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I have returned. Studies regarding the BLAPK SUN have proved most conclusive. To offer a brief insight, the BLAPK SUN is a sphere of dark and ancient energes, the center of which is a pinhole rift in reality from which springs the voice of the Elder Gods. It is, essentially, a constrained White Hole. Extreme stress would cause it to errupt into a shower of energy and matter, a prospect most dangerous. For this reason its location will remain warded and undisclosed. The SUN was originally utilized as a place of worship for the dark acolytes of the Elder Gods, eventually, it was adapted for utilization as a communication system or something of the like. The exact nature of the project is unknown, as it was never completed. Regardless, a large conduit has been manufactured, affixing a series of recording and measuring instruments to a transmission dish. All instruments in question are quite well hidden, and I can only assume that this scientific project was carried out quite secretly. I heavily suspect the involvement of Goldstein's patron organization. Interestingly, the society possesses no record, as far as I can deduce, of any such experiment being conducted, nor do any other of my more reputable sources. What I am quite sure of though, is that the nature of the apparatus would in theory allow one to broadcast the mad gibbering of the Elder Gods across the vast majority of the earth, tuning in to the majority of audible frequencies and broadcasting over an absurdly wide range at unprecedented volume. Predicted reaction amongst humankind: extreme, and in some cases fatal. No demands will be made. Broadcasting begins in 48 hours. Clown will be issued earplugs. The rest of you will not. Wait, wait a moment, that wasn't- Oh yes it was, we agreed on it, remember? This is still MY body. ... No. No it isn't.
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