Do you know the best way to get to Soluna North?
Maegwyn: Ah, yes I do. If you head just past the Star Captain Club, take that road about a kilometer north, and...
Maegwyn: ...then you hang a left and you should be there. Too bad the shuttles aren't running this late.
<You>: No kidding.
<You>: Alright, now that that's figured out. Did you figure out what we need to do to stop the beards?
Beard Pirate: Yar. I was listening to it while ye were out and about.
Beard Pirate: It's bein' played backwards and has a foul hidden sound that ye almost can't make out.
<You>: So I guess there's no "playing the song backwards to solve the mystery" this time.
Beard Pirate: Nay, we need to broadcast it forwards with the evil undertone played backwards.
Beard Pirate: We'll need to sneak into the station and do some fiddling to the song. Ye up for it?
<You>: If it stops this whole mess and saves the universe from a tangle, I sure am!
Off we go!
A long hike through the town later...
<You>: Alright, we're here.
Beard Pirate: This be one fancy building.
Beard Pirate: Lets get in thar and find out where the recordin' be.
<You>: We'll need to be careful. It doesn't look like Burnsides came back but the other two are here.
Walk into the building
<You>: I can hear them in the next room.
Wolfman Jack: Aroooo! That's going to do it for tonight, all you cool customers out there.
Wolfman Jack: We're still going to keep blasting out that craaaazy new hit, Llikervo -- don't worry!
Wolfman Jack: This is DJ Wolfman Jack signing off! Stay classy, Soluna!
Recording: Bzzzzzz!
Recording: Riiiiiiinnnnnggg!
Recording: Eighty nine poooiiiintttt seveeeen!
Recording: GJNK Your daily music hotspot!
Recording: *cowbell ringing noise*
Wolfman Jack: Alright boys, we're done for the night. Let's grab a snack and get out of here!
<You>: So, let's see here.
<You>: Gonna have to figure this whole panel deal out.
Beard Pirate: No rush <You>. We've just got the whole universe to save.
<You>: Your pep talks need work.
Beard Pirate: Yar, that they do. I be used to a more rugged crew.
<You>: Ok, I think this will let me adjust the current song.
Panel: Warning. Directed action not recommended due to unknown subharmonic.
<You>: Can everything in this city talk at one point or another?
Beard Pirate: This be why I go low tech. Me beard don't give me warnins.
<You>: Alright. I'm going to copy the file...
<You>: Panel?
Panel: Beep?
<You>: Would you be able to auto edit this whole clip to play backwards?
Panel: Processing... please wait... processing... please wait...
<You>: Must be an Abode product. Those always seem to take forever to process.
Beard Pirate: Ye lost me.
<You>: Abode? It's a program that lets you create all kinds of anima- ...you know what? It's not important.
Panel: Processing... please wait... processing... please wait...
<You>: *sigh* Hopefully it doesn't crash and we have to start over...
3 crashes, 7 freezes, and 2 complete restarts later...
Panel: Processing... please wait... processing... requested process complete.
<You>: FINALLY!
Beard Pirate: *snorts* Wha? Who's there?
<You>: Were you sleeping? With your eyes open?
Beard Pirate: A good pirate be gettin' rest anywheres he can.
<You>: The panel finally finished. *grumbles* We can broadcast the new song now.
Beard Pirate: Yar! Now that be good news.
<You>: I'm going to delete the old song, set the new song to broadcast twice and then auto delete.
<You>: Think you can handle that without crashing this time, Panel?
Panel:
<You>: That's what I thought.
<You>: Let's take a quick look around to make sure there's no disks of this song anywhere.
Beard Pirate: Sounds like a plan, <You>.
After another long trek back to the Diner...
<You>: Maegwyn! You don't have a beard! It worked!
Maegwyn: My face is much less itchy now.
Beard Pirate: Haha! We did it, <You>!
<You>: It was all thanks to you. What are you going to do now?
Beard Pirate: I'm going to return to my ship, the Old Dutchman, and see where the solar winds take me!
Beard Pirate: It were an honor helpin ye, <You>. If ye ever need anything again I'll always be a holo-transmission away.
<You>: I'll remember. You certainly were one of the most..rugged... people to help me out but I couldn't have done it without you!
Beard Pirate: Yar, see ya around, <You>.
<You>: I have no idea how he just disappears like that.
<You>: I am going to miss him. He was something else.
Maegwyn: A cut above the rest?
<You>: Hah! Yes. He really shaved the day...
Complete!
Evil Jim: Bah. I never should have trusted those four with something like this.
Evil Jim: You may have stopped me again, <You>, but I will make my comeback.
Evil Jim: What I've got planned will do it too. It's going to melt more faces than ever!
Evil Jim: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Dun Dun Dun!
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