geopetal -> Mu-Glen's Call For Help (6/17/2006 18:40:04)
Mu-Glen's Call For Help
Thanks to mogster.
Location: Travel Map » Zorbak's Hideout » Mu-Glen's Call for Help!
Mu Glen: It's about time you got here. They told me they'd send someone as soon as possible, not two hours after I request it.
Mu Glen: Lucky for you, I'm a rich moglin in need of assistance, and if you help me, I will pay you well.
Mu Glen: Are you paying attention to me? I don't have the time to watch you drift into la-la land.
Mu Glen: Weren't you taught proper manners as a child? When speaking to a lady, try looking at who you're talking to! Must I teach you these simple things?
Mu Glen: Look at that. In one ear, and out the other. Do you have any idea who I am at all? I'm an heiress for an entertainment company in Flore Eida!
Mu Glen: Are you an imbecile? Why did they send YOU to help ME? I doubt you are up to the task I was to present you with...
Mu Glen: My patience is running thin with you. PAY ATTENTION! Ladies should not have to raise their voices!
You: Alright... I guess I better chase after Mu Glen and... whatever that blue thing was...
You: The tracks lead into these dark and conveniently spooky woods... I don't know if I can find Mu Glen in this darkness...
You: Why is it that whenever I go into some spooky woods, mean creatures pop up? Can't I meet deer or something? Oh well... the tracks lead this way.
You: Oh. Great. Now there's a nice, spooky cave to walk into! I'm sure it will have some evil dwarves or a dragon or something... or maybe... worse... (Eeek)
You: Hello? Anyone home? This is starting to seem like a wild goose chase...
Mu Glen: Have you ever heard of knocking? I can't redecorate with pounding at the front door...
You: Wait, I thought you were kidnapped...not making an interior designer house call.
Zorbak: Hey, Back up off my woman!
You: Wait, so YOU kidnapped Mu Glen? Why? For a ransom?
Mu Glen: No! Of course not, Zorbie would never do that! He's so sweet, and kind hearted...
You: Oh....all right. I understand what's going on now. But I came all this way ...for nothing?
Mu Glen: Zorbie just wanted to whisk me off to a weekend getaway in this nice new dungeon he found for me.
Mu Glen: oooh, my little ebil hunk! Ahem, now where was I? Oh yes....I need your help to exterminate some pests from this otherwise perfect place.
Mu Glen: Do you think you can do it?
Yes, I can!
No, I can't
Zorbak: Hrmf. Are you sure?? I really think you would do a good job. Besides, I tried and the job was a little toooooo messy for me.
Mu Glen: How wonderful! You actually exterminated that terrible pest!
Zorbak: Hrmf.... Yes, how wonderful.
Mu Glen: For your efforts, here is a large reward!!
Mu Glen: You're welcome! I bid you farewell and safe journey.
Zorbak: I bid you.... buh-bye.
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