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8/15/2008 22:04:38   
Genoclysm
Legendary AdventureGuide!


After taking a look at some of the article suggestions, Alac playfully issued a challenge to me... and I foolishly and stubbornly accepted, just to get shot down later. The challenge was to write an article on "monsters", using very limited detail.

* Alac patpast geno
<Alac> Good luck!
<Alac> :p
<Genoclysm> Um... like what, "Green Nasties are slimey"?
* Alac is joking
<Alac> And no, that's far too detailed.
* Genoclysm was playing along.
<Alac> You wouldn't be allowed to use any adjectives at all.
<Genoclysm> Green Nasties sneeze.
<Alac> Yes! Exactly.
<Alac> Now, make a five hundred word article about green nasties.
<Alac> No adjectives, no details.
<Genoclysm> O.O
<Alac> Aaaaand GO
<Alac> :D
* Genoclysm can't get farther than ten words. ;_;
<Alac> XD
<Genoclysm> Green Nasties sneeze, crawl, slime, eat things, attack things, hide, produce mucus, stare, torture Zorbak and Muglen, multiply, ransack, surprise, and form gangs.
<Genoclysm> 23 words.
<Alac> Hahaha
<Genoclysm> 500... is just plain impossible.
* Alac gives you props
<Genoclysm> I could cheat and use a bunch of synonyms...
<Genoclysm> With synonyms, I'm getting 37 words so far.
<Genoclysm> >.>
* Genoclysm is tempted to actually submit this "article". :D
<Alac> Nuuu
<Genoclysm> But it's up to forty words!
<Alac> 300 words or nothing D:
<Genoclysm> 61 words.
<Genoclysm> Does it have to only be about Green Nasties? I'm up to 88 words, and think I could reach 300 if I can do multiple monsters.
<Genoclysm> >.>
<Alac> No XD
<Alac> You are not doing this for an article XD
<Genoclysm> >:P
* Alac refuses XD

Yes, we are a silly bunch of people. Here's what I managed to get:

Green Nasties sneeze, crawl, slime, coat, cover, and swathe floors. They eat, chew on, munch, devour, gnaw, nibble, taste, lick, chomp, gobble, bite, and snack on people and things. Green Nasties hide and sneak until they attack, assault, assail and stare at adventurers. They generate, create, make, and produce mucus. Green Nasties harass, bother, torment, torture, frighten, scare, terrify, alarm, startle, upset, worry, distress, disturb, trouble, perturb, agitate, concern, agonize, and antagonize Zorbak and Muglen. They multiply, ransack, surprise, shock, catch off-guard, and astonish, and they form gangs.
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8/15/2008 22:16:57   
Rimblade
Member

It's not obvious, but they also fund various charitable organizations, shedule pep rallies, concoct formulas for diet cola, leverage synergy and run blood drives.

Oooh, leverage synergy. I like that. I proactively leverage my synergy.
Post #: 2
8/15/2008 22:19:15   
Gundisalvus
Member

@Geno:How about melt? For Example: Green Slimies Melt, ect. They also eat souls, fix toilets, chew gum, and eat potato chips.

~Mike446
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 3
8/16/2008 11:59:21   
Lord Asrius
Member

Rimblade: Diet is an adjective in this case. I think.
AQ DF  Post #: 4
8/17/2008 14:28:21   
Cow Face
One Heck of a Guy


Why am I never around when the fun stuff is happening? Good luck with your insane epic challenge, Geno!
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 5
8/17/2008 23:51:57   
Genoclysm
Legendary AdventureGuide!


She basically told me to stop, or at least cut down any chance of it being used. Plus... I was already running short on words...
Post #: 6
8/18/2008 5:32:06   
BadHulk
Member

Wtf, i just laughed for 5 mins at that.
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 7
8/19/2008 20:45:28   
neo_manni
Member

lol that was ssssoooooooo funny !
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 8
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