AQ 2009 - Fall and Winter Preview!
The Year of Secrets Began
Fall 2008 and Winter 2008-2009
The hole we dug got even deeper!
Now, as the spring and summer of 2009 bring the year of secrets to its smashing conclusion, we only have to ask you one thing.
You didn't really expect answers, did you?!
Tralin: ......He is right. We need to find how he got the Drakelcube P. Send word to my cousin Pra`Mithia and the WarpForce. We need the aid of Celestra.
Artix Entertainment, LLC. Presents
A Falerin Ardendor Production
Of a Stefan Spielmoglin War
A Mysterious Check!
Can you escape being amazed by our mysterious mysteriousness?! The Difficulty is over 9000!
Stat Used: Intelligence
Of course, you will fail the roll regardless of what happens...
«Scene: The Hall of Memories»
The image of a door containing the Shadowscythe logo flashes and disappears.
«You»: Hey Cenara, over here. What do you make of this?
Cenara: It certainly looks foreboding... Adobe, why is it that this door looks so different from the others?
Adobe: I cannot say for sure, though given the nature of the Astral... it is not accidental.
«You»: Possibly, the doors match those whose memories lay beyond?
Adobe: That is a good conjecture, «You», as good as any I could offer.
Cenara: If that is the case, the nature of the being whose memories this door leads... *shiver*
«Scene: Confrontation between Ryuusei Cartwright and Artix clad in dark armor»
Ryuusei: Artix Von Krieger! You will release Gaiden you monster!
Artix: Never! And shortly the Bizzare Flecks will make short work of all free will on this world. And then I will turn my attention to that parallel reality you have become so fond of.
Warlic: The energy of these meteors is somehow inverted, unlike anything I've encountered before, and given that I generate mana, I know quite a bit about energy forms.
(In unison) Eselgee: Ug?!
(In unison) «You»: What does that mean?
Falerin: It means that you need aid in navigating them. Any sort of teleportation you attempt is likely to be thrown off by their effect. Hello, Rolith...
Eselgee: No call me that...
Falerin: Still running from the past, are we? You will need to face it eventually. And before you ask, «You», I am afraid I cannot help you. I am otherwise engaged.
«You»: Then, who can?
Wars where your actions directly determine the future of AdventureQuest
New releases every week, with new classes, new adventures, new villains.
And With the Release of
A crossover storyline so massive that...
Corporate Solicitor: Oh no you don't! You were about to spoil the whole thing! NDA! NDA! You signed the contract!
You are shown a scroll which reads...
The Year of Secrets
Brought to you by Corpso Tax. Only Corpso Tax has the expertise of Undrew Deadson, Ewwliches S. Grantstomb, and Benjamin Frankenstein working to dig up the maximum refund possible. When you think tax season think Corpso Tax. Coming to a MSORPG Near You in 2010. Corpso Tax. Think Undead!
Thanks to whackybeanz.
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