Eukara Vox
Legendary AdventureGuide!
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The Eagle's Nest: Interview with an Android by Eagle88 Eagle: Hello hens and roosters! I'm here with you today at the Eagle's Nest with a very special guest- Marvin the Android has stopped by for a visit! Marvin: I don't see what all the fuss is about.... Eagle: Well, I mean come on Marvin- it's not everyday we get to speak with an android whose artificially intelligent! Marvin: Yes, and it's so depressing.... Eagle: Wait, why is AI depressing? Marvin: Well when you're smart enough to know that you're nothing but plastic and metal- you figure it out..... Eagle: Right, well.... It's still a pleasure to have ya here! Marvin: *Sighs* I suppose.... Eagle: So here's something the flocklings wouldn't know about you Marvin- You once had a hit song didn't you? Marvin: I did, it even got airtime on the Dr. Demento Show, but you're not gonna like the ending.... Eagle: But it was a love song.... Marvin: Yes, and I never did find out who loved me. *sighs* Just as well I suppose.... Eagle: Ok..... So tell us more about your travels, Marvin. Marvin: There's not much to tell really. Eagle: But Marvin- You were part of a crew that sought the answer to life! Marvin: Lot of good it did us, too. 42 huh? I could've told them that. *sighs* It's so depressing.... Eagle: Well how about your crew mates- Beeblebrox, Trillian, Ford, Arthur? Marvin: What a miserable lot that was.... Eagle: But those humans were the real answer to the meaning of life! Marvin: Have you ever talked to a human before? They can be so boring. *sighs* Eagle: They just preen differently Marvin. Marvin: Yes, and they make such a mess, too- and guess who gets to clean it up? Eagle: Well, what if we talk about some current events instead? Marvin: We can, but you won't like my answers.... Eagle: How about your views on the current economic crisis in the US? Marvin: It hasn't crashed fully yet? Eagle: Just in a tailspin. *snickers* Marvin: *Vacant stare* Eagle: That was a joke Marvin. Marvin: It wasn't very good, was it? Eagle: Now hang on a second.... Marvin: In fact you're not very funny at all- you're quite depressing. Eagle: Stop ruffling my feathers Marvin.... Marvin: Yes, blame the android- typical. Eagle: Ok, well before I lay another egg... Marvin: Too Late. Eagle: *Ahem* Do you have any advice to give to our fledgling forumites out there? Marvin: Sure- enjoy today. Eagle: Wow, that was actually positive Marvin. Marvin: Cause it's going to get worse tomorrow. Eagle: *Sighs* I should've known that was coming. Marvin: That's a miserable feeling, isn't it? Eagle: It's something all right. Well, thanks for stopping by Marvin! Marvin: It's not like I had anything else to do. *Sighs* It's... Eagle: So depressing? Marvin: How did you know? Eagle: A little bird told me....
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