Deathwalker
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Okay, here is another post. Too lazy for the tags this time. Put em' in yerself. Yay! 1: What is your AK color? This, obviously. 2: *steals Almighty Cane, pokes Tolan twice in the ribs with it, gives it back to Tolan* Now what for would you do that? 3: You don't really seem to be getting the joke of how much more "MANLY!" Coyote is than we are. Nope. :D 4: I will now post 10 Chuck Norris "Facts". FUN! When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Sounds like an improvement to me. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Yeah... About that... Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. True story. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Yes, but what kind of gun was it? In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Also true. Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice. But the papers didn't cover it, for some reason. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Indeed. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Only when he decides to divide at all. Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane by pointing at it and yelling, "Bang!" Wouldn't you crash if you heard Chuck Norris yell bang? # A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Good luck with that one. Enjoy. ;) I did. :) :P :P Still here, aren't I? Think so. Not gone yet. Nope. Still here. Yup. KKBAIZ!!! Or not.... *shifty eyes* ? Heheheh. Also, I ish not a Chuck Norris worshiper, I just think the jokes are funny. And you should change you title to "THE". And when people ask "The what?", you say "I'm THE Guy with the cane." :P Nah. I like my title. :)
< Message edited by Tolan -- 2/11/2010 18:05:42 >
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