Soluna Police Department
Location: Soluna City
Directions: Soluna City -> Go Left 3 times
Before joining the force:
Chief Duncan: The crime wave is getting out of control! The city needs you.
After joining the force:
Chief Duncan: Welcome to the Soluna Police Department. How can I assist you, citizen?
Chief Duncan: It is important to wear your Police Uniform and hat. The uniform is a symbol of respect and authori-tye.
Chief Duncan: The Crime Wave is out of control. Reports of theft are being reported all over town at an alarming rate!
Chief Duncan: Worst of all, there seems to be no rhyme or reason on why these things are being stolen.
Chief Duncan: It is going to take some serious detective work to figure out this puzzle and we are already short handed here at the station.
Kripsy: Meow Meow Meow Meow....... Meow Meow Meow Meow.......
Worsh: ...nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Hey you! Do you have a spare fork?
Glortch: I was framed by my *friend* Bloghurl! Unfortunately, they found sauce all over my starship! Hey do you have a spare fork?
Kreme: Ahem. Excuse me. Do not think I am going to entertain your primitive notions of the complex space kitten language by meowing. WOOF!
Chief Duncan: Wolf hair? Do not tell me you believe all those werewolf rumors. Werewolves DO NOT exist!
Chief Duncan: Hmm, this must belong to the gang responsible for the Crime Wave!
Chief Duncan: Mmmmmm, pie! What would a biker gang want with pie tins though?
Chief Duncan: Empty boxes? I am not making a connection with these items. Can you find something else?
Chief Duncan: Oh, and before I forget. No more werewolf stories, please. I realize you must think it is funny - but everyone knows they DO NOT exist.
Chief Duncan: Chickencows, Biker gangs and random food products. We are on the verge of a breakthrough!
Chief Duncan: Hmmmm. Why would these criminals want a bunch of construction hats?
Chief Duncan: This is what we have been waiting for! <Character>, you need to check this place out right away.
Chief Duncan: Missing construction vehicles and equipment? Maybe you should go back to 1337 Falcon's Reach and look around again.
Chief Duncan: For the last time, there is NO SUCH THING as Werewolves. The real question is, why are they gathering all of these things?
Chief Duncan: A Lunar Capacitor? It may be expensive but the only thing that would be good for is harvesting some moon power.
Chief Duncan: HOLY FROGZARD DROPPINGS! This is huge... it all makes sense now. I think have this figured out.....
Chief Duncan: We are up against a Werewolf Biker Gang!
Chief Duncan: I know, I know. But do not be jealous little buddy. One day you will have detective skills just like me.
Chief Duncan: To prove it you will have to go dress up as a Werewolf and go deep undercover.... this will be a VERY special mission.
Chief Duncan: Head over to the Knife and Spork and stop that pie shipment!
Chief Duncan: Those Wolves are pretty mad that you stopped the pie shipment! They're attacking the base directly!
Rank 1 - Civilian
Rank 2 - Crossing Guard
Rank 3 - Hall Monitor
Rank 4 - Neighborhood Watch
Rank 5 - Rent-a-Cop
Rank 6 - Rookie
Rank 7 - Traffic Officer
Rank 8 - Meter Maid
Rank 9 - Flatfoot
Rank 10 - Police Officer
Rank 11 - Patrolman (or woman!)
Rank 12 - Peace Bringer
Rank 13 - Officer of the LOL
Rank 14 - The Fuzz
Rank 15 - Enforcer
Rank 16 - COBRA
Rank 17 - Inspector
Rank 18 - Super Trooper
Rank 19 - Gumshoe
Rank 20 - Investigator
Rank 21 - Detective
Rank 22 - Highway Patrol
Rank 23 - Bobby
Rank 24 - Mountie
Rank 25 - State Trooper
Rank 26 - Deputy
Rank 27 - Undercover policeman
Rank 28 - Sherrif
Rank 29 - SWAT
Rank 30 - Police Captain
Rank 31 - Police Lieutenant
Rank 32 - Police Chief
Thanks to Artwich for SPD ranks.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 10/7/2011 2:47:26 >