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Red Riding Hood Location: Doomwood Path (Books 1 and 2), Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Down -> Up Right -> Down Right Requirements: None Release Date: July 6th, 2012 Objective: There certainly are a lot of wolves around here. I wonder who lives in this stretch of woods. Objective completed: Wow, Red was mad. I mean really mad. Perhaps I should send a basket of goodies. It might be too early though. Perhaps I should wait a week or so. Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters (3) Bear (5) Clawkin Wanderer (4) Seed Spitter (6) VurrMan (23) Wolf (1) Gramma - Boss NPCs Red Werewolf Rewards Axes Woodsman's Axe Woodsman's Heavy Axe Woodsman's Hefty Axe Woodsman's Sharp Axe Woodsman's Strong Axe Woodsman's Bloody Axe Wands Gramma's Wand Gramma's Green Wand Gramma's Woodsy Wand Gramma's Lithe Wand Gramma's Wooden Wand Gramma's Magic Wand Daggers Woodman's Dagger Woodman's Keen Dagger Woodman's Slicing Dagger Woodman's Cutting Dagger Woodman's Skinning Dagger Woodman's Dangerous Dagger Helmets Red's Hood Red's Warm Hood Red's Crimson Hood Red's Riding Hood Capes Red's Cloak Red's Torn Cloak Red's Hunting Cloak Red's Dusty Cloak Red's Well Worn Cloak Dialogue You are in a forest. You have to find the path to a little hut. The way is full of wandering monsters of course. *The character enters the hut* <Character>: Huh?! *A werewolf wearing pink flowered clothes and glasses is lying on a bed* Werewolf: ...? <Character>: Errr right. Ok. I see. Let me guess... <Character>: Let's see, I'm supposed to make a comment on what big ears you have. Werewolf: Right, the better to hear you with. <Character>: And the eyes? Werewolf: The better to see you with. <Character>: Really? Then why the glasses? Werewolf: Oh, my eyes aren't what they used to be. <Character>: Ok, and finally the teeth. You know... I wonder...why doesn't ANYONE ever comment on all the hair??? Werewolf: I'm sure I don't know what you mean. <Character>: Oh well, we both know how this plays out. <Character>: Red Riding Hood and nearly gets eaten... but she's lucky and is saved by a woodsman. <Character>: Well, I'm not a woodsman, but I can stop you anyway! <Character>: Let's just save her a little bit of hassle! Werewolf: But... Fight Gramma. You can choose to do it on extreme mode. After you win: *Red enters the scene* Red: ?!?! Red: ... <Character>: Don't worry little girl, I beat the wolf for you already. <Character>: It won't be eating anymore Grandmothers. Red: ... Red: YOU IDIOT! <Character>: You're very welco.... wait... what???? Red: That idiotic story played out a long time ago, and the big bad wolf didn't EAT grandmother, he just changed her into a werewolf. Red: THAT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER YOU JUST BEAT UP! <Character>: Errr, ok, I'll just be going now. Have a really nice day... and-- Red: Did you bother to ASK first? Did you ask what was going on? Red: No, you just charged in and started attacking... Red: ...probably making some sort of heroic jokes first before you decided to beat on my grandmother! <Character>: Well, I-- Red: Oh just leave! My grandmother needs a doctor now... or a moglin. Complete Quest
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