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LNN Season 2 Broadcast 1:
Welcome back to LNN News
(In case you don't know that stands for Lore News Network)
I'm your anchorman dragonman66 and I'm happy to say we're on the road to war again.
In related news an unknown amount of flaming Aliens of mainly Impish, Mushroomy, Humanoid or Goblin-esque stature have landed on Lore. No they do not use Flying Saucers But dimensional rifts. The supposedly come from the distant planet of Atealia as the Purple people are called Atealans. That may just be a misspelling of Aliens though.
In other news, The Anomaly in the Sandsea makes sense now and Alien Expert glaisarus_X had it right
Finally, with all these Imps blowing up some families including the Joe Brown Family have decided to watch it as fireworks
"Well the Children came on out and said to me 'Daddy What's those explosions'" Says Farmer Brown "So I says 'Well those is fireworks 'cause its somebodies birthday' I knew of course that it was Imps exploding. I had to beat down a few of them Myself. My main priority is to keep the Children safe and not scared."
Touching story folks.
Well this is dragonman66 saying I don't know what else to say so I'm just going to sign off.
One last thing I'm Auditioning for a Co-Anchor, Weatherperson, and Sports so go on and tell me if you're interested in working for LNN
LNN Season 2 Broadcast 2:
My portion:
Hello and welcome to this next wonderful episode of LNN.
I'm your host dragonman66 signing on
LNN and The Daily Dragon have combined to create The Daily LNN Dragon News or (If you like long Acronyms) TDLNND News!
My new Co-host and weather man Kinzville is sitting to my side
In war news, we now know that 8 million waves of evil Aliens have landed on the planet. Who knows what they are plotting to do with our planet. Some experts have a guess... (Burn the world). Also, they could be trying to melt all our ice cream. We just don't know.
Mayor Rayf wishes for all of us to know that he is trying to make money off of the Aliens. What he doesn't wish us to know is he won't share it.
In an interesting development the quest for the Dragon Egg and Orbs started and ended with a friday the 13th war. Something new must be starting now.
In other news Xan sent in a letter to our station it says.
quote:
Dear dragonman66,
How're you doing, don't forget we have our weekly checkers game tomorrow. Anyway, I wish for you to say on the news report that I have an awesome new(s HAHAHAHA pun!) weapon, I'm growing a mustache, and I have nothing to do with these fire Aliens.
Nothing. Crazed Pyromancer's word.
See you Tomorrow, Xan
Interesting is my checkers buddy lying, or is there something more?
Now to Kinzville with Election news and Weather! I'm going to fight in the war.
Kinz's portion:
Thanks Dragonman* now for the weather. *stands in front of a weather map* Dry heat all weak, with a few freak lighting storms! Now onto election news, earlier today Dragoman gave a speech.
quote:
Friends, Forumites, Lend me your ears
we cannot beat these evil extraterrestrials without working as one.
We must stand together keep warring, and vote for me as Mayor of Falconreach!
No seriously I'm running as a Comedian.
There is no bread for the people so let them eat aliens!
This speech gained some applause. Dragoman has a few strong supporters, and he is gaining speed but, can he catch up to candidates like Cysreo? ** Or Artix with his “All undead will be slain!” guarantee. With all this action by his competitors, Mayor Rayf is not sitting on his but. The Citizens for the Advancement of Mayor Ray, gave this statement!
quote:
Mayor Rayf is a fair and just mayor. Some say that he is a greedy scoundrel, this is not true. Some citizen’s are upset that half of Faclonsnest isn`t even finished and Mayor Rayf, recently shelled out some gold for upgrades to the town hall. More specifically his office! In response to this, change can not happen without a good place to make it happen. If that includes a disco ball and hot tub so be it! Honestly who do you want for mayor? An insane mage? A paladin who can kill with puns? Xan`s chess partner? Or someone who has ruled over this town for several years? Ask yourself who?
Well that`s all for now tune in tomorrow for, a in-depth report on what really goes on inside The Elite Herocorps! This is Kinzvlle signing off!
*sorry for the delay had it all typed up and bam I lost it, had to retype the whole thing
** I know it`s for president not mayor but still a very cool site.
TDLNND Broadcast 2:
My part:
Welcome to TDLNND News!
I'm Co-Anchor dragonman66 on the scene of this war on imps from SPAAACE.
First off, If you're hungry you should definitely try eating someof the fried imps. Looks like Chicken, tastes like bacon!
To shamelessly plug for my mayoral campaign Mayor Rayf getting Checkers buddy (or Pal, ZORK) and chess partner mixed up is more proof he is incompetent, so vote for me.
Anywho, we have had reports that people's Ice cream have been melting. For a substitute I would suggest cookies, but not pie. I am a pie so eating a pie would make me RAGE!. Also, pancakes are a nice Ice cream substitute.
In related news ICOP (International Castle of Pancakes) has been getting far more business lately. The manager of the Falconreach branch Yom E. C. Rup has this to say quote:
It isss obviousssss our Pancakessss are the greatesssst thing sssssince anything if you would like sssome come on down and get half- priccce.
He denied being half snake when I asked him.
In some other news Drakath has been seen running around other dimensions laughing and mentioning chaos.
We wanted to interview Sepulchure on this all he said was
quote:
AQW is NOT cannon obviously because I am alive. HAHA... Ha Drakath is Dead!!!!!!
He then passed out. Yes, this was during my checkers game!
Speaking of Checkers, Xan is jealous because I beat his pants off. Ha Ha take that!
Now to Kinzville!
Kinzville's Part:
Welcome to back to TDLNND News! I hope you enjoyed, are very long commercial break! I'm Co-Anchor Kinz, bringing you an in-depth report from SPAAACE, but first the weather. Fire monsters + water weapons=steam! In related news the committee of dragon lords has deemed it unsafe to fly, in this steam. Onto the report, The Herocorps, now we have heard about them throughout this war, but I did a little research. This is the first war were the Herocrops were mentioned! Is this a new war clan on the rise? I set off to find out. I started by digging through some recordings of the war, known as “war threads”. Apparently the HeroCorps, is the name for the ragtag hero`s that protect Faclonreach. Not just a spoof of the LanternCrops after all. The Herocorps are made up of, goomi123kelz
sonic and insanity. It started out as a new name for the warmongers. Then it transformed into an official clan. Earlier today I managed to infatuate there base, and get an interview with the man in charge Goomi123.
quote:
Do you mind if I interview you for TDLNND?
I don't know what that stands for
Just, what are The Herocorps?
The hero corps is the army of Falconreach. I just felt that "call the heroes" made it sound like there was only a ragtag group of defenders.
How long have you been part of The Herocorps?
Ever since I made it up last night, I guess
What is the biggest wave count you have ever gotten in any DF war?
Probably like 1500(10) or something in the final 13th
What is you’re rank in The Herocorps?
Major general, I made the corps up
How long have you been a warmonger?
I personally feel I don't kill enough to be a warmonger, but I go at it with a warmonger attitude. Probably since the final 13th
In you’re opinion what was the best DF war EVER?
The raven loss one was pretty cool
In you’re opinion, what was the worst DF war EVER?
I didn't like the recent mogloween one.
What equipment, are you using in this war?
KAA, the skull ripper stuff with the galaxy stuff on show, Williams band, Akriloth necklace II, I forget the belt.
Before we finish this interview, is there anything you wish to say to our audience?
Thanks for having me. This war is pretty cool. I think the hob goblins look like gremlins. Um, the corps are great. *makes up inspirational speech*
Friends, family, warriors, rogues, mages, and any others, who are reading,
We all fight for something. Be it home, friends, town, or a love of killing. Never forget what you fight for, or else you will be no better then those you fight. Now FOR FAMILY! FOR FALCONREACH! FOR LORE! BATTLEON!
Tune in next time for my report, on why cute monsters, mean faster wars.
TDLNND Broadcast 3:
Kiinzville:
Welcome to TDLNND! The weather is windy today, with a chance of raining fish. Wait raining fish? CHISAGEN! We will be right back after a word from our sponsor.
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And we are back! Now onto my report! Are 2 best wpm ever recorded happened during the plushy war, and this war. Both of those wars had cute monsters. Now a lot of people such as the lead spy of Swordhaven Megakyle have stated that it might be that this sounds like people who hate cuteness. Though on, one hand it could also be cute, defeat animations or wanting to see more and more of the monsters, thus doing more waves. Then I took a closer look. In the plushy war, are wave’s started speeding up when we were promised plushy pets. In this war the wave count started speeding up when we were promised Flare Imp Hats! In conclusion, it is not cue monsters that make us were harder after all, it is cute rewards. Now overe to you Dragonman.
Me:
Thank you Kinzville!
Today the war has jumped all the way up to 31% and we have only 3 days to get it to 50% or else no Fiery Imp hats!
Everyone loves Fiery Imp hats!
Speaking of cheesecake, Mayor Rayf is losing according to the polls. Could this be the end of his Reign of incompetent spending? Or arer these polls lying to us?
Researchers have discovered that the use of Nitroglycerin Sponges may cause insanity. Mages told these researchers
quote:
"NO, Duh"
Zorbak was involved in something he was embarrassed to admit yesterday.
Zorbak was found healing... and not the Imps us.
Zorbak had no comment.
Well that's all for today, remember to vote for dragonman for mayor!
TDLNND Broadcast 4:
Me:
Welcome to TDLNND News. I'm Co-Anchor dragonman66 wishing you all a happy birthday (if it's your birthday).
Today TDLNND's biggest fan The Odor went crazy and bothered my Co-host and I almost to death. He must have a bad case of mad fanboy-itis.
In other news it's time for a commercial break.
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In other news a mad case of signature swap has hit the community. Is this an Alien plot? Or is this just some silliness?
Drakath has been sighted again this time by twilly.
Twilly was to shocked to comment.
In an interview with Voidstar the Avatar of darkness (hard to get folks) he had this to say.
quote:
Please do not fall into the traps that will make you fight for the evil light. We are getting weaker. If we do not grow the darkness all of lore will fall.
You heard Voidstar, but is he lying or will lore really fall? Is the bad guy really light?
In some election news I have won the primaries I am officially the comedian representative.
More of that later on here'sKinzville at the debate. Good-bye for now Lore
The Debate: (Kinz)
Thank you, Dragonman. Hello this is Kinz live from the mayor debate! Dragon man will not be able to make this debate. Now the debate begins! I will be asking the questing for tonight's, debate.
Kins: Hello candidates, now onto our first question. What would you do to better the state of Falconreach?
Cryseo: I`ve never tried it but I’ve heard great things.
Mayor Rayf: Have people detonate gold! To me err I mean the town funds!
Artix: I would make people happy with my puns, kill all undead, and spice all food with wasabi!
Kinz: What IS you’re opinions on Bag Space?
Cyesero: I have been a long time champion of increased bag space for all players! I am dedicated to the idea that additional inventory space should be made as available as possible to all players at the lowest possible cost, without hurting DragonFable.
Mayor Rayf: Can you put gold in this bag space?
Artix: I think that we should forget about bag space, and even bank space. What matters is bank protection and killing undead!
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Dragon Coins?
Cyerso: In my travels, I have to trade with entities all over the multiverse, and one of the most universally recognized currencies in all worlds is the Dragon Coin, the ancient coinage once used by the dragons of Lore. The Dragon Coin trade system ensures that even free players can have access to the most powerful weapons and items available. I stand for equal opportunities for all players!
Mayor Rayf: MONEY MONEY MONEY! *jumps up and down*
Artix: I believe undead slayer badges would make for better trade.
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Dragon Amulets?
Cysero: I want everyone to buy a Dragon Amulet! Then use it to but something in my store.
Mayor Rayf: No don`t buy one. Instead give that money to me!
Artix: I believe that though they are less powerful, even the amulet less, are still heroes!
Kins: What is you’re opinions on Social Security?
Cyero: I believe that a secure society is a healthy society. I have proposed, a revolutionary six point plan that basically boils down to everyone staying inside their houses and in their beds, all warm and cozy. What's more secure than a warm bed?
Mayor Ray: The cheaper the better.
Artix: I AM Social Security! *hero pose*
Kinz: What is you’re opinion on Health Care?
Cysero:, I believe that people should just stop getting sick. It would save everyone a lot of time and effort, As far as free dental care goes, Dr. Voltabolt is the only dentist that I know, fewer choices means simpler decisions!
Mayor Rayf: Cheaper the better
Artix: Just don`t become a zombie!
Kinz: What is you’re opinion on Design Notes?
Cyerso: I have not been on the design notes that much. For DF, but for Aqw!
Kinz: Don`t count!
Cyesro: Oh ok!
Mayor Rayf: Wait what?
Artix: Well I did a series of posts, near the end of the chapter!
Kinz: What is you’re opinion on Education?
Cysero: I know that the finest magical training available can be found in the Mage Tower in the city of Swordhaven. I have proposed a modest portal building campaign that will allow young mages all over Lore faster access to the Mage Tower. Over the course of the next several decades, the mages of Swordhaven would toil and labor to mine the necessary rare elements and stone - and build, by hand, each portal.
Mayor Rayf: The cheaper the better!
Artix: Paladin studies are the best kind!
Kinz: That’s all for this debate! DEBATE ON!
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In my report today I would like to mention that the TDLNND blackout is over.
In related news, we reached 50%and earned the new weapon set.
Join us tomorrow with a look inside TDLNND studios and how we work. Also, expect to hear MY answers to the questions at the debate.
This is Anchorman66 saying "I'll be back!"
TDLNND broadcast 5:
Me:
Hello and welcome to TDLNND studios. I'm Co-Anchor and mayoral candidate dragonman66 starting you off on an in depth toour of TDLNND studios
This big red dragon shaped building right here is the studio. It waas founded by me last October and renovated a couple of days ago. We enter in mainly through it's roaring mouth 100 metres off the ground.
Now I'm sure you wonder how Kinzville and I know what to say how we broadcast it and how we afford t run all this... I'll start with a tour of the behind the scenes of the mail room.
Well here in the claw sticking in the ground... (not the one in the air lunging forward that's decorative) here is where Kinz, Legomaster, and I learn the news. This claw uses a vast amount of mana to track down good news like, ummm.... not that one.... oh here's one.
The space space space aliens space have space melted space all space the space ice space cream space outside space of space dragsvard space stop. Galanoth space is space receiving space much space money space for space his space new space ice space cream space stop. We then get rid of the the words space and stop unless we need them... make up or investigate for new facts and put this on the news... like this
All Ice cream not owned by Galanoth has been eaten or melted... evil alien plot or marketing scam... More at 10:00.
Kinz and I then send messages through our empathy link and figure out basically what to say.
Next off the recording studio... after this quick ad.
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So the recording studio, nothing much to see here but Xan holding on to a crystal ball that takes the sounds and sights of me and Kinz talking and transmits it into your mind... we call it TV or Telepathic Vision. Sow did I record Xan recording me, simple we took Xan made him go back in time and record me being recorded by him. Thank you Cysero...
Kinz will take you the rest of the way. through the transmitter, the radio room and anywhere else he feels like going. He'll also give some real news.
This is DM66 signing (and singing off (Doo-wop)
Bop a-dee boo bop doo-wop a wow.....
Kinz:
Thank you Dragon, Kinz here at the transmitter; you may have noticed that space is a bit tight up here. You see this room is mainly used by our tech crew of Gnomes and Sneevils! Our tech crew uses this gnome technology to transmit the Telepathic waves across Lore. There iris a hatch here *opens the hatch* as you can see we are on the roof now. This is the antennae *crystal ball pans out to show a giant ante* Now that’s get down from here, being to close to the antennae mess with the transmission. Now here we are in the radio room. As you can tell by the sign the radio is off air. Behind that glass are tech crew matinees the tech side of things. Out here one of the radio hosts records there lines and then slips in the record. It is normally Legomaster, but I do it sometimes to. Don`t forget to check out our hit radio program, Warreach Radio, on TDLNND radio! Now me and Lego started Wareach radio in the Final 13th war! Now our interdiemensaol radio station got ripped apart, by the rifts, and the other war media outlets I run merged with LNN, so we decided the radio should to! Now here we are in the weather room. I am standing in front of the weather map! AS you can see there will be a lot of moister in the area in the coming weeks! Now to commercial!
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And we are back. I am here with Dragonman, in the TDLNND interview room! As you can see *crystal ball pans out* the walls are all black, so are the carpets, and it has no windows! It has 2 comfy director type chairs, and a little pedestal with eggplant pie, and a glass of water! Or if the guest prefers milk and cookies! *holds up a plate of milk and cookies* Now since Dragonman missed the last debate, I will be getting his answers now, I have even added in some questions that were planed for the debate but were cut out!
Kinz: What would you do to better the state of Falconreach?
Dragonman: I would stop carelessly spending the money and hire teachers for the school.
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Bag Space?
Dragonman: It is an essential thing for the containing of items
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Dragon Coins?
Dragonman: hey are hard to come by, but essential to lore's economy
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Dragon Amulets?
Dragonman: They are wonderful; the powers they grant are still beyond our comprehension
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Social Security?
Dragonman: In my town our society will already be secure
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Health Care?
Dragonman: I don't CARE for government Issued health care
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Design Notes?
Dragonman: Design Notes? They are amazing and mystical looks into the future
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Education?
Dragonman: Education is the most important thing right now
Kinz: What is you’re opinions on Mole People?
Dragonman: They are awesome
Kinz: What are you’re opinions on, Chores?
Dragonman: as the great Chisagen said Boooring
Kinz: What are you’re opinions on Funny Hats?
Dragonman: While the recent frostval incident caused many to hate silly hats, I love them... I just hate the Tyranny Rolith threw along with them.
Kinz: Thank you Dragon!
Dragonman: You are welcome young news Jedi!
Ok now we don`t have time for a in-depth look but I am passing by the tech room, Dragonman`s election HQ, the corporate offices, the break room, and the meeting room were I will meet Zork and Dragon, after this broadcast to discuss a new news lead! Ok now for some real news. WE won the challenge to get 50 percent before Friday and got the weapon set. We lost the 50 percent by 6:00 challenge, so we have no hats. If we win the war by next Thursday, we get an imp plushy pet! ANCHOR MAN KINZ SIGNING OFF!
TDLNND Broadcast 6:
Me:
Welcome back to TDLNND I'm dragonman66 saying news thingies!
We are now at 67% and rising good job!.
This just in, the first people to be level 880 will be able to be level 80 at midnight, who will be the first... find out tomorrow!
Anyway I've decided to keep a list of people who will vote for me for mayor so far it is
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
and me, of course... want to be added to the list. Just declare it in a post or PM me! Make your siggy say vote for dragonman66 or some other obvious thing to tell me you support me in this election.
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You will vote for dragonman66.....
that was Xan our camera man. I'll add him to the list next time!
Now to you Kinzville!
Kinzville:
Thank you Dragon! The weather is cold breezes, throughout the night, and small showers! Now to commercial!
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And we are back! Now onto to what people really care about: THE NEWS! There has been talk that TDLNND may not be truthful; I assure we are 100 percent truthful! Earlier today the latest election poll results cam out and here they are!
FALCONREACH MAYOR POLLS!
Dragonman: 4
Tomix: 1
Cysero: 145
Artix: 0
Mayor Rayf: 0
It seems Cysero is in the lead, you can guess how that happened! ,*glares at Cyserso`s defenders* Wait this just in, there have been rumors, of ballet stuffing *glares at Cyserso`s defenders* The votes are being recounted! This anchor man Kinz saying: VOTE FOR DRAGONMAN!
TDLNND 7:
Me :
Hello I'm Dragonman66 with a short TDLNND update today.
First off the list of people voting for me
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
Xan
The Odor
Dornalca
djkramer123
100Rob123
and me!
You can still let me know if you want to vote for me for mayor...
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In other news I need new news leads... If you have a good lead for me drop me or a PM!
Breaking Development... Today Baron Dante was the first to level 80 he (and second place Keldor) found out that level 81 has been released!!! Shocking!!!
Now to Kinzville, (if he's ready)
TDLNND 8:
Kinz:
Hmm I guess I shall start tonight!
Hi Kinz here. Now the weather today is windy with a chance of lighting. Now a short commercial break!
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And we are back. Our biggest fan The Odor reached his goal of: 8000 normal waves and 38 rare waves! CLAP CLAP! A special shop is now live in Falconreach! It is the Year of the Dragon. Off to Dragon,if he is on.
Me:
Thanks Kinzville...
Rumors have been spreading around that the Atealans will be teaching us in their fighting arts... While no Atealans would comment we believe that there is good reason to expect class training soon...
In other news the shock of level 81 was proven to be a bug. Being a bug (A wasp to be specific) it was squashed by Rolith... I guess e'll have to wait longer to get there.
Now for the list of people who are voting for me!
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
Xan
The Odor
Dornalca
djkramer123
123Rob100
and Me
You can still vote and get a free invisible bumper sticker... You know you want it!!
Now we should all celebrate coming into the Year of the Dragon (Fable) by fighting in this war so we can get to the boss...
Remember if you have a good News lead feel free to PM me! We love to hear your imput!
See you all next time...
TDLNND 9:
Kinz:
Hi Kinz here and welcome to TDLNND! First of all say hello to our new intern. DASH! Dash Is Ash`s 2nd cousin twice removed. He looks just like Ash except that he is taller, has a mustache, and has a thick accent. Thank you for bringing my coffee, Dash. We also have a new technomancer on the tech crew. He is setting up an emergency broadcast system. Now for a short break.
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And we are back. In war news we are nearing wars end. We are at 91%! We have a good speed for a weekday. This war shall be finished in no time. It looks like TEH IMP PLUSHIE will soon be ours! Page 19 was claimed in the name of our studio! TDLNND super fan The Odor is now level 79. The day shift warmongers have left and the nightshift is now here. The war will stay for about a week after it hit 100 for all those wondering. There is also a newly discovered fire place avatar! The great Captain has released the level 80 tier DoomKnight items. The Pebble has announced that 2011 was a Loreian Leap Year! On February 29th, 2012, you'll be able to get Togslayer, gather "coal" from a random quest filled with togs and train the armor up. Now I am turning the mic over to Dragon.
Me:
Thanks Kinzville!
I'm reporting that there has been some mysterious activity in the Sandsea, but I'm probably making this up on the spot so I'll get on to real news...
Like the list of people who are voting for me!
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
Xan (My celebrity endorsement)
The Odor
Dornalca
djkramer123
123Rob100
Prince Amrod
Wraith
and Me
Free invisible bumper stickers for all of you!!
If our WPM keeps u we will have on this war before 8:00 tomorrow... Who is leading these impudent infernals? Find out tomorrow(If all goes well)!
Next off I'd like to say a couple words to all you warmongers....
"Good Job."
Well I said them...
In other news, an assassin in Swordhaven was caught moments before killing Alteon... that's some good luck
Dragonman66 saying Vote for me and signing off.
TDLNND 10:
Kinz:
Hi Kinz here and welcome to TDLNND. Our current speed is 151 wpm. At this speed it will take us 23 hours and 31 minutes to finish this war. We are 3% away from 100 percent. Now for a short break.
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And we are back. The specter of epicenes Ghost has declared a war challenge! If we manage to beat the war a full day ahead of the challenge, Ghost will make a special imp pet to go with the imp plushy from the other challenge. In honor of his birthday True Mortal has crafted the Glaive of the Orb! Available in Falconreach now! Some warmongers were almost pulled over and given a speeding ticket for warring to fast earlier today! We are most likely slowing done because it is night time in several parts of the world. Rumor has that Warlic disappearance could be related to this war! Nythrea, the fairy’s, and elementals refused to cement. Now to Dragon who is interviewing the great Baron Dante!
Me:
Thank You Kinz Today I haave an interview with Baron Dante , but first...
Rolith has announced that 42294053 different heroes live in the Falconreach area. That's a heck of a lot of heroes!
Here is my Interview with Baron Dante!
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So Mr. Dante you made it to level 81 first correct?
Nope. It was either Evans or Keldor that did. I was the third one due to, well, let's say illness. I did reach 80 first though.
My mistake... I got those mixed round, how does it feel to know that you are at least level ahead of most everyone in the whole of Lore?
It's not as much as being ahead of others... I just can reach the next cap earlier. :P
So how do you feel about this war?
Well, FIRE!. Err, the army we are facing is the 3 biggest in our known history, and I've already decided who is behind all this. Other than that, I was annoyed that not being on the level cap when it started meant limited waves per day.
Who do you believe is behind this?
Well, it's a common theory that these Ataleans or whatever we are saving this time, are an "alternative" versions of us. We also know Xan is being the main villain. It would logically follow the BRAIN of thought that we are dealing with AlienXan. (Of course, his name is different, and his face might not be burning)
Nice theory! Do you have any shout outs you'd like to make?
Hmm, shout outs? As in, I shout from the top of my lungs like THIS IS BATTLEON!!?!, as in a random reference to something nobody has ever heard of like invading squid, or as in shout out to people?
I'll have to give my shoutout for Keldor. He came incredibly close to beating me to level 80, and was a main motivator of mine to keep going. And everyone else for being so awesome. 'Cause I'm corny like that.
One last question... vote for me?
As the president of Finland? Okay. The election is in two weeks ^_^
No Mayor of Falconreach!! :P Well thank you for your time.
Now for the list of people voting for me
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
Xan (My celebrity endorsement)
The Odor
Dornalca
djkramer123
123Rob100
Prince Amrod
Wraith
Baron Dante
~SoaringAbove~
Dragos Chronos
Angelixx The Good
Faerdin
plue344
DoomCake1234
and Me
Hopefully this will be the last update... War on everybody!
TDLNND 11:
Welcome to the last edition of TDLNND for this war...
WE WON!!! and we got SPECIAL IMP PETS!
Congrats to everyone...
Parasol Corporation® Light-Absorbing Shields Just in case you happen to be the Mysterious Stranger, or just like the dark.
Special shout out to my voters!
Zork Knight
bob!!!
Kinzville
Xan (My celebrity endorsement)
The Odor
Dornalca
djkramer123
123Rob100
Prince Amrod
Wraith
Baron Dante
~SoaringAbove~
Dragos Chronos
Angelixx The Good
Faerdin
plue344
DoomCake1234
Ace127
The Cow says MOO
Axel459
Deviance
dragon deamon
The Master
Necro Berserk
bobeee
smartman294
and Me
because all of them had a significant impact on this war... for those of you who are not yet part of the DM66 campaign, it's not to late! Go ahead and support change for good!
Thank you to everyone who supported our side of the war. It's been an honor serving with you again.
Dragonman66 Signing off!
< Message edited by dragonman66 -- 1/28/2012 15:10:24 >
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