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turkeylurkey -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/19/2007 17:05:37)

MY...NAME...IS...NOT...CHICKENPICKEN!!!!!!!!!
Kids... They can be so cruel. You know they keep insulting my face by calling it avy or whatever.


oh whoops this isnt the "caps" sticky.
That's what happen if you forgot your glasses.


my...name...is...not...chickenpicken!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I'm sorry I hand over the wrong name tag. Here's yours. Now, where can the real Mr. Picken be...


why does this place need a mod?its like modding the news and updates place!theers not much modding to do here.
This is yet another conundrum I should ponder before I sleep.


oh well,another guy to call me chickenpicken.
*patpats chickenpicken* Err.. I mean turkeylurkey.


see ya arap xod!
*Waves to nekcipenkcihc*.




Dark Paladin -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/19/2007 22:37:55)

Greetings Dox Para
Hello Dark Paladin.


Did you AK other forums also? i recall you hanging arround the DFGGD area as well.
I'm a very new AK. I used to hang in AQ GGD, where I've seen you too.


Do you AK any other forums?
Only NH, and Paxia occasionally.


Its nice to see that there is a lot of recruiting going on for AKs. I swear i have seen maybe like 10-13 or more new AKs on the forums the past couple of months
If it makes for a better forums for the forumites, I'm for it.


I do need to ask this question, where did you get your name from? Its interesting
Thanks, I find yours and your title interesting too. It's from Paradox, a theme for naming my RPG chars.


Well i gotta go.
I'll see you around.


Goodbye and Good luck. =)
Thanks. Hmm.. all straight answers, my personal MtAK first :)




chaos oracle -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/19/2007 22:59:26)

Hello Dox.
Hi chaos.


Just a few questions, and comments (nothing too difficult for you to handle).
Bring it.


1.) So 130 levels in five months, how did it feel?
It was 6.33 month. It felt great. I knew my life meant something :P.


2.) Do you like locking posts with titles such as: Attn Dox Help!!!! ?
I prefer to edit the title and the question into spam and frame the poster for a perma-ban.


3.) On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being hardly any, 10 being nearly all), how many people would recognize me if I posted in Newbie Help board.
I dunno... How many hate PM you get a week? The formula is (Hate PM/week*Pi)/Mu + 0.364*(Thank you and kissing up PM ever)


4.) I like your shackles.
Best ever right, no keyhole... :O


5.) Alac, greatest boss ever, or greatest boss EVER!!! ?
Hey! *I* am the behind kisser 'round here. Go do something else :P .


6.) Did you make all of those shiny AQ weapon avys? If so, there cool.
Thank you :).


7.) Are you in any AE forum clans. If not, would you like to be?.
I'm not. Politics aint my forte.


8.) Dox Para...Para Dox (Hah the latter just doesn't work =P ).
Lol, true. Same goes for oracle chaos. Crud, that actually sounds cool :D .


~Later Dox
I'm not going anywhere.Ya know, being next to you.. in the dungeon... together chained and all.




Stephen Nix -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 0:33:41)

hello mr dox i've heard of u for years now
Bad news travels fast, eh?


and i finally have the pleaseure to talk to you
My incompetant secretary lets anybody in these days *rolls eyes* :P


series of questions: starting now
Goody! A game! *Starts the stopwatch*


favorite matrix movies 1, 2 or 3
*chimes* 1. (3!!!? R U joking!!11!!??)


favorite xman movies 1, 2 or 3
*chimes* 1.


favorite spiderman series 1, 2 or 3
*chimes* 1.


favorite start wars movie..forget how many their are you tell me the best one
*chimes* 4 of 6.


chocolate or vanilla
*chimes* Vanilla.


paper or sand
*chimes* Sandpaper *the wrong buzzer sounds* Gah!


how do you look posts some peoples is lockity or cyberlocked or completey shut down......what's yours? be creative!!
*chimes* (very fast) The creative sub-routine is coded with the free will sub-routine, thus erased together when I got chained to the AK chair.


AQ or DF
*chimes* AQ.


why?
*chimes* DF suxxorz *the wrong buzzer sounds* GAH!


does this shirt make me look fat?
*chimes* I'll take the fifth *the wrong buzzer sounds* Grrr..!


what about you does it make you look fat?
*chimes* Depends on the mirror.


im joking honestly *looks away and laughs so hard he almost dies*
(*the audiences laugh and clap*)


when u get those emails of getting to be an AK do u get to choose where to work or do u just get the one spot and if you like it you take it or not?
*chimes* I've yet known a prison where the inmate can choose his cell.


i must say im very pleased to e in between 2 great people.......darkflame and chaos
*chimes* Who? :P *wrong buzzer sounds*.


million dollar question....... r u good[:@] or evil[:)] choose wisely[;)]
Ummm... Eehhh... Errr.... *timer runs out* Gah! I lost!




Darkflame of Ebil -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 1:27:53)

Another AK has posted. :D
Don't get too comfortable... I already badmouth you and me to Reens you so we'll get fired :P .


Alright, if anybody asks you really generic questions like "Whats it like being a AK" or "How did you become a AK" or anything like that, the richest AK has to pay you 200 yen a question/statement of that kind. If I am not mistaken, WH or Mr.Irish is the richest....Rimmy is the poorest :D
I hope so. I've spent the money already.


Now for some serious questions. :D
Tsk, tsk. Read first post: No serious Q allowed here.


What is your Name, Location, Faction. (I sense interesting possibilites with this.)
Too bad.. I was going for Nobody, Somewhere, Hermit ;D .


Read the Children of Hurin?
No. But, I'll be the first to buy the movie ticket.


Is Harry Potter a good series?
Rowling's loaded now ain't she?


Do you know the russian reversal?
In russia, the reversal knows you!


Whats your favorite unorthodox weapon? I like using a bench :)
You bet, available everywhere in parks near you.


If X=2, Y=4 and Z=6, why am I asking you this question?
Isn't it obvious? Because you did a poor copy and paste job :P .


Deux Ex Machina! ....sorry just had to get that out of my system. Get what it means? :P
I'm gonna pretend that I don't. Say whaaa...?


Name two places outside your country you have been to...if you have. :O
How about other planets? Do those count?


Name a place in your country you have been to that is not in your city/town/village.
I once transit via Texas and California :P .


How did you become a AK (as in what happened BEFORE you got the shackles)? I hear from Nixtrix he was thrown into the car and knocked out with the nerfbat. Did you suffer from a similar fate? Times are really changing then....the portal method was so fun :D
So, you're pretending to *NOT* remember dismantling my memory chips and my free will sub-routines. I may not remember a lot, but *who* did *that* to me I remember. Sleep with one eye open...


Have you finally given up on getting out of the shackles? You can get out of them, but then they bind your soul with soul shackles...at least you don't have visible shackles then :P
Hah! Too late! I've sold mah soul long ago. Teh shackles may not have a keyhole now, but as soon I find it, I'm so outta here. O_o


I think thats it for now.
That's right... You keep on walking.


Ta ta.
Cheerio.


~Darky




~Q -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 9:54:22)

Hello again!
*wakes up and yawns* Ok.. nap time over. :D


Happy to see me?
Nah, it's just something in my pocket.


Here are the questions you must have "forgot" to answer [:D]
But I need mah nap. :D


I can
I noticed ... *points at result of ~Q uncontrolled eyezap on the still smoldering hole in my body*


Do you have an education?
Whatz tis creature edimification you're talking about?


You like doritos?
If I'm hungry.


How about cake?
Tiramisu > all


I don't know what to ask...
Wanna switch?


Give me a question to answer!
You bet. Here goes...


Rate your cool factor.
I think I need my own "Meet the most awesome person ever thread"!

I enjoy my nap.
Oh well...

I'm gonna tell you a joke.
I'm gonna go now.

But you haven't heard it. It's really funny...
Do you want me to leave?

Tell you what... It's gonna make up for all the bad jokes I made previously. I promise.
You do?

Scout's honor...
Fine!

Here goes... A ~Q, a Dox and a priest walk in the bar...
Bye!

~Q~
P.S. Congrats on becoming an AK!
Thanks ~Q.




Nixtrix -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 10:08:21)

I told you I would be back!
I shall never doubt thee again.


On to the questions!
Goody! I'd jump up and down, but the I'm shackled tight.


How come you aren't on the IRC?
It scares me there... *whispers* I see dead people and Bruce Willis.


We have some fun times there and Khold still has my shotgun >:(
Thanks for the encouragement :D .


Well i do have a chainsaw for those pesky zombies, any ideas on what else might work against zombies?
Rubix cube... toss them that and you can run, nay, walk to safety.


If a giant cookie came rolling into your house right now, what would you do?
Summon a giant Pacman between it and my house.


What if that cookie was actually a giant cockroach?
Kick Pacman to the side and open own mouth instead. Mmm, crunchy.


I'm getting bored *welds dox's shackles together*
So am I. *helps Nix with the torch*


Ha, try walking now!
No problem, not much of a walker to begin with. I hop!


What else did you get in your gift basket? I got a note pad and a pen that blows up if you click it three time.
Lucky you. I got a fix broken and lose shackles kit, replacement shackles, and.. what's this at the bottom? A cooki- nope, just more shackles.


Thats all for now, bye!
See ya on IRC.


*Nix hands Dox a stick of dynamite, lites the fuse, and runs*
Silly Nix. This ain't my birthday. And I'm more than one year old. Hey.. what's with the hissing sound, and where's Nix?




BurningLight -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 10:11:17)

Hi dox....do you remember me at all?
You're the guy that did the thing to someone somewehere not long ago right? Yup, I absolutely have no idea :P.


Been alot of recruiting AK's lately,even Maegwyn!
Yes. The next step in the sacrificing ritual requires more AK than usual, see.


I became a mod on my clans forum around the past few days!^_^
You don't deserve it! ~ J/K :P


Why do you think they chose you?
I'm easy to install and I was on sale.


Red cookie or blue cookie?
I dunno whatcha coming from, bubba. But in here, only green cookies are allowed. Psst.. pass me the blue one.


huggie....?
What's with the huggie nonsence? Come 're... *Squizles* :D




Minion of Poelala -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 16:58:51)

How could you? Steal my favourite color?
Burn! Next time buy a state of the art security system :D .


Anyways, Hey dox:-)
Hi Ja-.. euh.. Minion.


I told you, didn't I? I knew you would become an AK.
You warned me. I was stupid to not listen to you.


So.... How does it feel to be an AK?
It feels lucky. So much, I'd take on that dirty punk Harry Callahan :P .


Do you like Kabroz more than Zorbak?
Of course not. I'm no *cough* Kabroz' Minion ;) .


What do you think about me?
You're generous, one of the good people.


Do you envy anything about me?
You know it! I poke them *all* the time :D .


Are you the best AK, or who do you think is?
Me, me, MEEE!!11OnE!! *gets slapped by all other AKs*


How much time have you spent on making all your amazing avatars (including them to my guide)? (I want to hear it in hours, min and sec.)
I started around Mid Feb and haven't finished still, being I sometimes stop for a few weeks *pokes title*.


Thank you for that by the way....
No problem. I enjoyed that.


See you around:-)
I'm on the block :) .


Ohh and by the way congrats on getting AK-ship.. You deserve it!:-) (Hope to join you someday)
Thanks. (I hope so too.)




~Ace!~ -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 17:22:43)

hi dox para!!!
Hello ~Ace!~


wanna answer questions??? =p
Not really, but since you already posted, I might as well... :P .


whats your favorite sport?
Basketball


whats your favorite state in the US???
Nevada


cookies or pie?
Cookies, less filling.


favorite subject in school?
Math, but I had bad grades on them xP.


favorite color?
Gold and silver.


am i annoying??? =p
It's getting there :P .


byes!!!
*waves*


oh and have fun as an AK =)
Thanks.




Lathomir -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 21:15:24)

....I leave AQ/DF/Forum boards for a few months, and when I come back, AE's gone on a kidnap-people-and-make-them-into-slavesAKs-Spree.
Buy in bulk, get a discount. No, not us. The shackles and the cages.


Wowow.
MimiM.


Pasta or Pie?
Pasta.


Cookies or Cake?
Cake.


Chili or Cheesecake?
Cheesecake.


I'll ask more as I think of more....
Sorry I took so long for the answers.




lguan -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 22:54:16)

Whee, El Guan is back!
It must be my birthday!


Abandon all hope?? Why so pessimistic (sp?)?
It's to ward off the stalkers, see.


:'( or ;_;
:P


Fruit candy or chocolate?
Chocolate.


Are you noticing that within the last month or so, there's been like over 5 AK's that have been "hired"? Why so sudden, and why so many AK's? (L&K AK's were reasonable since the old ones resigned.)
Because we haven't banned enough people to meet the quota.


EGGS!!! Randomness FTW!
There's always a method to any madness.


Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
According to the smart people, mutations occur in the eggs.


Tomato - fruit or veggie?
You're telling me it's not meat? :o


Google or Yahoo?
Google.


Favorite vacation spot?
I dream of the canals and a leaning tower.


Favorite sport?
Basketball.


Be good now ;). Byes.
Cya :)




Vendetta~ -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 23:22:37)

yo Dox Para!
'ey Vendetta~


Congratz on AK-ship
Thxz.


Do you like my name?
Very much.


Is it exciting being an AK?
It's a blast once you get used to the shackles, the hayt PMz and such.


Is it true that you made a lot of avatars for the forum? If it is, you should make more. =p
SLANDER! :P Thanks. but all I did was do a little editing. And of course, more is coming. AQ keeps churning out new weapons and NPCs. And the DF coins too... >.< Although they're not as many as AQ.


Do you have any jobs in real life?
I'm a part-timer.


How many hours do you spend on playing AQ every day/week?
It seems that my girlfriend keeps recruiting more and more agent to ask me this... :o


What do you do in your spare time besides playing AQ?
What spare time?


What is your current goal in AQ?
Whips my mules to 100, eventually 130. These should keep me busy for a few years.


How long did it take you to get to level 130 roughly?
Roughly? I can give you >> the exact time :D


I'll have a similar build as you when I reach level 130. Does your build serve you well in all situations?
*nods* This build is currently the easiest way for a char to play, imho. Not the build for those you like challenges.


What are the top three most challenging monster you ever face? besides the unbeatable ones
Armegoggon, Sarah, Kal-El Sr. Those 3 can kill.


How was Armegoggon for a beat-tank mage like you?
It's 70:30. Maybe if I have AuP, that'll give better odds.


thanks for answering my questions xD
My pleasure :)




Dudalicous -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/20/2007 23:27:25)

Continued from Dudalicous's First conversation:
It's about dang time! I was on the edge of my seat with the cliffhanger.


Why wouldn't wanna wish to be a AK?
Mostly due to fear of turning insane. But, then again I already am.


My house is on Misery Lane!
Next to your school? Lucky you. No long commute. But, then again, you can't have excuses for being late ... >_>.


And no you are not the first to answer the leaking milk question in order it's Evo,Eternal Chaos,Aquadorian,darkflame of ebil,maybe Radagast,Asenbesen and you
Wah... I feel less special.


http://images.filecloud.com/327703/PureUber.jpg
http://images.filecloud.com/324820/FinalVictory.jpg
http://images.filecloud.com/331796/Qtip.jpg[
Are these familiar?
They look like a master editing worx :P or the person who did that were bored. But, I'm just guessing there ;) .


Well next time for you
*waves*


P.S I haven't even said Hi
Meh, so have I :P




Sephiroth -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 4:39:09)

hello Dox Para i have never seen ya (sorry)
Oh? Lemme turn off mah cloaking device. There.


so i came here to met you anywayz how are ya doing
I'm well, thank you. I hope the same goes for you.


what do you like to kill on AQ?
Dracopyric horde in NightBane Castle.




Resolute -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 9:42:05)

Dox Pora!
GhostBeor5! (Yes, I swap the letter so there's balance in the universe :D .)


You gotta sweet name! Any story behind it?
... and above, under, below :P (Psst.. read previous posts.)


YOUR AVVY TOTALLY ROCKS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*covers ears* Thanks.


Do you like my sig?
*Gives thumbs up* Small sigs make my job easier.


Do you like me or the person above me?
I hate you all the same :P .


Who do you hate more, flamers or spammers?
As long as they stop or learn from their mistake, they're off the gallows.


Are you in any out of AQ clans?
Forum clans? No. I have a Nautican char and spirit though.


Do you like DF?
I will as soon as I can find enough time.


Where will you be modding?
I'm currently shackled in Newbie Help forum. It's fitting being I'm a Newb AK :D .


Well...see you around!
*Gives peace out sign*


~GB5~





boomies -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 10:38:25)

hey dox!!!
'Oy boomies!


wassup??
nommuch.


do i get a discont if i buy questions by the bulk??
Sorry, the shop went belly up. We can't afford giving away discounts.


how come you still idnt lock this??
What!! *checks* Phew.. You gave me quite a scare for a moment there.. :P .


isnt there a game called dox para??
Pox Nora probably. My lawyers are still working on the injunction suit.


can i join the procrastinators club??
It depends on the club's president, whom we still have not yet elected since its establisment.


plz??
Well, we seem to keep postponing the election date for whatever reason who knows why.


whats the phone #??
1-800-TEH-LAZY.


what about the internet adress??
www.wecouldntcareless.org


cya
Buhbye!




the_penguin_man45 -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 17:05:24)

hey its Dox!!
Ok, tag I'm it.


do u hacve any plans to make memerbs lifes miserable errghh More helpfull!! yes helpfull....
Always, man. Always.


do u like Onmusha?
Can't say that I do.


wat bout Toast??
Good for snacking.


why Dox Para not Para Dox?
why the_penguin_man45 not man45 the_penguin?


cya doxp.s im ure #1 fan!!
Sorry, your kissing up file is already full. And I'm not in the mood to start a new file to record this one :P .


p.s.s u have beat Pzycho for AK with the coolest name!! w00t
Ok, Ok. I'll start a new kissing up file for you.




Fluff -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 17:13:31)

I would put "*is ubable to think of a first question*", but I'm guess you'd put "*is ubable to think of a first answer*" or some-thing...So...Um...Question Mark?
*hands over "?" to Fluff*


My birthday is soon, (Just 58 days (where are the time travel fairies when you actually want them to mess things up?)) and being a pessemist, I have the worst case scenario planned out: I don't have enough any real life friends for a party, and the one I downloaded computer video recording software which I hosted on an MMORPG and invited an entire fansite to come to had a maximum or 3 guests. What would you do if you were in the situation?
You had me at "hello" You lost me at "soon"


Yes or No?
Uhhh...what?


Your answers will not be turned over to the CIA...So...Um...Er...Question Mark?
Are you sure? I think my firewall has just detected a snooping attempt?


Which would win, Power word die, or Power word pie?
This one: BANNED!


Play any MMORPGS? (I'm partial to Runescape myself)
Nope.


PHR33 5T00FF P1L0X?
Repent, scum!! :P


PL0X? (A 1337 speak refference was nessercery.)
*Start shooting*


And finally: *steals Dox Para's brain* I would've stolen it earlier, but I already did.
I'm trying to answer, but methinks some1 dun stole mah thinking stuff.


And this is to crush any false hope that the questions will stop. *Presses the big red button (not the armour, the thing on the server, underneath the "DO NOT PRESS" sign.*? Don't say some-thing like "Braiiinns..." because you already answered the earlier questions with-out one.
*And a beam of light comes down from above vaporizing all organic matter within 20' radius* Rez!


*Puts acid in/on Doxie's face.*? (No, I did not have a reason to do that.)
Puny mortal! You think my face is made of earthen metal!?


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!? (If you're thinking of the fluid *hits Dox with a hammer*. If not *hits Dox with a hammer*.)
Nah, I'd hammer you instead.




gameman117 -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 19:54:03)

Hey Dox
Hola gameman117.


Do you like Video Games or Internet Games more(Yes,there is a differnece.I would know)
I believe you mister "I have played 117 games and counting".


Are you Vegetarion or Meat Eater?Me Eat Meat.
Me eat meat. Me make Fire! *pounds chest*


What do you think Cheesecake is,Cake or Pie?
Lemme get this straight, you've *HAD* cheesepie :o ?


Which came first,Chicken or Egg?
Damn, I have a joke here that I can't use :C .


If someone dropped their credit card,would you-
A.Give it back to them
B.Say it is yours and buy stuff with it
C.Take all the money out of it and give it to an Orpahnarium
Dont worry,no-one is watching*Looks around*yeah,no-one is except the yellow peanut-butter,jelly banana.He's cool.
No, he is NOT! He's a snitch! Psst... It's A. *a halo appears above*


Which "3" Movie will be the best?
Pirates of the Carribian 3,At World's End
Spider Man 3
or Shrek 3
?
Yarrgh...


Do you like Linkin Park?If so,what is your favorite song.Mine is In The End(or Forgotten,I cant DECIDE!)
In The End is better and well know.


Do you like Anime?If so,what do you think is/was the best?Mine is Bleach.
I do.


That is all I got to say.....for NOW!See yah Dox!
Bye gameman117.




Agent Val -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 20:05:33)

wassup?
My pants.


my first time asking a mod questions!
Sorry to burst your bubble, I'm only an AK.


so,how did you react when a mod asked you to become a mod?
This Q belongs to the Theory and Speculation forum.


how good do you think you are in aq?
Just, so so.


have you swore enternal loyalty to any of the paxian clans?
I swear plenty :P .


have you swore enternal loyalty to a class npc?
The devil doesn't allow co-leasing of souls.


do you think the carecter under my avatar is good?
I don't want to pretend I know what I'm doing.


how did you come up with your name?
It appears to me in a dream.


do you like nickleback the band?
They have a few good ones.


lets see last question,
I'm fighting the urge to say "Yesh!" here.


um,play any other online rpgs?
Not at the moment




megalore master -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 22:25:35)

What is this thing about isnt this supposed to be about newbie help why are u talking about movies and what enemies you can beat huh???

Read the other MtAK to find your answer ^_- ...

OMG! I'm done. Yay!




Dox Para -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Dox Para ~ Abandon all hope... (5/21/2007 23:48:05)

And this concludes our week long torture session. I hope I didn't reveal any classified national secrets or sensitive materials :P. I will answer the remaining questions as soon as possible, and move this thread upon completion to the MtAK archive.

Thank you all for the congratz and the snuglez.




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