Deathwalker
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My name be Deathwalker, and I shall smite thou withe mine inquiries. :o My name be Cguy; duty to answer questions. =P 1. Indeed, forsooth be my intent to melt thine brain withe bad grammar and insane questions. Nooo! Have mercy! 2. Meh. Too annoying to write in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe. *phew* 3. I'm not firin' anything. My teeth got glued together by Milk Duds so I can't open my mouth wide enough to fire lazarz or the like. That's....good? 4. Coyote turned me into a newt. :o 6. Hooray for the collapse of civilization! :D Errm...yay!? =P 7. Dance, Dance, Retribution! *explosions* *me dances out of the way of explosions* 8. I have a suit made of chainsaws. I also have one made of machetes, but it's harder to move around in. Then again, it doesn't require fuel... Well, with either one I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. :D (I bet you can't figure out where the chainsaw suit part was from. o.o I hope you don't wear those inside. 9. If the square of pi is not a number, and the sky is orange, then the concept of space-time is flawed. Therefore, to determine the true laws of physics, several objects were put into a catapult and launched over a field by some yokels. These items included but were not limited to: A broken banjo, a rabid Wombat, a marble bust of some queen, a scale model of Deep Space 9, a sack of venomous snakes, a variable-speed corn muffin, a box of non-venomous snakes, a cell phone from the 80's, and a moose. At which distance will the variable speed corn muffin halt, where will the ace of spades be hidden, and how many times will wild animals burst into song? OVER 9000 miles; in a pack of cards; 72 times. 10. Did you notice I skipped 5? You owe me an extra question. You trickster! D: 11. If you are still sane, then I congratulate you in the only way I know how. You sir, are win. Why thank you! :D But I'm not sure I've been sane for a looooong while... :D Excuse me a moment, the purple rabbit is trying to tell me something. KKBAIZ. Thanks, bye! :D
< Message edited by Cguy -- 8/17/2010 12:25:55 >
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