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Lorekeeper -> =AQ= Answer Loco! (2/6/2026 14:22:26)
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Answer Loco!
Wait, what?
Salutations, Guardians and Adventurers! Even as we prepare events of world-changing intensity for your story enjoyment, we have a new surprise for you! Not content to let us handle some disturbances to the schedule-rubberducky continuum unaided, the prince of thieves himself has decided to generously volunteer his time and run a quest for us, if we only handle the logistical side of things. Do not worry, we are not being threatened by the prank god and this is a completely willing arrangement, but we do need the help of our players!
How does this work? Everyone is free to participate! Loco has been watching the world for a long time, and he has a lot of questions. Players can submit answers to his questions as replies to this thread!
Like what, I hear you ask? Okay, that's a completely reasonable question, and I'd like to help, but there's just one small complication. Currently, we don't know what the questions are. Only Loco does, and he's already preparing his show, so we need to collect your submissions!
However, Loco assures us that you all already have the answers, and we will not have our sweat glands turned into garlic as long as we collect them by the 20th of February. As such, this thread will be open to posts until then! So please post your answer to one of Loco's questions as a reply to this thread, and we'll be filled in on the question when Answer Loco releases!
Good answers are succinct, no more than a few sentences, and appropriate for the game. After your answer, be sure to include a monster you would like the Q&A to feature. Submit only one post, and look forward to the quest to see if Loco selects it!
The Rules:
Post a funny answer to an unknown question from Loco. If selected, your answer will be read out by Loco in-game in the upcoming April Fools quest.
Don't include a question, or write an answer that's so specific that there can only be one question! Loco will fill the question in, and discuss your insights, in the April Fools quest.
Only post your answer to Loco's question. One answer per player!
After your answer, be sure to include an existing monster you'd like to fight when you get the question!
NO bosses, Void monsters, shop enemies, or encounters that aren't fights! We don't trust Loco with Blade of Awe pieces.
Try for a unique post. Don't repost answers or pick the same monster as someone else.
This thread will close on the 20th of February, so get your answers ready before then! When April Fools releases, the three answers we found funniest will each be rewarded with a prize of 4,000 Artix Points!
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