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Halloween II: Electric Spookaloo
Location: Blarney Portal Painting » 2008: Return of the Blarney!
«You can skip this cutscene at anytime.»
«Scene: the plains outside Battleon. Enter yourself, Zorbak, Lucky O' LepraKhan, and an army of Leprechauns»
«You»: Zorbak, get back here right now! The last time we let YOU negotiate with the Leprechauns, you started a war!
Zorbak: That war was CLASSIC! Come on, trust me, I know what I'm doing. These guys are pushovers.
«You»: Let ME do the talking. So, who are you?
Lucky O'LepraKhan: I'm General Lucky O'LepraKhan, and this is but a TASTE of the forces my brothers-in-arms can bring to bear!
Lucky O'LepraKhan: With the help of Drakel technology, which I so craftily absconded with after the Drakel Civil War, the Leprechaun Nation is now able to transform much of its gold surplus into fuel for its war machine!
«You»: Transform gold--?? You mean, like alchemy?
Lucky O'LepraKhan: Combining Drakel magiscience with traditional alchemy, I have invented almagiscichemy(TM)! Converting gold into pure power, I will help the Leprechaun Nation to rule the world!
«You»: You, Sir, are 52 cards short of a deck.
Zorbak: Whoa, «You»! What are you trying to do, start a war?!
«You»: No, I'm calling this Drakel a complete nutcase that belongs in an insane asylum.
Lucky O'LepraKhan: You fools! I know what I'm doing! You will all fall before the might of the new LepraKhan Nation!!!
«You»: One more question before you go hide: WHY do all Leprechaun soldiers look the SAME??
Lucky O'LepraKhan: We cloned the most ruthless Leprechaun fighter millions of times. His name was Patty O'Fett.
«You»: How brilliant! So this is all just one big LepreClone War! Clones are SO five years ago.
Lucky O'LepraKhan: Greencoats, fall back to our staging area! We will launch the full force of our army from there!!
«Exit the Leprechauns and LepraKhan»
«You»: GREENCOATS! HA! He calls his Leprechaun soldiers GREENCOATS! What a fruitcake!
Zorbak: And you tell ME not to start a war with them! Bah...
What was once the Leprechaun Alliance has become the Leprechaun Nation! When they first appeared over 2 years ago, they accused us of stealing their gold. Next, their leader Uncle Sham tried to tax all of Lore. Now, they have joined forces with a rogue Drakel named Lucky O'LepraKhan with a plan to turn their excess gold into fuel for war machines!
Back to Town
Shooting Leprechauns in the background provided a +.1% BTH bonus per Leprechaun hit (to a maximum of +20% BTH). This applies only to Ranged attacks, an only for the war.
This magical 4-leaf clover just healed you!
You are now wearing a Leprechaun's tophat!
Click on Robina's bow if you want her to join you in battle!
...«Note: Wind version»
Click on Captain Rhubarb's hat if you want him to join you in battle!
Click on Warlic's crystal ball if you want him to join you in battle!
If you become a Guardian, Zorbak will join you in battle!
Zorbak will join you in battle!
...«Note: Fire version»
«After 400 000 Leprechauns Defeated»
Full Heal after every other battle
Deep within General LepraKhan's hidden secret lair, in the heart of an inactive volcano south of Battleon...
Cyber O'Brien: Aye lads! We will have all the power we will ever neeeed!!
Cyber O'Brien: Must have more gooold! I have a fever and the only cure is...
Cyber O'Brien: More GOOOLD!
«A Leprechaun runs in carrying bars of gold, and accidentally bumps into O'Brien and his almagiscichemy(TM) device. The device falls into the lava»
Cyber O'Brien: Nooooooooo!!!!!! You sorry excuse for a cereal icon!!!
«The room shakes»
Cyber O'Brien: You hear something?
«More shaking. Leprechauns fall into the rising lava»
Cyber O'Brien: Oh boy...
«Scene: the plains outside Battleon. A volcano violently erupts in the background»
«You»: Whoa!! Looks like they had a little problem with their almagiscichemy! Secret hidden base go BOOM.
Lucky O'LepraKhan: It's not over yet!! My Cyberchauns may be blown up, but I am still here!!
«You»: I'm going to knock that silly hat right off of your head!
1 BATTLE«Scene: War Chest. Enter Robina»
Robina: You did it!! O'LepraKhan is finished!
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...«Skip ahead to the "Meanwhile" scene»
Robina: But I wonder... That volcanic explosion was so big it might have ripped a hole in space-time. Oh well! It didn't blow up OUR world, anyway!
«Meanwhile, in DragonFable, outside FalconReach. A Sneevil stands by, while an explosion launches a green Leprechaun hat onto the Sneevil's head.»
Sneevil: What the huh?!!!!?!!
Sneevil: Dat wuz some kinda weird portal!! And What's dis box doing on my head??!!!!?
Sneevil: Humf-- It's no box-- It's a hat. A green hat. I feel funny. I feel a fever coming on. What the.
Sneevil: Fever.. burning up inside... URG.... so hot... fever... GOLD FEVER!!!!!
«The Sneevil runs off into the forest»
Replay Boss Battle
Go Back to Town
Battle Sneevilchauns in DragonFable! (opens in a new window)
Images and dialogue from whackybeanz. Links from Strong Bad.
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