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Likes the Wine, Not the Label
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Town of Battleon!
WELCOME TO NEW BATTLEON. BALANCE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION; WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. THE ROADS WILL REOPEN WHEN OUR WORK IS COMPLETE.
YOUR NEW OVERLORD,
THE NERFLORD OF ORDER
Events such as wars and holidays have been cancelled due to their unsafe nature.
Travel by any means whatsoever is too dangerous to be allowed.
Meet Ballyhoo, our resident special promotions elf!
Leave without rewards, if you're having difficulty!
There are no lights on. Is Aria taking the day off??
ALL NERFKITTENS HAVE BEEN RELEASED INTO THE WILD. WE HAVE CLOSED THIS ESTABLISHMENT FOR UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT.
Warlic's magic lamps are NEVER off. What's going on here?
LAWS OF MAGIC RESULT IN WEAPONS THAT ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN OTHER WEAPONS. THIS STORE IS CLOSED WHILE WE REWRITE THOSE LAWS.
Did somebody redecorate the Guardian Tower?
Oh noes, what could have done this to Twillies??
WE HAVE CORDONED OFF THIS AREA UNTIL QUANTIFIED. TWO CHIPMUNKS ALREADY LOST WHILE SEARCHING FOR END. BEWARE.
Rip in the Sky
What power could have sealed this dimensional rift?
THIS GATEWAY HAS BEEN CLOSED UNTIL VINCE HAS COMPLETED HIS REPAIRS.
Battling monsters is an inherently risky activity that cannot be tolerated.
Character Web Page
Open a web page to show your character profile.
All houses have been condemned due to the presence of monsters nearby.
Ballyhoo and More
Meet Ballyhoo the Elf and learn about upgrades and special offers.
Upgrades and Special Offers Log Out
Become an AdventureQuest Guardian to login anytime, and get full access to all towns, quests, and special Guardian-Only items and events.
Visit Ballyhoo to view advertisements from our sponsers. You may visit Ballyhoo a few times each day to earn gold or access other special rewards or shops.
Talk to Valencia to learn about Z-Tokens.
......«Go to Valencia»
Log out of the game to switch characters.
The Inn looks much more subdued than usual...
Click on the Rare Item Hunter to learn about Z-Tokens!
Valencia: That thing gives me the creeps. It said I can sell you this equipment, but shut down everyone else. It said it would "deal with us in due time..." I don't get it. But maybe they'll be useful to you.
- Enter the Z-Token Shop!
- House & House Item Shop
- What are Z-Tokens?
- Visit Grumbugly ( Visit Valencia privately)
......GRUMBUGLY, VALENCIA'S PET SALAMANDER, IS A FIRE HAZARD. ACCESS DENIED.
- Ask about the Crystal Cave (DragonFable crossover)
......CROSSOVERS PROHIBITED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO CARELESS MANIPULATION OF THE TIMELINE.
Enter the Z-Token Shop!
SHOP: Z-Token Shop
Valencia: Z-Token items are among the most powerful weapons, shields, armors, spells and pets you can obtain in this world. New Z-Token items appear every month!
- More about Z-Tokens
What are Z-Tokens?/More about Z-Tokens...
Valencia: Z-Tokens are a rare currency, worth more than gold! You can sometimes find a few when you battle monsters, or you can buy them if you own a Guardian account.
- Buy Z-Tokens!
- What can I get with Z-Tokens?
- What is a Guardian?
Valencia: Right now only Guardian accounts can buy extra Z-Tokens, or rent the ultra-rare Fire or Dark Blades of Awe. Everyone can earn some Z-Tokens by battling monsters, but they are more rare than gold. Upgrade to Guardian status first, then you can buy large amounts of Z-Tokens!
- What is a Guardian?
What is a Guardian?
Valencia: Guardians are the elite protectors of Lore! As a Guardian, you are equipped with powerful Guardian Plate and the Guardian Blade, and have access to dozens of special items. You also unlock access to every quest and area in the world!
- Become a Guardian!
Twig: He said I was too cwazy and he newfed me. And THEN he said fish and ice cweam wewe not pawt of a bawanced diet and I wasn't awwawed to have any mowe! Hmmph! Upstairs
«Twig Teleports away, and leaves behind the Comfy Pillow»
Robina Hood: I can't BELIEVE this! He told me to stop distributing so much gold to the monsters! This is ridiculous! What am I going to DO with this gold?
Robina Hood: Look, I can't sell you anything right now. I don't have and room for any more money. Besides, he took all of my items. He even replaced all of the arrows in my quiver with new soft-tipped ones!
The Devourer Saga
THE DEVOURER HAS BEEN PUT ON HOLD WHILE WE SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SPEED UP THE DEVOURER SAGA.
- PARDON OUR DUST. ~THE MANAGEMENT~
- Hans once caught his hair on fire from this lamp.
- Yulgar's coin bag is so heavy it cannot be moved.
- This scroll is covered on both sides by balance calculations!
- This axe's blade is now dull. No more price-slashing...
- Authentic foam-covered medieval swords! (For children ages 1 and up)
- Looks like someone bought some Frogzard riding armor recently.
Blackhawke: I'd move on, friend. I'm spitting mad right now and struggling to keep my cool. He turned my sword into foam. My SWORD. FOAM. How am I supposed to train new fighters or help defend Battleon? GAH! Lounge
Odd, the trap door is locked. There's a sign here, too. OCCUPANT WAS FOUND TO BE FALSELY CLAIMING RELIGIOUS OFFICE AND HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR BALANCING.
A sign on the door says UNNECESSARY WATER USAGE IS UNBALANCING THE ENVIRONMENT. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USE UNTIL WE CAN ANALYZE THE WATER TABLES AND CALCULATE AN OPTIMAL FLOW. (YOU MAY VISIT THE AM-BUSH FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY.
- This bush has been pruned because it was getting too tall for dwarves to consider it a bush.
- This room contains the answers to the Universe. The door is locked, bolted, and duct taped shut.
Sage Uldor: I can see! He said that my blindness was a nerf and removed it! Everything was SO bright though...I couldn't see anything right away, so I'm going to leave my blindfold on for a while and let my eyes adjust. Oh happy day! Backroom
Aquella: How can an entire RACE OF PEOPLE be unbalanced?! I mean, sure, we get a long lifespan, inherent magical powers, a deep connection with the natural world, and these awesome ears...
Aquella: ...but preparing a demiplane to exile us on and locking it? Where's the originality?
I require the aid of a few
powerful explorers to obtain
a number of objects. If you
are interested, please travel
South from BattleOn, and
take a boat from the far
edges of the Grogh Swamp-
lands to the southern tip
of DragonClaw Island.
You take a look at the small bottle on the table. It is corked and sealed. The label on it once read "DRINK ME," but that is scratched out. It now reads WARNING: THIS BOTTLE CONTAINS AN UNSTABLE AND UNSAFE LIQUID.
- You notice a small mouse hole in the wall.
Adventurers: Become a Guardian to access this book.
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR SUPPORTING THIS GAME. YOU MOTIVATE OUR TEAM AND ALLOW US TO CONTINUE BUILDING, MAKING THIS GAME SOMETHING REALLY BALANCED FOR EVERYONE. WE THANK YOU AGAIN.
Adventurers: Become a Guardian to open the potion refill box.
Guardians: WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT POTIONS ARE TOO READILY AVAILABLE AND HEAL TOO MUCH DAMAGE WHEN USED
Nerf Bat!! Stables« Disappears if you win» Teleporter
THE WILD BAT THAT WAS HIDING HERE HAS BEEN REPLACED. IT MAY HAVE CARRIED THE DREADED DISEASE "MABIES".
- Yes! Take the cool pet.
Nerf Bats Are Well Balanced Guests.
- Not today
- All of these chests are locked, and the armor is bolted to the stands!
Clickies! War Room
- THIS HELMET HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY REMOVED FOR BUFFING.
- THE CHANCE FOR A FULL HEAL IS AN OVERPOWERED REWARD FOR THE EASE OF THE QUEST.
A grim sense of foreboding (and a sturdy lock) prevents you from opening this door.
Thanks in part to whackybeanz.
< Message edited by Carandor -- 2/25/2018 15:13:03 >