gwoonjustin
April 2008 Writer of the Month
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Hello!
Hiyas! Gwoonjustin!! /me DoomoruKitteruSnugglezzJustinSenzelezz !
I'm not going doing another comeback thing, don't worry, but I do check up on you lorians every now and then, see if you behave. And what do I spy, with my little eye? Surely no lie, or joke of some kind. Is this becoming a poem? Yeah, let's not let that happen, shall we? In stead, it's time to call out the spanish inquisition on this fabulous AK! I mean, come on, how could I not drop in here?
iLurk?
If it were a poem I wouldn't turn blind/ In fact I wouldn't mind/To poet is better than to die/But teh überz is to have some pie
*ponders if she should post that in poopetry*
0) Congratulations on an honor well deserved! Enjoy your might, and use it well!
Thank you so much for the congratz and for taking the time to spy on us and then come and confess us all about it! Dunno if that's the best strategy to iLurk, but if it works for ya... =P
1) Are surprise visits surprising?
Not if you can anticipate them.
2) What's your least favorite post-modern Nietszchean?
No idea. Georges Bataille is the only one I've even heard of and is he even post-modern?
3) Pick a number in between 0 and 100. And it can't be pi. And don't tell me.
/me picks a number!
4) Justify your idea of cats being superior animals, if you do indeed hold such an idea. How, for example, might a cat, a domesticated cat, beat a snake, a cheeta and a giraffe ganging up on it in non-armed combat. (alternatively, how in armed combat?)
If Bastet wouldn't fight the serpent Apep every night the sun wouldn't rise. Seriously. Think of the consequences of Sun not rising! Famine! Darkness! Depression! Vampires!
Also, if you observe a feline, it has the tendency of picking up the most comfortable place available above the ground. Leave a cushion on a bookshelf and the cat will be there. The human's and the cat's relative positions would then be:
The cat: superior
Human: inferior
When it comes to the question of snake-cat-giraffe-cheetah-showdown, the cheetah wouldn't be interested in the cat, as it's pretty lousy supper. Instead, it would turn towards the deliciously tender giraffe-meat and attack it. This in turn would create so much noise and tremors on the crust, that the snake would flee. The cheetah would eat and leave. The domesticated cat continues her/his sleep in the shade.
5) What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
I can't remember the names of the worst movies I've seen. One included some sort of expanding polyurethane below New Orleans.
The only pretty bad movie I can remember by name is
Ringu 2: Not scary, nothing new to the original idea, a disappointment especially when compared to the first episode, Ringu, which is a piece of horror movie history already, imo.
6) What's the worst book you ever read? (But did finish anyway. And why did you finish it, then?)
I tend to unfinish the books that are absolutely no to my taste so I can't really say... Oh..when I had to spend over a week hospitalized in the age of twelve I had nothing else to read for the couple of first days but one of them Harlequin books someone had left in the room. Of course, one book doesn't represent the whole series and as with the movies, please don't ask the name, I can't remember...
7) What's the ugliest/ least appealing work of visual art you've ever witnessed?
Eh, I can't answer to that in here. Suffice to say, it was in an annual modern art exhibition and involved kitchen appliances.
8) Statement: Cats make the best philosophers. Defend or attack. Also, in a defence, please make note of the best essay ever made by a cat. I must make sure to pick that up sometime, then.
*meow* *kitty-cat-eyes* *impending doom* \(^.^)/ *overcutified*
9) Coffee or tea? (Yes, I know the answer, I'm just curious how violently you'll reply to this)
Tea, please
10) Does 0) count as one of the fifteen?
It wasn't a question. Nor was number 3)
11) What's the most illuminating thought you've ever had in your whole entire life?
To turn on the lights.
12) What's the least illuminating thought you've ever had in your whole entire life?
To turn them off again.
13) If windows could speak, what would they say? Do you think they long for the outside, the freedom, or for the comfort of inside? Or maybe they're happy right there, balancing on the edge?
"No one can see me. I'm invisible. I see YOU."
14) Have you ever drank tea that you didn't like? (Tea gone cold excluded)
Yes I have. It was some Japanese blend of green tea, received as a gift. It had a very distinct smell that I rather not describe.
15) Is adding this even though I have a 0 cheating? A silence here will be sufficient response, I suppose.
No, since not all of them numbered items were questions.
Well, now to you the honor of editing a post of yours truly. Again, I wish you the very best of luck on your throne, a throne with sheckles, of course, but a throne nontheless!
Thankies! Visit us here in L&L some time! /me byezbyezthankiehugglesnugglezz Justin!
< Message edited by fabula -- 9/5/2009 14:57:24 >
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