Location: Threat List, Hero's Heart Day Chapter 5, The Boss Bear, Interview, Fight for Late Night
The Boss Bear
Sir Stephan: Yes!
Sir Stephan: And it's time for this holiday's Threat List!
Sir Stephan: Hero's Heart Day is a celebration of love and there's nothing I love more than this country of Lore!
Sir Stephan: I take threats to the holiday seriously and I was told that you were one of the great hero's that this holiday celebrates and could help defend it.
Sir Stephan: ... I'm glad you're a passionate about this as I am.
Sir Stephan: Threat #5! The Environmental Preservation Alchemists!
Sir Stephan: This rogue agency of magical marauders is seeking to stop the wholesale distribution of Snuggle-grams.
Sir Stephan: One of the most iconic and profitable gifts given during the holiday!
Sir Stephan: Threat #4! Sneevils!
Sir Stephan: These tiny thugs steal gift boxes from good, hard-working corporations before they can even sell them to unsuspecting consumers!
Sir Stephan: Threat #3! Girls!
Sir Stephan: I'm told they have cooties...
Sir Stephan: Threat #2! Hugs!
Sir Stephan: Hugs are the greatest power source in all of Lore and to entrust that power to non-corporate individuals is just irresponsible!
Sir Stephan: And finally... Threat #1:
Sir Stephan: Bears.
Sir Stephan: Yes, bears! Bear are irresponsible, reckless individuals with no respect for the holiday.
Sir Stephan: Their huge, hairy claws melting your candy and getting their bear hair everywhere.... We have to stop them!
Sir Stephan: We have to hunt down these bears! I have the first clue leading to the mastermind right here!
Sir Stephan: "Where Clawkin and Fairies play." <Character>, where would that be? We must quest there!
Heros Heart Day Chapter 5
Sir Stephan: That's right. We have to use these clues to hunt down these nefarious bears and find their leader.... the Boss of all the Bears!
Sir Stephan: Deadly serious. I will not let these bears ruin the holiday that celebrates the defenders of the country I love!
Sir Stephan: As soon as you solve a clue and find one of the legion of bears attacking the holiday, bring it here so we can get the next clue...
Sir Stephan: ... by force if necessary!
Sir Stephan: You look hideous, <Character>! It's a brilliant disguise!
Select a Quest!
Sir Stephan: Did you bring back a bear prisoner?
Sir Stephan: Hand over the bear for me to question, then check for the next clue!
Sir Stephan: "Through fields lit by fiery stream." Find the next bear, <Character>!
Sir Stephan: "Where spiders meet in long closed stores." Where could that be, <Character>?
Sir Stephan: "Where lightning flashes overhead." Find the next evil bear, <Character>!
Sir Stephan: "Within walls with glories long past." Find the next evil bear, <Character>!
Sir Stephan: "Through caves of ice with golden gleam." These nefarious bears need to be found!
Sir Stephan: "Where cypress tree o'er vast swamp grows." Find these tricky bears!
Sir Stephan: "By fountain's flow and waterfall's spray." Find these tricky bears!
Sir Stephan: "Skies are traced with bits of string." What does this mean!?
Sir Stephan: "On the course where everything moves fast." These bears are crazy....
Sir Stephan: "Through the woods before the dray." Find these furry enemies!
Sir Stephan: "In verdant fields with poppies red." Find these furry enemies!
Sir Stephan: "Where ravens fly through memory's dream." These bears will pay!
Sir Stephan: "On the trail in shades of grey." What kind of evil bear mastermind is behind this?
Sir Stephan: "Where flowers bloom on endless shores.." Bears are despicable!
Sir Stephan: "Where water lives and breathes and flows." Bears stink too!
Sir Stephan: "Where the elementals join together in assault." Bears think they're so smart... they're not!
Sir Stephan: "Where the bones of dead miners lay." Those smelly bears steal all our honey!
Sir Stephan: "Where the vultragon hunt with the stenchfly.." Bears smell worse then stenchflies....
Sir Stephan: "Where the apple and tiger fight together." Don't get eaten, <Character>!
Sir Stephan: "Where gourds grow big and ravens fly." Don't get eaten, <Character>!
Sir Stephan: "Where forest furies' fruit grows." Are they stealing fruit too?!
Sir Stephan: Ah, <Character>! You wish to go bear hunting again?
Sir Stephan: I can release the bears again but, you will have to go and capture them all again.
Sir Stephan: Are you absolutely sure you want to hunt all these dangerous bears down again?
The Boss Bear
Sir Stephan: "A serene place." I know this one, <Character>... and I'm coming with you!
Sir Stephan: They're vindictive, evil creatures that will stop at nothing to over throw the human-based regime that's been established in Lore!
Sir Stephan: They're war-mongering killing machines that have no problem decimating waves upon waves of elementally aligned enemies...
Sir Stephan: ...and having them for breakfast.
Sir Stephan: And we're those enemies. Bears are human-killing machines.
Sir Stephan: When was the last time you could just walk past a bear in the woods? Do you know what bears do in the woods?!
Sir Stephan: Attack heroes!
Sir Stephan: The increasing amount of bears this holiday just proves it!
Sir Stephan: They're out to target and destroy heroes on the very holiday that celebrates those Heroes and their love for Lore!
Sir Stephan: Terni, your honeyed vision of a world overtaken by bears will not come to pass!
Sir Stephan: ATTACK!
Sir Stephan: Not as long as I keep you on the Threat List!
Sir Stephan: Our first guest tried to take over Lore a while ago, however he was stopped by the brave heroes of Lore. Love or hate him but we allllll know him!
Sir Stephan: Chairman Platinum!
Sir Stephan: Thank you for coming here! I love your suit! Where'd you get it?
Sir Stephan: Slavery?!?
Sir Stephan: That's a very nice laugh you have there! Did you perhaps steal it from a dying Gorillaphant?
Sir Stephan: ...I'm famous?
Sir Stephan: But let's get to the question many people are wondering about. How did you earn all that money?
Sir Stephan: Oh? Who might that be?
Sir Stephan: So what made you decide to become a villain?
Sir Stephan: Really? I did not expect that!
Sir Stephan: Our next guest is seen as the pest that Falconreach just can't get rid of! Zorbak the moglin!!!
Sir Stephan: I can say what I want! I'm famous!
Sir Stephan: Ok! So it says here that you were kicked from Necro U?
Sir Stephan: Experiment gone wrong?
Sir Stephan: Yeah, what about it?
Sir Stephan: What? That's terrible! But uhm... How did you do it?
Sir Stephan: Isn't that what The Hero does? Maybe you have some hero blood in you huh?
Sir Stephan: Anyway... What were your dreams when you were a young moglin?
Sir Stephan: Yeah, about that, isn't ebil just a cutesy name for "evil"
Sir Stephan: I see... Well too bad for you that this is a show about "Evil" villains which apparantly you're not!
Sir Stephan: Security! Throw this "ebil" moglin out please!
Sir Stephan: And now for our last guest! Good, bad or completely neutral? Ladies and Gentlemen! The Herooooooooo!
Sir Stephan: Of course you are! Didn't you get the memo?
Sir Stephan: Twilly was supposed to give it to you! Where is the little fella?
Sir Stephan: That's... unfortunate... But you're here anyway so let's get on with it!
Sir Stephan: I will ask you 10 questions. Depending on the answers, we'll finally know if you're good bad or neutral!
Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero is indeed a good hero!
Sir Stephan: Well hero, I'd say it's time to summon your titan dragon and beat this beast!
Sir Stephan: Then I'll have to use some of my fame power!
Sir Stephan: Faaaaaame pooooooower!
Sir Stephan: You should be able to defeat him on foot now! Go get em, tiger!
Sir Stephan: Really... That's so cliché to say...
Sir Stephan: Nope! That's it for today people! It's a wrap!
Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero doesn't really care as long as the gold keeps coming.
Sir Stephan: You sound incredibly lazy you know?
Sir Stephan: Now tell me, even you must have a favorite fight!
Sir Stephan: Well I've got a surprise for you! I talked to the time travel fairies and they agreed to take you back to your favorite battle!
Sir Stephan: Did you have fun?
Sir Stephan: Spoken like a true hero!
Sir Stephan: Nope! That's it for today, people!
Sir Stephan: I hope to see you on our next special: "Zombies! Flesh Eating Monsters or Sensitive Misunderstood Creatures?"
Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero is... Evil? ...Can you even call that a "hero"?
Sir Stephan: Why not?
Sir Stephan: The downside of being famous...
Sir Stephan: No?
Sir Stephan: What? What is this?
Sir Stephan: What was that all about?
Sir Stephan: I guess I'm lucky you're strong willed then!
Sir Stephan: Anyway... That's it for today people! I hope to see you again next time!
Fight for Late Night
Sir Stephan: Ah, <Character>! How do you like it? “Stay up late with Sir Stephan” is simple. Straight-forward. Bold! A strong catch phrase for my exciting new format!
Sir Stephan: I was going to go with “Spend the Night with Sir Stephan”...
Sir Stephan: ... but people kept getting the wrong idea and the Late Night Companion's Club kept trying to charge me membership fees.
Sir Stephan: This new show is big, though! The late night is for young, hip people!
Sir Stephan: Especially once everyone over 65 goes to sleep after they hear my opening monologue!
Sir Stephan: My audience will be bigger than ever and I can get more advertisers than Lim's Insoluble Bran Powder and The Lore Home for Exceptionally Old Heroes.
Sir Stephan: My competition.
Sir Stephan: Sir Jimmie of Fallcon and Sir Jimmie of Kindle.
Sir Stephan: Exactly, <Character>.
Sir Stephan: Gentlemen, gentlemen, I'm sure there's plenty of room on the late night stage for everyone!
Sir Stephan: If it's two against one then it's only fair that I get to bring my own celebrity guest. <Character>!
Sir Stephan: Save it for the stage, chuckleheads.
Sir Stephan: Oh, I think you've been canceled, Kindle.
Sir Stephan: Oh, it's the ultimate joke, Kindle. See, I've played the perfect prank on you. This whole time? You've been fighting...
Sir Stephan: Oh, you had time! And not only have you been fighting Matt Daemon... you lost to Matt Daemon!
Sir Stephan: I want to thank <Character> and Matt Daemon! Matt, do you have anything to say to the Jimmies?
Sir Stephan: And we're out of time! Thank you and good night!
Preview from Design Notes
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Young Sir Stephan
Thanks to Slayer Zach for alternative images.
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