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7/20/2010 23:50:54   
Ferret7676
Member

First congratz on AK ship.
Thanks!
I'm Yoshi man.
I'm Captain Kidd.
Well based on the name and title you like pirates I'm guessing what would you think to be the greatest treasure of all?
Happiness...or a lot of gold!
''The cake is a lie!''Do you think it is?
Yes.
How's it feel to be AK?
It feels pretty good, more responsibilities...but I am up to the task (:
The last question what do you find funny?
Jokes...and puns.

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:38:41 >
Post #: 26
7/20/2010 23:53:16   
Artemisia
Savant


 [Insert pirate pun here]
[Insert response to pun here]
[Insert congratulations from Xusha here]
[Insert thanks from Captain Kidd here]
Happy times!
(:

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:39:35 >
AQ AQW  Post #: 27
7/21/2010 1:35:22   
Master Champ
Member

Hmm, Congratulations on becoming an AK.
Thanks Master Champ!

You may or may not know who I am, as I tend to be invisible to most people in all aspects of my life.
You have maintained your invisibility well, I don't recall seeing you around :p

Anyway, I wish you luck with your newfound responsibility.
Thank you!

So how them shackles?
I'm still getting used to them. As long as they don't rust, I should be fine!

Hmm, well I am not so good with questioning. So congratulations and good luck again! And good day to you.
...And a good day to you too!

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:41:41 >
AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 28
7/21/2010 1:43:59   
tflo
A True Hunter


 You need not fear me. I am not a punny man.
That's a relief!
OOC huh
Yep.
In no less than a 5 paragraph essay please explain to me why you wanted to be an ArchKnight.
Well, I didn't necessarily want to be an ArchKnight (as if I woke up every day and thought to myself, "I hope I'm an ArchKnight today!"). When Circe asked me to become one, I accepted because I wanted to help out this part of the forum, and that is my main goal. As long as everyone follows the rules, there won't be any problems (:
How does one change the world?
Money can solve a lot of things, but besides that, I would say helping others.
Call of Duty?
Prestige Two in MW2, I haven't played it in a while though.
Favorite Genre of music.
Rock 'n' Roll.
Favorite sport?
Baseball.
By now, I know all I need to. Best of luck with the new responsibilities.
Thanks!

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:47:44 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 29
7/21/2010 1:57:50   
Koree
Legendary AK!!!


 Ahoy!
Ahoy!

I hear yer be ArrrrrrchKnight? Shiver me timbers!
[pirate pun detected]...

I be not disturbin' yer anymore, congrats!
Thanks Koree!

Look, a ninja!
[invisible text detected, threat eliminated]

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:49:41 >
AQ  Post #: 30
7/21/2010 2:30:13   
megakyle777
Member

Hello.
Hey there!
Congratulations on being an AK!
Thank you!
Are you good or evil?
Good
So, a Pirate Captain huh?
Yes, matey
Do you completly dispise all ninjas, or do you just dislike them?
Completely despise them...
Have you ever got any interesting loot?
Just the other day a forumite gave me a map to treasure!
I have recently noticed that a lot of AK's have been using plushies for Avaters. Is this due to a secret plan of some kind, or maybe a split between two Different Factions?
This information cannot be disclosed at the current time. Access Denied.
If it IS a Split between two different AK Factions, what are you split over?
The different sections of the forum we are governing is the only split between us.
Will there be an ArchKnight War?
This information cannot be disclosed at the current time. Access Denied.
And if so, what side are you on: Plushies or Non Plushies? (I gotta come up with a better name.)
If I had to choose...plushie.
Bye, and good luck.
Thanks for coming by!
Oh, by the way, I do this to all AK's to test their power, reflexes and style. Sorry, and I hope you survive and there are no hard feelings...
No hard feelings at all!
(Fires Massive Galaxy Destroying Laser at Captain Kidd.)
Ima firin' my counter-attack lazor!

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:54:24 >
DF  Post #: 31
7/21/2010 2:32:53   
Soph the Crazed One
Friendly!


 Oh my God! Captain Kidd is an AK? Congratulations!
Thanks soph!
I have no questions to bother you with. I hope you have fun as an AK!
Thanks! (:

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:54:50 >
DF AQW  Post #: 32
7/21/2010 4:27:09   
Silver Lion
Member

Congratulations on becoming an AK, Cap'n! :D
Thanks SL!
No questions, I'm pretty much boring when it comes to those. Just a congratulations and good luck! =]
That's okay, thanks!

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:55:40 >
AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 33
7/21/2010 4:31:50   
Gibby
Member

Congratulations on the new position. Onto the questions:
Black or white?
White (?)
Tuna or Salmon?
Tuna
Daggers or cutlasses?
Cutlasses!
Have you ever received a present that you really hated?
Nay, I've never hated a present.
What did you do with it?
Let my kraken have it, he was thankful for it (he never gets presents)
Are fish puns a bunch abalone?

Do they let birds other than parrots on pirate ships?
Not on my vessel!
Was your above answer "only if they're a robbin"?
...No.
That'll do. Good luck and see you around.
Thanks for stopping by!

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 8:59:20 >
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 34
7/21/2010 4:36:42   
DragonYugi
Member

Ahoy, Cap'n!
Ahoy, Yugi!
What's yer colors, matey?
Light blue!
If ye don't know what pirate talk is, ye'll be Keel Hauled!
Ooh, that gives me an new idea besides releasing the kraken...
Arr!
Arrr!
I'll be goin' now, lad!
Fair winds, matey!
Arr!
...R is a consonant.

< Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 9:01:59 >
Post #: 35
7/21/2010 6:00:59   
Wyonna
Member

You izh an AK! Congratulations! ^^ You also have the same tags as me, so i'll make it easier for you. =/ (Blue has also been the superior color. No questions asked.)
Agreed, thanks!

Before we start I thought i'd tell you my grammar and punctuation skills aren't at their best. Excuse any typos are in-cohesive use of words or vocabulary.

Question time! :)
...
1) Jack Sparrow always had bad puns.. Which was your favorite of them all?
One of my favorite quotes is:
quote:

Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
2) If you could have any power in the world, what would it be? (Legit description if possible)
Probably being the manager of a business corporation
3) Define question.
An inquiry that requires an answer
4) How would the majority of questions be addressed?
with an answer
5) What is the most common question asked today?
"How are you?"
6) How many words do the average humans speak daily?
2000 (I don't know!)
7) If you were a question, would I be an answer?
Only if I have questions that require your answering!
8) What would, generally, be the most common word you used?
"the" or "a"
9) Describe yourself in four and a half words.
"Hi, my name is Capt-"
10) What does hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia mean?
Fear of hippos?
spoiler:

The fear of long words. Page of information can be found here

11) List 10 palindromes.

  • mom
  • dad
  • a
  • radar
  • stats
  • madam
  • civic
  • kayak
  • level
  • Bob

    12) What do we call this sort of sentence/phrase:
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
    A sentence with three adjectives and a direct object?
    13) Som jeg nevnte i første deler av innlegget mitt, var engelsk aldri min sterke punkt. Norske alltid var. Snakker du noen ulike språk, over enn engelsk? **Translation**
    Ah, I have two Norwegian friends that play hockey! I speak Spanish as a secondary language
    14) My last question.. What should I ask? Oh wait..
    ...


    I hope you had fun, editing my post with no tags and all. :P Enjoy the rest of your AKing, 'grats again,
    Thanks!

    ~Ana
    ~CaptK







    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 10:59:29 >
    • Post #: 36
    7/21/2010 7:25:49   
    shoggoth
    Member

    		1. ohai
    Hey there!
    2.
    quote:

    I will be traveling overseas tomorrow afternoon
    O noes... don't go too hard on the ships you pass by xD
    Unless they're flying ships, I won't see them
    3. Can you do something about the obvious lack of pirates in a game called League of Legends?
    I'll get one of my minions on that!
    4. What are your feelings on ninja penguins?
    I like penguins, but when the become ninjas...not so much.
    5. Are you any good at Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
    I used to play SSBM on Gamecube about five years ago!
    6. Is it foggy in my location at the time I'm typing this?
    ...Possibly.
    7. Ever heard of Banjo-Kazooie?
    Yes, I have.
    8. Do you despise Rare as much as I do now that Grant Kirkhope left?
    No idea :p
    9. Were you disgusted with Supreme Commander 2?
    ...yes.
    10. Does my extensive knowledge of video games impress you?
    Yes it does.
    11. Do you play an instrument? (I play bass guitar)
    I can play a pretty good Guitar Hero...
    64. Do you know why this is # 64? (hint: it's the console of one of the games I talked about)
    Nintendo 64
    I believe that is all...
    okay!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 11:03:57 >
    AQ MQ  Post #: 37
    7/21/2010 7:42:22   
    Hallie Slidepath
    Robot Unicorn Overlord


    		 Congratz ^^
    Now on to ze questions.
    :0
    Why pirates?
    They're cooler than ninjas
    <insert question you haven't received yet but would very much like to answer>? <insert answer>
    <insert answer to a question I haven't received yet>
    Have you ever met someone with thalassoharpaxophobia?
    No, I'm not afraid of pirates! (except maybe in Somalia)
    Do you think that Jay-Z is a spokes-person for the Illuminati? If he is, he can time-travel!
    What's your opinion on the Illuminati anyway?
    I have no idea...I guess you can believe the conspiracy theories if you want :p
    Fnord?
    Fn-who?
    Who's your favorite pirate through history?
    Edward Teach (Blackbeard) or Captain Kidd
    You're going to spend a night in a haunted house, you're really freaked out about it, but you get to bring the most awesome person in the world to keep you company... who is this person? (Chuck Norris won't be accepted as an answer <.>)
    Mr. T, because he pities the ghosts!
    Do you think it's a fairly normal reaction to react badly to the word "indeed" after watching Stargate SG1?
    Never watched Stargate
    Would you consider it normal to be allergic to palindromes? (they're evil, honestly! o.o)
    Sounds painful...I don't want to be allergic to my mom or dad
    That's that, I think :D
    Thanks for stopping by!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 11:15:59 >
    AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 38
    7/21/2010 9:42:58   
    Laos
    Member

    		Hai der! :)
    Hi!
    No questions , just dropping in to Congratulate ya.
    Thanks! (:
    Bye :P
    Bye :P

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 11:16:35 >
    AQW Epic  Post #: 39
    7/21/2010 11:20:31   
    Underclass Hero
    Member

    		Hello ser Pirate
    Hello ser Hero
    Hmm.. This is even the first time I post in a MtAK-thread if I remember correct.. ö
    :0
    You know you don't have to be flattered ofcourse? ;)
    Well I am, genuinely.
    Now, why did I want to give you my first MtAK-post?.. Right! I remember you from the Pirates vs Ninja war! I think we both know some smelly business happened there.. Ofcourse, not really a shock when it comes to Ninja's >.>
    I agree entirely, it's good to see somebody understands!
    So anyway, a well-meant congrats! ^^
    Thanks!
    Bye & Pirates for the win!
    Yarr!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 11:23:31 >
    AQ DF  Post #: 40
    7/21/2010 12:20:52   
    seltin the champ
    Member

    		Arr, it be Captain Kidd, promoted to first mate on the AES (Artix Entertainement Ship) OOC! Well fat load of congratulations!
    Thanks!
    Now on to the inquisition/questions.
    ...
    How is yer job?
    My job as a Mod? It's going very well so far!
    What are you going to study?
    Business or Marketing
    Do you like Metallica?
    Not as much as I like KISS
    And how about Star Wars?
    Absolutely!
    Do you play Modern Warfare 1?
    I have in the past!
    Play any non-AE MMORPGS?
    I used to play Runescape a lot, but that's it.
    Watch a lot of pirate films lately?
    No, the last one I saw was Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End
    And finally, where will you chain up annoying forumites?
    First offense forumites go in the dungeon, second offense and the kraken is released upon you.

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 12:47:39 >
    AQ DF  Post #: 41
    7/21/2010 12:49:17   
    megakyle777
    Member

    		Hi again!
    Hello again!
    Sorry about firing a laser at you.
    It's okay. I made sure my counter-attack laser was fully functional.
    Anyway, I was reading a certain online comic called The Adventures Of Dr Mcninja. I would not reccomed it to you, since the main character is a ninja. (Albeit an awesome ninja. Mind you, he's also a doctor, so... Though if you can look past that, and the fact pirates are not shown in a good light here, and just want to see some crazy awesome stuff, then I would reccomend it.)

    Anyway, I found this and This. I just wanted to see what you thought.
    Looks like anti-pirate propaganda! Actually pretty cool comics there, although I'm unsure as to why the ninja is wearing a white button-down shirt (is he a successful businessman?)
    Don't let that make you think it's bad though. It's actualy quite good, and the second time he goes up against pirates, they are not as stupid. It's just that paticular crew were stupid.
    I'll take your word for it!
    And one last thing for you to maybe keep in mind.

    Pirates are cool, but so are ninjas. Never truly limit yourself to one side man.
    Heheh, I'll remember that for the next AQ Pirate vs Ninja War...
    Bye.
    Bye!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 12:54:40 >
    DF  Post #: 42
    7/21/2010 12:53:24   
    Reaper Sigma
    Member

    		Hello.
    Hey, Reaper!
    Congrats on AKship.
    Thank you.
    You know, I was going to tell you the day that William Kidd died. On the day he died. I decided not to.
    Thanks for sparing me the details!
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
    Aye, let the fair winds guide my vessel!
    Hmm, I don't have many questions.

    Well, farewell.
    See you!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/21/2010 12:55:58 >
    Post #: 43
    7/21/2010 13:15:07   
    DragonYugi
    Member

    		Darn! My clone posted before me! Aaah! I should have listened to mom and don't play with the cloning kit. Eh. Anyways, hello Kidd! I am DragonYugi! (the real one)
    Hi!
    I see you are 16 years old, no? Just like me, hehe! Tell me, are you by any chance born in January and are a Capricorn like me? :D
    December.
    Regardless of that, you do know that I ask more questions than my clone does no?
    I noticed
    My clone has terrible pirate speaking skills, does he?
    Yes he does.
    I would wish you "Congratulations!" but that would be a cliché.
    It's always appreciated.
    Instead, I am going to tell you to keep up the good work!
    Thanks, coach!
    If you don't do your job good, my clone will Keel Haul you! Whatever that means.
    Sounds painful...
    Goodbye dear Captain!
    Goodbye dear Yugi!
    /teleport
    /counter teleportation spell

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/22/2010 10:39:52 >
    Post #: 44
    7/21/2010 13:31:13   
    PD
    Member
     

    		 Hihi
    Hi!
    Since you are busy with AK duties, I will only ask you one question.

    Do you like Pomeranians?
    They're okay, but I like larger dogs such as a Lab.
    Well, that's all from me! See ya later Kidd.
    See you!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/22/2010 10:41:15 >

    _____________________________

    No more.
    Post #: 45
    7/21/2010 14:00:16   
    Myra
    Killing time softly


    		 Hi Captain Kidd!
    Hey Myra (Mysterious Ranger)
    Congratulations!
    Thanks!
    I totally knew you would be an AK one day!
    :D
    No questions from me. Good luck and have fun here! :)
    I will do that!

    P.S.: Ninjas are better :p
    P.P.S.: Sorry, I had to write that because there could be like three of them in my room right now, you just don't see them before it's too late! O_o
    !!!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 7/22/2010 10:42:44 >
    DF MQ  Post #: 46
    7/21/2010 14:22:20   
    shadowultimate
    Member

    		Hi. Congradulations on your AK-Ship
    Thanks!
    See what I did there? ;)
    Pirate pun, I see what you did =P
    I wont interrogate you with questions, so i'll wish you luck, both here and in AQ
    Thank you.
    Don't forget about us AQ GD people :P
    I'll try not to. I've been out of the loop in AQ for several weeks now. I'm working on getting caught up!
    Cya.
    Bye!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 8/15/2010 14:32:05 >
    AQ  Post #: 47
    7/21/2010 14:31:01   
    Sgtbobbycar
    Member

    		Congrats firstly
    Thanks :)
    favourite film?
    Hmm, probably Dr. No or Casino Royale
    Alien or Predator?
    Alien, for sure!
    Getting Brotherhood when it comes out?
    ACB? Yes, I have it preordered!
    well tata for now
    Tata!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 8/15/2010 14:33:28 >
    AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 48
    7/21/2010 15:00:21   
    CommanderHawke
    Member

    		Aye,Aye Captain
    Ahoy Jacob!
    How 'arr' you?
    I'm doing well, how arr you?
    Is your ship the S.S OOC?
    That works, I don't really have a ship name! =P
    *I'll stop with the puns* XD
    Okay.
    Did you like the oddworld games?
    I never played them.
    I have more puns, they are....*Gets kidnapped by ninja before i say them*
    Haha, I'll send a rescue team for you shortly!

    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 8/15/2010 14:35:09 >
    DF AQW  Post #: 49
    7/21/2010 17:16:13   
    Black_Cloak
    Member

    		Arg argh arg argh arg?
    Arg?
    Arg argh arg!
    ...Arrg!
    arg......
    ??
    Yay! a pirate! Can you do me a huge favour and go on a trip with me one day and clean out all these ninja wannabes?
    I'm already planning for that, the Pirate vs Ninja War is coming up soon...
    Oh, how rude of me, congrats on becoming an AK.
    Thanks! :)
    What do you think of cornish pastys?
    Never tried them!
    I once brought a plane and became a skypirate for 30 seconds, then I was shot down. Have you had more success than I?
    Nay, but it sounds like it would make a fine part-time job!
    Thats all for now, good luck to you.
    Thanks for coming by!


    < Message edited by Captain Kidd -- 8/15/2010 14:37:23 >
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