TormentedDragon
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He was putting on a show. Not quite your normal show, either. Oh, certainly, there were performers of the magical stripe a plenty; illusionists, flamedancers, windsingers, ice sculptors, and the list went on and on. For every form of magic, readily available or not, there was someone, somewhere, who'd turned it to entertainment. There were even other metal-shapers out there. Wintin was fairly certain none of them had ever juggled a cauldron like the boys did their kickballs. He grinned at the wide eyes of the crowd, catching the cast-iron pot inches from the ground with his outstretched foot. Their eyes were riveted to the thing, waiting for the next movement. He flipped it up again, and brought his knee up to meet it as it came back down, sending it flying back into the air with an audible clang. He had to suppress the urge to laugh with every audience member's wince. This, see, was how he knew no one had put on a show like his before. Most other performers weren't willing to risk the injury. "And this," he yelled out, letting the cauldron come to a sudden stop atop his bald, tattooed head, "ain't nuttin' but child's play!" With a flick of his finger, he popped the cauldron's top, and sent three large, rather nasty looking meathooks flying out of its open mouth. A twist of his hands, and he had them in his grasp, his grin turning predatory. "Don ya worry none, now. I know what I'se doin'." "And it doesn't weaken the metal?" "Not a whit," he said, making the horseshoe stretch and thin, the metal slowly coiling around his arm in a snake-like fashion. "Smiths use heat and hammer, y'see, poundin' the metal into shape and cooking it so it stays like 'at. Cook it too many times, starts to break down." He proffered his metal-wrapped arm for the knight to inspect. "I ain't got to worry about that, since the metal just do what I tell it to. Go ahead, then, give 'er a slice." The knight gave him a doubtful look, but drew his knife. "Make sure you be hacking at the metal now, and not skin." The man nodded, and took a slice, looking a touch surprised when the knife had no effect. "See? Like clay in my hands, right, but tough as it ought." The knight looked at him, clearly impressed. "And why have you not set up shop already?" Wintin chuckled, twisting the metal off his arm and back into the horseshoe shape. "Well the smiths much like me, see. Normally I wouldn't care much but seein' as I'm here for another reason, seemed good business not to get run out o' town just yet." "The Championship?" He snorted, and nodded his assent. As if there could be any other reason. "Hm. A risky undertaking. What do you hope to gain?" "Well, it's only the biggest shindig in Lore, what with the Lords themselves puttin' their eyes and ears all in one spot and squabblin' over oo's got the strongest Champ an' all." He chuckled again, leaning forward conspiratorially. "Kinda 'minds me o' little boys arguin' over oo's dad can beat up oo, am I right?" The knight frowned. Right then, 'member who you're talkin' to. "Eh, but oo am I to poke fun at 'em? Probably best to keep me mouth shut, given I'm looking to catch ol' Father's eye." His companion raised an eyebrow. "Father?" Wintin blinked. "Ol' Father Earth. What, they don't call 'im that in these parts?" The knight shook his head. "I believe that is the first time I've heard the Earth Lord referred to in such a manner." Wintin leaned back, scratching his head. "Well ain't that something. All this time in travelin' and I ain't heard it any other way. Eh, but then I guess I never really asked. Anyways, basic reasoning is a boon is a good thing, and what with all the people watching, might drum up some new business. Kinda like with that show you watched." "It is a dangerous gamble. Your survival is hardly a sure thing." He shrugged. "Every day is a gamble, m'lud. If'n I wake up in the mornin', it's 'cause I didn't die in mah sleep. Goin' in there is just kinda like taking a walk through, oh, say, Darkovia, except all thrown at you in the space of a candlemark." He blinked, and frowned. "Huh. Put that way, makes me sound like a right fool." "It does, at that." He laughed. "That's alright. I've always been a fool!" Down, down, down into the deep and the darkness. He'd heard stories of the Cellar; how the smallest wound was a death sentence, how the walls would reflect anything, in the same way a mirror would reflect a sunbeam, how in some ways, it was perhaps the bloodiest arena. All of which was absolutely excellent. He barely bothered to read the scroll before heading down the stairs, preceded only by a great hulking brute in what looked to be pure black metal. Which could either mean a very easy fight, or a rather hard one, depending on things. Others with him? A fairly typical looking fighter type, some strange dude in what looked to be armor made out of bone, a great pile of animated rocks, some furry little thing, and blonde ponce in blue silk. No telling what would happen down here, no telling at all. All he knew? It was going to be a blast. The doors clanged shut, and he twitched. The cauldron top popped into the air, hooks and horseshoes flying to his hands and wrists, and came clattering back down, secure once more. Right. Right. Just the doors closing. Battle hadn't stated quite ye- where'd the brute gone? He met the swing of the broadsword with his horseshoes, sending the two sturdy pieces out to meet it mid-swing. Instincts born of surviving countless sneak attacks prompted him to take a quick step back, the sword stopping barely an inch away from his skin. He knew better than to stop there, though; he was a right good target for the guys right behind him. "Jackrabbit," he whispered, and slipped under the sword, running hell for the leather for the other side of the arena. "Hell of a way to start this party."
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