PaperClip OF DOOM
Location: Pachelbel's Cannon
Pachelbel: Because our catapult is having some bugs worked out of it by a researcher named Will E. Kaiotea.
Pachelbel: ... and if we used a rocket, we'd have to either ram you into the castle or detonate the rocket to get you to your target.
Pachelbel: This method is considered your safest bet.
Pachelbel: Ok Yix, light the fuse!
Pachelbel: A few more seconds and you'll be soaring through the air.. the first human to fly!
Pachelbel: The world will never forget what you did here today, <Character>!
Pachelbel: That was an amazing success, <Character>!
Pachelbel: It was a learning experience!
Pachelbel: To use less blasting powder and to equip you with an emergency parachute.
Pachelbel: Sure it is... Light the fuse, Yix.
Pachelbel: ...once we get the trajectory right. We should only need to fire you three more times before we get the kinks worked out.
Pachelbel: HAHA! Don't be silly. We've never done this before... we need to calibrate the...
Pachelbel: Oops, here comes the fuse. Good luck, <Character>! Fly! Soar like the eagle!
Pachelbel: Hey Yix, we lucked out. It looks like he made it this time!
-- Stephen Nix for the banner.
-- Peachii for correction.
-- Leon Shadowhart for image.
-- Stridoom for corrections.
< Message edited by Niki -- 3/25/2015 5:20:01 >