Rai Spellfang
True evil needs no shirt!
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*evil deep voice* And now, let eternal torment begin! MWAHAHAH-er *cough* *hack* wheeze* Is that anything like Eternal Tortellini? Right, where was I... oh yes! AHAHAHAHA! Hey, I've made a ritual of posting long lists of questions, especially in the meet the KoO topics... humor me :P Good humour man! As I was saying. Cough, hack wheeze? Garden Gnome or Calzone? Calzone with Garden Gnome filling. Cheese pizza or Free soda? Free cheese soda? If you could be a type of lunchmeat, would people eat you? Definately not, no one likes hairy lunchmeat. Coldest eh? So does that mean you're incredibly slow? Entropically so! Raisin Bran or Prune Smoothee? I like Raisins. <_< Cheese Whiz or Fake Vomit? On Nachos? Fake Vomit of course. Now spraycheese from a can, that stuff is good. Shaken, Stirred, or Pat Buchanan? Pat Buchanan in a can! Purple, San Fransisco, or Tungsten? Trick question! They're all the same thing. Bo Staves or Sticks of Beating? Bo Staves, because Bo knows baseball AND football! If there's a computer mouse, why not a computer guinea pig? Because it squeaks too much when you squeeze it. If the square root of yogurt is 5.85B, then how many double A batteries can be launched through the eternal vortex before universal implosion reduces TAB to pants? 42. Duh, get to the difficult questions. When Khold foretold of me coming, did you think it would be worse than this, or easier? Significantly more squishy. If a C+ is a crap grade, why is C++ a computer language? Because it's Double Plus Good! Java-script or half-soy latte? What's the other half? If pie are squared, does someone need a processor upgrade? No, but they shall need a new baking pan. Did the people who designed data sizes for computers(nibble, bit, byte) also make DBZ(Bibidi, Babidi, Buu)? Akira Toriyama invented the universe in a massive Ki blast. Why are level-scaled zards tougher than Carnax? Because Zard's will one day rule the universe, once the Godzard is reborn on the third Ribarg. (Hence why Dadric only says "Ribarg, Ribarg." Only two, as the time has not yet come. How many lists of questions do you expect from me? 42! Of course. Sense the pattern, machinations of the Illuminati. Did you read the type of questions I asked X and Khold? I try to not evesdrop. Are you... AFRAID of gophers? Only when golfing. Ultra Ice Katana or Reaper's Toothpick? UIK of course, unless we're having broccoli for dinner. Speaking of the Reaper's Toothpick, if that's so amazingly strong, does that mean that the Reaper's Dental Floss would be even more godly? Only for choking people in a Ninja-type fashion. Does anyone seriously brush their teeth 3 times a day? Four out of five dentists. Minty fresh or S'more of Doom? I kinda like mint chocolate in my s'mores. If you could no longer eat with your mouth, what would you use? My nose of course, which would evolve into a trunk-like proboscus eventually. Some guy told me he'd give me a million dollars if hell freezes over... if I give you half, will you help me steal Satan's keys? Satan doesn't use keys, he's all thumb-print and retina scans nowadays. I could get you a deal on the Devil's eyes however. Xy-fragged, or Skyboyed? Xy-fragged, n0ob. What is the purpose of pants? Festive party hat. If I eat my shoes, will they appear on my feet? No, but the constipation will be dreadful. Gamecube, PS2, or Xbox? Be aware, the third option is electrified... with 1,000,000,000,000 gigavolts. PS2, unless I feel like playing something very pretty, in which case Gamecube. If you were fried like chicken, would you be edible? Well, at the very least crunchy. Do you like chair? Me like table better. What about Sunny D? Californian surfer vomit, it's a proven fact. Does Charlie and the Chocolate Factory make you want to burn any movies you might own with Johnny Depp in it? No, just makes my skin crawl. Never liked Depp much to begin with. Doritos or Cheetos? Doritos, less radioactive cheese dust. Gwak-a-mole or Cham-pag-en? Whack-a-mole of course. White Mage, Red Mage or Black Mage? White Mage, because Hammer's roxxorz my boxxorz. Whose art do you prefer, J's or Oishii's? Oishii for character design, but J is the master of backgrounds. Big fan of Rockman though. Cell Phones or Ice Cream Cones? Ice Cream is god among deserts. What's your favorite type of weapon? Hammers! Big ones! Offensive or Defensive? Offense is the best defense. Passive Aggressive or Violent Pacifism? Violent pacifism, I enjoy being fiercly aggressive with my inaction. Which do you think looks cooler: Nightmare Plate, Elite Dragonslayer or Golden Plate? EDS, NmP would be best if not for that darn off-color hand. Digital or analog? Digital, takes too long to decipher those little hands. PHD or MP3? Considering I only just finished my Vephy or free pie? Vephy-poo! And now for the final question: Why the heck are there all those "why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes? Because you can make them up in the spur of the moment without any forethought. Like so... Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of the accursed communists! McCarthy forevaaaaaaaaaah!
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