Mince, the Barber
Location: Mince's Barber Shop
Mince, the Barber: So, ye be need'in a new hairstyle? They call me Mince. Nice to meet you!
Mince, the Barber: I use'ta to be a cut-throat pirate... but I just recently got a new job. Now, I am a cut-hair pirate! Har har.
Mince, the Barber: My dream is to sail the high seas and board unsuspecting ships... and cutting their entire crew's hair!
Mince, the Barber: I am still learn'in me trade though... and not everyone can handle the EXTREME PIRATE MAKEOVER *glances at the floor*
Mince, the Barber: Remember me motto... "Split-ends tell no tales!" Har har har.
Thanks to Stephen Nix for corrections.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 6/15/2021 11:26:26 >