Undead Penguinmancer DragonFable
Spidermancer: The conquest of your surface town has proven too difficult for the Spider Queen's minions, so I have come to stop you.
Spidermancer: In that order?
Spidermancer: I'm asking if you want me to answer those three questions in that order.
Spidermancer: FIRST: What do we want from you. We can see that there are many differences between our two people.
Spidermancer: But those are just on the outside and it is what's INSIDE that really matters... and that is what we want, your delicious insides.
Spidermancer: Well, yes. Don't you want to eat us?
Spidermancer: Ok, forget that one then. SECOND: Why are we attacking you? It is YOU who attacked us first!
Spidermancer: So then... do you deny dropping a large statue of a dragon, clutching an egg directly into our town square?
Spidermancer: Is THAT what happened? That's kind of funny. Heh. HEH. HAHAHAHAHAH!
Spidermancer: Yeah, it's all a big misunderstanding. Except that the egg turned out to be a very important dragon's egg. We're keeping it...
Spidermancer: ...and we still want to eat you. Since you don't want to eat us that makes things a lot eaiser.
Thanks to Stridoom for corrections.
< Message edited by Stephen Nix -- 11/11/2017 23:06:54 >