Red Riding Hood
Location: Doomwood Path, Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Down -> Up Right -> Down Right
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: July 6th, 2012
Objective: There certainly are a lot of wolves around here. I wonder who lives in this stretch of woods.
Objective completed: Wow, Red was mad. I mean really mad. Perhaps I should send a basket of goodies. It might be too early though. Perhaps I should wait a week or so.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(5) Clawkin Wanderer
(4) Seed Spitter
(1) Gramma - Boss
Woodsman's Heavy Axe
Woodsman's Hefty Axe
Woodsman's Sharp Axe
Woodsman's Strong Axe
Woodsman's Bloody Axe
Gramma's Green Wand
Gramma's Woodsy Wand
Gramma's Lithe Wand
Gramma's Wooden Wand
Gramma's Magic Wand
Woodman's Keen Dagger
Woodman's Slicing Dagger
Woodman's Cutting Dagger
Woodman's Skinning Dagger
Woodman's Dangerous Dagger
Red's Warm Hood
Red's Crimson Hood
Red's Riding Hood
Red's Torn Cloak
Red's Hunting Cloak
Red's Dusty Cloak
Red's Well Worn Cloak
You are in a forest. You have to find the path to a little hut. The way is full of wandering monsters of course.
*The character enters the hut*
*A werewolf wearing pink flowered clothes and glasses is lying on a bed*
<Character>: Errr right. Ok. I see. Let me guess...
<Character>: Let's see, I'm supposed to make a comment on what big ears you have.
Werewolf: Right, the better to hear you with.
<Character>: And the eyes?
Werewolf: The better to see you with.
<Character>: Really? Then why the glasses?
Werewolf: Oh, my eyes aren't what they used to be.
<Character>: Ok, and finally the teeth. You know... I wonder...why doesn't ANYONE ever comment on all the hair???
Werewolf: I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
<Character>: Oh well, we both know how this plays out.
<Character>: Red Riding Hood and nearly gets eaten... but she's lucky and is saved by a woodsman.
<Character>: Well, I'm not a woodsman, but I can stop you anyway!
<Character>: Let's just save her a little bit of hassle!
Fight Gramma. You can choose to do it on extreme mode. After you win:
*Red enters the scene*
<Character>: Don't worry little girl, I beat the wolf for you already.
<Character>: It won't be eating anymore Grandmothers.
Red: YOU IDIOT!
<Character>: You're very welco.... wait... what????
Red: That idiotic story played out a long time ago, and the big bad wolf didn't EAT grandmother, he just changed her into a werewolf.
Red: THAT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER YOU JUST BEAT UP!
<Character>: Errr, ok, I'll just be going now. Have a really nice day... and--
Red: Did you bother to ASK first? Did you ask what was going on?
Red: No, you just charged in and started attacking...
Red: ...probably making some sort of heroic jokes first before you decided to beat on my grandmother!
<Character>: Well, I--
Red: Oh just leave! My grandmother needs a doctor now... or a moglin.
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