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  Frostval 2011: Rise of Chillax
Today's Event > Frostval War! (Battle Lore's biggest monster)
The Frozen Northlands...
«Scene: The Frozen Northlands.»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
Jack Frost: What are you suggesting? My experience with moglins doesn't encourage me to waste time on you.
Tydlee Wynx: That is just it. Your past interactions are why we are here.
Tydlee Wynx: Zorbak is incompetent and if we want revenge we must take the problem back to its roots. Zorbak has no part in this.
Jack Frost: What do you mean?
Tydlee Wynx: The lichtgnomen and I have spent the past year researching every failed attempt, and every one of them had on thing in common: in the end, the frost moglins still made their deliveries.
Jack Frost: And?
Tydlee Wynx: So we have been going about the matter entirely wrong.
Tydlee Wynx: Rather than stopping gifts and deliveries we need to stop the frost moglins themselves. Make them stop making toys and gifts and the holiday will end for sure.
Jack Frost: You would have an easier time getting Artix to stop fighting undead. It is in their nature.
Tydlee Wynx: Do not speak to me of their nature! I know of their nature! They cast me out... coldly and cruelly into the... *shudder* dark.
Jack Frost: Uhhh.... Right. And...
Tydlee Wynx: We found a spell that will turn their hearts as cold as ice all the time. As an ice oriented individual that part is up to you.
Tydlee Wynx: Once it takes effect the Moglins of Frostvale will be cold calculating business men.
Jack Frost: Chilly will never fall prey to such a thing.
Tydlee Wynx: Well the surest way to kill a serpent is to cut off the head...
«A Lichtgnomen enters.»
Lichtgnomen: Or fix the head! Right, boss?
Tydlee Wynx: Yes, indeed, my friend. Fix the head. We have been scouring Lore far and wide, searching for a way in the remains of a future past, we found our key...
Jack Frost: What are you babbling about?
Tydlee Wynx: What do you know about Carnax?
Jack Frost: What? That great big marauding beast that rampaged everywhere a while ago? ... I thought he was quite gone.
Tydlee Wynx: Oh he is quite gone... But Carnax was not born that way... he was created...
Lichtgnomen: And we have worked out how... Right, boss?
Tydlee Wynx: Exactly. Chilly will be no more... he cannot save Frostval when he is himself an enslaved massive beast...
Jack Frost: You mean--
Tydlee Wynx: Chilly the moglin is no more, my friend. Be prepared to Chillax!
«Scene: Battleon. Twilly, wearing a Santa hat, jumps.»
Twilly: Everybody, RUN!!!!
«Twilly runs across the Scene twice, and then off it. Scene zooms in as you enter.»
«You»: Whoa? What gives? Shouldn't the town be preparing for Frostval?
«Agent Nilly enters.»
Agent Nilly: We are preparing for Frostval. For this year's Frostval gift, Battleon has been given a surprise Nice Audit.
«You»: Nice Audit? As if that is not a major oxymoron. What is a Nice Audit?
Agent Nilly: We simply cannot afford to give everyone gifts as we have in previous years. So we have reduced it to a simple equation: only those who have done sufficient good will be recognized.
«You»: What?! Does Chilly know about this?
Agent Nilly: Chilly is... eh... indisposed at the moment. We've had to act without his guidance. Although, he should be along to clean up this mess momentarily.
«You»: Indisposed?
Agent Nilly: Yes, indisposed, so we have come up with this audit as the only fair and businesslike way of assessing your contributions.
«You»: And? What has your audit found?
Agent Nilly: Unfortunately, it is not looking so good for YOU.
«You»: What? I have singlehandedly saved Lore on no less than ten occasions.
Agent Nilly: Yes, but you have also left a major swath of destruction during your saving. By our calculations the property damage, alone, is beyond seven digits. The ends do not justify your means...
«You»: So I do not get anything this year?
Agent Nilly: On the contrary. For one as special as you... Chilly has something extra special to offer.
Agent Nilly: It's time to Chillax...
«You»: ............ Say what?
«Scene zooms out. The terrible Chilly-Carnax hybrid is seen in the background.»
War!
The Rise of CHILLAX!
The Frostval Moglins are acting all cold and bussinesslike and in their annual assessment of good givers you have been found very very naughty. Consequently they have sentenced you to Chillax, but where has the giant marauding creature come from? Is it really Chilly as it appears? What has Zorbak done this time?!
To Battle!
Guardian mission!
Back to Town
Guardians can click on the potion bag to refill their potions if they have less than 4 potions on hand. Guardians can also click on the Chest to receive the Temporary Frost Salamander Rider armor*.
Clickies!
Click on Artix the Paladin's head and he will join you in battle!
Artix Krieger the Paladin will join you in battle!
Click on Warlic the Archmage's head and he will join you in battle!
Warlic will help you in battle!
Click on Glaciar's head and he will join you in battle!
Glaciar will join you in battle!
Click on Robina Hood the ranger's head and she will join you in battle!
Robina the Ranger will join you in battle!
Twilly: Hiyas! We need to help save Frostval from Chillax!
Twilly: If you need to be healed I can help you.
Heal me please
Let me handle this!
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Thank you!
*You open the treasure chest and find Ice Salamander Rider Armor! Ice/Earth defense, and 2-hit attack!
To Battle!
Fight Army
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES
Fight Chillax
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES See below for encounter list.
Chillax One on One
 Guardian Mission!
While Chillax assails Battleon, Tydlee Wynx and Jack Frost have been sending some of their minions to steal treasure from nearby towns! You must head the minions off and get the treasure back!
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES See below for encounter list.
Commander battle is either Frost General:
or Papa Gnome:
Treasure!
After 50% of the enemies were defeated...
«Scene: Battleon.»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
Danail: It is very like him, mother, but it is wrong... somehow...
Riona: Of course it is. It cannot be him. Makkisar was put to rights and Carnax was put to rest... But something has...
««You» enter.»
«You»: Riona Shadowgale! Someone has recreated Carnax... as a frost moglin...
Riona: As a frost moglin... hmmm... could it be?
Danail: It must be, Mother.
«You»: Someone want to start making sense?
Riona: We were visited by a strange moglin and his little light dwarf. They were very interested in our history.
Danail: It was a gnome, Mother.
Riona: Right, a gnome..
«You»: Wait, light gnome..... a Lichtgnomen?
Riona: That's right.
«You»: Tydlee Wynx!!
Riona: That was his name!
«Tydlee Wynx, Jack Frost, and a Lichtgnomen enter.»
«You»: You have a lot to answer for, Tydlee Wynx! I am done playing with you!
Tydlee Wynx: No one wants to play with Tydlee Wynx anymore, not with all their Tickle Me St. Elmo's Fire's, and Lettuce Patch Teens. That's okay though...
Lichtgnomen: Soon they will all cool their heels! Right, boss?
Jack Frost: Oh yes... we will cool their heels very well...
Tydlee Wynx: Indeed my friend. Soon they shall all Chillax.
«You»: Wynx! Are you insane?!
Tydlee Wynx: Muhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!
«You»: On second thought... Don't answer that...
«Battles as above.»
After all of the enemies enemies were defeated, the cutscene above plays and then...
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal See below for encounter list.
2 BATTLES
Optional Full HealSee below for encounter list.
«You»: Alright! Enough is enough! This ends now. Where has Wynx gone?
Jack Frost: Why worry about Wynx when you have far more immediate concerns? If Chillax didn't finish the job -- we will. Isn't that right, my little Lichtgnomen partner?
Lichtgnomen: Right, boss! Let's bring the pain!
«You»: Once again you have been defeated, Frost. Frostval continues as normal.
Jack Frost: Perhaps. Oh, do but look at the time... We did get very close, didn't we, my Lichtgnomen friend? No matter. Another year, another gambit. It was a learning experience.
Lichtgnomen: Right, boss! Master Wynx has all in readiness!
«Frost and the Lichtgnomen leave.»
«You»: Oh no you don't! Come back here, you! Just what do you have up your sleeve...
Riona: It will have to wait, I am afraid...
«You»: Wait? You want me to just let the baddies march off and still continue their plotting?
Riona: It cannot be helped. Deliveries have to be made... Frostval is here. Happy Frostval, Danail.
Danail: Happy Frostval, Mom.
«Riona, Danail, and «You» leave. Zorbak enters.»
Zorbak: Wait! What was that?! I get cut out of this year's plans only for them to fail anyway...
Zorbak: And instead of taking back their backtalk all they say is that it was a learning experience?!
Zorbak: Is that all it takes? I will just claim I am learning and it will excuse complete ineptitude? Ooh...
???: (off-Scene) Zorbak!
Zorbak: What?!
???: Just read the card... We agreed...
Zorbak: I lied. Meheheheheh. I will not read your sappy holiday card!
???: Zorbak. Need I remind you the cost of irritating me...
???: Forget it. I will read it myself.
???: From all of us to all of you, a Frostval season pure and true. Whate'r your venture this Frostval night, may warm cheer and good fortune make it right.
???: Happy Frostval!
???: Happy Frostval, Zorbak!
Zorbak: Meh, Humbug!
«Scene fades. New Scene: Tjeli.»
T'jeli, the southern wastes
Wagner: I have just received report from my brother and Frost, Master Wynx. All is as you anticipated...
Tydlee Wynx: Naturally.
Tydlee Wynx: Defeated again... as expected... but we have learned valuable information. The process was successful even if our effort was flawed.
Tydlee Wynx: Chillax made the same mistake the original did.
Wagner: What's that, Boss?
Tydlee Wynx: An unwilling target. C'est la guerre, we have learned what we needed.
Tydlee Wynx: This too has been prepared for...
Tydlee Wynx: Seasons, like men, are not the boss of Tydlee Wynx; and thus Wynkkisar is born...
Frostval - Rise of Chillax!
Shop Weapons:
Inclement Cheater
Inclement Swindler
Inclement HumbuG
Inclement Decoy
Inclement PoZer
Inclement Trickster
Inclement Imposter
Shop Spells:
Toy Bomb
Toy Bomb Z
Toy Bomb
Toy Bomb
Toy Bomb
Toy Bomb
Guardian Toy Bomb
Play again!
Guardian Tower!
Leave
Full Heal after Chillax One-on-One battle thanks to Kalanyr. Write-up thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf.
Encounter List
Fight Chillax:
Left Leg of Chillax (0)
Right Leg of Chillax (0)
Head of Chillax (0)
Right Arm of Chillax (0)
Left Arm of Chillax (0)
Left Arm of Chillax (0)
Left Leg of Chillax (20)
Right Leg of Chillax (20)
Head of Chillax (20)
Right Arm of Chillax (20)
Left Arm of Chillax (20)
Left Leg of Chillax (40)
Right Leg of Chillax (40)
Head of Chillax (40)
Right Arm of Chillax (40)
Left Arm of Chillax (40)
Left Leg of Chillax (60)
Right Leg of Chillax (60)
Head of Chillax (60)
Right Arm of Chillax (60)
Left Arm of Chillax (60)
Left Arm of Chillax (80)
Left Leg of Chillax (80)
Right Leg of Chillax (80)
Head of Chillax (80)
Right Arm of Chillax (80)
Right Leg of Chillax (100)
Left Leg of Chillax (100)
Head of Chillax (100)
Right Arm of Chillax (100)
Left Arm of Chillax (100)
Right Leg of Chillax (120)
Left Leg of Chillax (120)
Head of Chillax (120)
Right Arm of Chillax (120)
Left Arm of Chillax (120)
Left Leg of Chillax (140)
Right Leg of Chillax (140)
Head of Chillax (140)
Right Arm of Chillax (140)
Left Arm of Chillax (140)
Fight the army:
Clang Clang Monkey (4)
Jotun Shevite (5)
Jotun Combatant (5)
Frost Berserker (5)
Toy Chest (6)
Jotun Warrior (7)
NPC-in-a-Box (10)
BlockMan (10)
Tree Slugger (10)
Gnome Enforcer (10)
Frost Trooper (10)
Arrhythmic Cymbal Monkey (12)
Jotun Shevite (20)
Jotun Knight (22)
Toy Chest (26)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (30)
NPC-in-a-Box (30)
BlockMan (30)
Tree Slugger (30)
Gnome Enforcer (30)
Frost Berserker (30)
Jotun Fighter (34)
Jotun Shevite (35)
Frost Trooper (35)
Cymbal Monkey (42)
Toy Chest (46)
Jotun Executioner (48)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (50)
NPC-in-a-Box (50)
BlockMan (50)
Tree Slugger (50)
Gnome Enforcer (50)
Jotun Shevite (55)
Frost Berserker (55)
Frost Trooper (60)
Toy Chest (66)
NPC-in-a-Box (70)
BlockMan (70)
Tree Slugger (70)
Gnome Enforcer (70)
Jotun Commander (70)
Metronomic Cymbal Monkey (72)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (80)
Frost Berserker (80)
Jotun Shevite (80)
Toy Chest (86)
Jotun Raider (88)
NPC-in-a-Box (90)
BlockMan (90)
Tree Slugger (90)
Gnome Enforcer (90)
Rhythmic Cymbal Monkey (102)
Jotun Shevite (105)
Toy Chest (106)
NPC-in-a-Box (110)
BlockMan (110)
Tree Slugger (110)
Gnome Enforcer (110)
Frost Trooper (110)
Kibbles the Happy Elf (120)
Jotun Marauder (124)
Toy Chest (126)
Tree Slugger (130)
BlockMan (130)
NPC-in-a-Box (130)
Frost Berserker (130)
Jotun Shevite (130)
Cadenced Cymbal Monkey (132)
Frost Trooper (135)
Jotun Hero (142)
Toy Chest (146)
NPC-in-a-Box (150)
BlockMan (150)
Tree Slugger (150)
Frost Berserker (150)
Gnome Enforcer (150)
Jotun Shevite (150)
< Message edited by Carandor -- 12/10/2017 6:10:37 >
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