Clown the Jester
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Ah! A new HS AK! I guess I should say welcome, and avoid the clowns. Hee hee hee ffnnkk...Ha ha...HA HA HA! HOO HOO HOO! quote:
Oh, and AVOID THE CLOWNS. AH HA HA HA...HA HA...HEE HEE HEE HO HO HO! quote:
Beware the purplish clown of chaos! Heh heh heh…lavender…purple…violent violet. HOO HOO! quote:
These seem to be a big problem! Are they Zazul's clowns? Heh heh…no my good friend…I do believe they are referring to something a bit more…HEE HEE…comically morbid. Heh heh heh… WHOO HOO HOO HA! TEE HEE HEE HEE HA HA...DOO HOO HOO! quote:
Oh and you shouldn't mind the clowns, we only want to rip people limb from limb. (Note that I am not the one the others are talking about, he's my boss.) HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! STOP IT! HA HA HA HA! HOO HOO! EGADS ITS LIKE SAYING BEETLE JUICE OVER AND OVER! quote:
You reeeeeaaaalllly should stay away from the clowns. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WECLOME! HOO HOO HOO! WELCOME POSTMASTER GENERAL! HEE HEE! Welcome to our little community. Welcome the Madness and INSANITY! And more importantly...welcome to my little...heh heh...Sandbox. I smell insanity..... Heh heh heh...Its nice to see that I've made such a pleasant heh heh...impression. HEE HEE! Its so strange why people don't like us Clowns. Why do they fear our grotesque grins? Our demented eyes? Or our homicidal natures? They may hate us...heh heh...But we...love...them. Indeed your reputation preceeds you! HEE HEE HEE! Hehe.... I guess the laughter's contagious.. Its a pleasure to see another snappy dresser appear on the forums. Heh heh...I can appreciate a person with good taste. HEE HEE HEE! I like post offices...reorganizing the letters, licking the envelopes...heh heh...delivering punchlines...HOO HOO! You deliver punchlines, I deliver JUSTICE! It warms my heart that your services will be on the forum. Heh heh...I had some...Heh heh... quarrelsome problems with my old UPS Man...HEE HEE...tried to tell me I had to stamp some packages...heh heh...well...my next delivery...heh heh...I made sure to give my package the required number of stamps with me old hammer...but I gave a few extra generous ones ta-boot. HOO HOO! o.0 I forget exactly what I mailed...hm...OH YA! I was mailing a big old boxed coffin to the city morgue...and what was under all stamps? Why my old UPS Man. You feind! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H A HA! So lets get to questions...a little 20Q if you will. 1. Heh heh...Are you on my side...or their side? My side being the Chaotic, anarchists, freaks and those who love good Jokes. Their side: Order, Good, and Evil. True you have said you are a hero…but from what I’ve seen, the heroes are nothing different than the villains. They destroy. They scheme. They kill. True they don’t try to rule the world…but they do manipulate those they protect to make the citizens weak and dependent on the aid of the heroes. I fight for justice, and never kill. I help repair, not destroy. You suggest a false dichotomy that I do not subscribe to, for I employ myself for the good of all! I'm going POSTAL! And as we have seen from the Siege in the Park and the Death Games, in the war of Heroes and villains…it’s the civilians that suffer. Ya see….my Chaos Carnival…we try to end the disease that is good and evil. Noone is truly good…and no one is truly evil. Ya see…through my actions…I am trying to remove the differences that stand between these selfish ideologies…ya see? I do what I do not to destroy the world…I do it to save the world…through chaos…I can create peace. I’m just trying to fix the world…don’t you want to save the world with me? That is not saving the world.... villain. 2. Would you like to hear a joke? A mailman has to deliver a letter to a Clown. He sees a big old fence surrounding the Clown’s Circus tent with a big vicious hyena lurking around within the fence area. The Mailman sees the Clown that is waiting for the letter that the mailman is holding in his hands. However, there doesn’t seem to be any way to get the letter to the Clown without climbing the fence and dropping down next to the giggling hyena. Running low on options the mailman calls out, “Does your hyena bite?” The Clown shakes his head and says, “Bite? My hyena? No sir...not my hyena. I raised him with good strong Midwestern family values. He’s a gentle as a kitten.” Satisfied with the reply, the mailman hopes the fence and drops down next to the hyena. No sooner did his feet touch the ground, the hyena lunged at the mailman and sinks his sharp fangs into the mailman’s leg. Screaming in agony, the mailman cries out to the Clown, “You told me your hyena doesn’t bite. NOW LOOK! He’s eating me!” The Clown shakes his head and giggles with amusement. “No no no. I told you, my hyena doesn’t bite,” The Clown corrected, collecting his letter and signing the mailman’s clipboard. “Thing is…that’s not MY hyena.” WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Heh heh heh...love that Joke. HEE HEE...gets me every time. Indeed clever, though I've heard similar ones before. 3. Now how about a little truth or dare? Huh? A little fun right? HEE HEE…right. So what will it be? Truth or dare? OOOH CHOICES CHOICES! HOO HOO HOO! Isn’t it grand? Having multiple choice…almost as much fun as multiple personalities. HEE HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO! My one weakness! Independence and free-will! Dare: I dare you to find a guy named Drakkoniss…guys my archenemy and favorite Super City Friend. HEE HEE…Anyway…I dare you to find Drakkoniss…and bring him to his knees in PVP. HOO HOO HOO! (Note: This isn’t a mean request because he and I are archenemies because we are so similar and enjoy the challenge of the game. I just like sending new threats his way.) I'll have to pass. I'm bloody rotten at PvP... So, Truth! Truth: A lot of people have warned you to fear us Clowns and told you we’re up to no good…my question is…do you fear us anymore than the ones who warned you that we were monsters? Sure we look weird…but atleast you can see our dark natures…what of them? You wouldn’t see em coming. After all...who set your hair on fire? Glared at you? Invaded your mind? The world is filled with evil, all must be stopped. And so my fears make no difference, justice will prevail! Whose to be truly afraid of? The Clown who reveals his true nature to you willingly? Or the people who try to scare you and hurt you secretly? Heh heh heh….HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA! Oh…by the way….congragulations. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Thank you!
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