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On the night before Smashmas much like this one, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. There were stockings and Smashmas trees in every house, and look! In the sky! It’s Star Screamer Clawz! He dropped presents that beeped and candy canes that could knock a bear dead, he laughed and he screamed, just as his name implies.
Many of the heroes and villains were quite angry with his chaotic fun, so they decided to put this on hold, and stop him from grabbing the guns.
As the mad man laughed, the others planned, they planned of good and stopping him once and for all. They gave him the missiles, and he just laughed, he deflected it and then made a pun. They tried and tried all night, nothing seemed to work, that really bites!
The lunatic’s clone emerged from rubble, angry that his dad, for trying to make everyone mad. He jumped to the sky, as Star sent demons and demons on the other, in his dark purple sleigh; he came from behind, and blasted him, HOORAY!
There celebrations didn’t last a long while, for Star was not done, he was guaranteed to make Smashmas fun. He emerged from the shadows with a skull in his hand. He smashed it to pieces, and then laughed at his destruction. Bodies lay on the ground, trees were torched and that poor Yergen fellow had a demon trying to use scorch.
BOOMing dales exploded with gunpowder, ray cubes lay near every body that had powers. Looking around, the heroes and villains were furious. And on t the set, came a curious boy who asked why Star was doing this. Star wondered for a moment, then a tear came to his eye… He made the kid explode and then he said: “I never had a good Smashmas I guess, no family to celebrate with…”
For a moment the heroes and villains understood why he was being so mean. Star cried and went and gave his son, the biggest Smashmas hug.
He handed out presents, real ones this time. A nice red guitar for Drakkoniss, a mind blowing hat for Jae, a new lab coat for Goldenstien, a big Gray Lamborghini for Gray Silhouette, a white battle axe for Dread. He then went to a friend, a good one in fact and gave him a ice purple clown suit for him to enjoy.
And then, he got in his big purple sleigh, he flew to the sky with his trusty hellhounds to lead the way, Thrasher and Spazzer, Ranter and Lickin’, Vomit and Stupid, Funner and David Blitz, and of course, Adolf the purple nosed and funny moustached reindeer.
He took flight to the sky and called down to the world: A merry Smashmas to all and all a bad night!
Tagged ~MSamak
< Message edited by Master Samak -- 12/16/2011 2:30:58 >
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