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DarkLore -> Death returns! MINI DEATH?! (12/17/2016 15:58:13)
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Long ago when Drakath was still trying to rule the world before his mother tricked him, The Hero, WingBane found out he was the Eternal Dragon of Time.
Sadly Drakath succeeded in slaying him. WingBane fought his way to Death himself. Nulgath the Archfiend proposed a contract to kill Death.
WingBane accepted. Having become a hybrid of dragon and Death, WingBane eventually drove Drakath off after his mother took over. But is Death really gone? Can you actually kill him?
WingBane was relaxing on one of his "very limited" days off. Suddenly, a puff of dark smoke filled the air! *Cough* "What is this? Who's there? I have a weapon! Okay, I have a sandwich... BUT I'LL USE IT!" The smoke cleared. WingBane was shocked at who he saw before him. "DEATH?! it can't be!" WingBane comically peered down at a now very small Death. "Yes! I'm back! Wait... Why are you so gigantic?!" Death examined himself and great fear flooded his eye-sockets. WingBane was struggling... not to laugh! "PFFFT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny! I need to stop! I might..." Death glared at WingBane and said sternly, "Don't you dare..." WingBane snickered and belted out "DIE LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Tears flooded WingBane's eyes as he started flailing around punching the ground laughing. Death's eye sockets began to glow with anger and malice. "SHUT UP!!! This is not funny WingBane! Look at me! I'm a shrimp! How dare you laugh at my expense over this!" Death yelled out but started sobbing. WingBane started to feel bad now. "Oh. I'm sorry Death. You just took me by surprise and all. Don't cry." Death wiped his cheekbones and gathered his composure. "CRY?! ME?! HA! I don't even have tear-ducts! But... Thank you for apologizing..." WingBane decided to change the subject. "Hey! How are you even here anyway?! I killed you and became Death!" WingBane exclaimed with shock and confusion. Death looked at WingBane and shook his head. "FOOL! I am Death! You didn't really think a stupid piece of signed paper could "fully" kill me, did you?!" WingBane thought for a moment... "I guess that makes sense... But why'd you come back so tiny?"
Death stood up straight with his scythe and began to enlighten the Hero of Lore. "Lets try and keep this simple alright? No matter what a silly contract says or does, I am the natural order of things. Even if you took my position by killing me, a piece of me survived. Let's just say I "Cheated Death"? PFFFT! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" WingBane face-palmed at the horrid pun "UGH! I guess I deserved that!" Death smiled evilly and said "YEP! That will teach you to "laugh at the face of Death"! HA! Who says I'm not funny? I really know how to knock 'em "dead"! But I DIEgress!" WingBane was banging his head on a tree shouting "No...*BAM* MORE...*BAM* PUNS!!!
"Okay, You've learned your lesson. HEHE... You see, even when killed I always have a fail-safe. In this case a small portion of my soul barely survived the ordeal and I had to heal. Not enough of my soul was left, so that explains why I'm so puny now..." WingBane thought for a bit on this matter. "Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you come along with me? I mean what can you really do now?" Death pondered this proposition given to him for a bit. "Okay, I guess you're right. If I just stayed here some beast could chew me up and bury me. Besides, in a way, you're the new Death! No matter what!" WingBane picked up Death and stashed him in his backpack. Death peered before his titled name in his inventory slot. His jaw dropped... LITERALLY! "MINI DEATH?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" THE END!
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